£100
WINNER

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 20:00:21

Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the deep pan.

10/11/12 23:24:39

Action Man had trouble explaining to his superiors why he got captured so often.

26/10/12 9:56:07

"I don't care how much you love it, we're getting rid of that bloody cat."

12/10/12 13:22:07

Rather than swim the channel, Dave thought it would be easier to take the tunnel.

20/06/12 14:18:41

Tackystani

08/09/12 10:58:17

Woody found it difficult to cope after the Toy Story series ended.

06/09/12 12:42:29

"Don't worry, that always happens when people see me so I come prepared."

06/11/12 9:38:35

"Nein, I vas here first. Go und find your own sunbed."

04/09/12 12:07:27

House warming party.

08/06/12 11:50:13

Danny wins The Hunt For Red October

02/12/12 8:42:52

Tom realised he was drunk when the wall he thought he was hanging onto for dear life turned out to be the pavement.

08/11/12 8:04:02

How The NatWest Was Won

14/10/12 8:07:17

Parking fine? That's very kind of you to say so.

22/09/12 8:28:39

Innitial attempts by the BBC film crew to infiltrate the sealion colony were unsuccessful.

19/09/12 22:39:53

Flushing Meadows

02/09/12 8:37:19

C3P.O.

08/08/12 19:32:39

Again, the British pole vaulter ended up nowhere.

02/08/12 11:58:49

Battery Ken

13/11/12 20:11:34

"Jesus, this is good shit. I swear you were dead and buried a couple of days ago."

11/11/12 20:13:46

DAF Vader

14/10/12 12:07:48

Rabid response unit.

10/09/12 20:43:07

The games on "Hole In The Wall" were definitely getting tougher.

10/09/12 9:30:23

Fright attendants.

08/08/12 11:04:34

Doris put her Stannah stair lift settings too high.

24/11/12 20:12:16

Deep seed diver

11/11/12 8:26:39

The doctor decided the illness was all in Tim's head.

09/11/12 8:26:11

Broke Mac Mountain

17/09/12 8:26:00

Sharon knew this relationship could only go safari.

10/09/12 13:12:37

Gin Fight At The OK Corral

06/09/12 12:55:06

The dangers of cooking with a deep, fat friar.

01/08/12 23:11:32

"Whaddya think? Handbag too much?"

30/06/12 20:17:37

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

16/12/12 9:43:12

Balfour Beatty admit it may have been a mistake getting Jean Paul Gaultier to design their new workwear.

10/12/12 8:48:01

When Daisy eventually made it as a show cow and regular on Emerdale, her early career photos would come back to haunt her ... but she was young, she needed the money.

01/12/12 17:39:15

The Tin Man was well oiled.

13/11/12 8:01:41

"Damn you, Red Bull, you're supposed to give me wings."

30/09/12 8:55:37

"Do you want fries with that?"

17/09/12 12:03:26

"We're gonna need a bigger cat."

31/08/12 20:28:19

Son off a beach

05/08/12 11:07:43

The Lord is my German Shepherd...

01/08/12 11:24:26

Technically speaking, Bill's wife was right - the car was in the garage.

10/07/12 20:02:58

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to remember where you live and try to get there before you wet yourself. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds."

01/07/12 19:30:15

Truck killed flatty puss

19/06/12 12:02:42

"Why yes, how did you know I was Brazilian?"

13/12/12 9:31:19

A boxful of Things

14/11/12 12:19:42

A keen bird spotter, Derek was looking for a Great Shag but it turned out to be just another Common Seagirl.

01/11/12 10:19:55

Maureen generally bought wine by the litter.

27/09/12 13:40:05

Heinz release their new 'diet' range.

27/09/12 9:41:37

Usain Cobalt

28/09/12 16:52:37