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Ian Skelding
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Woodwind instrumental teacher, married, son Andrew and daughter Rachele Rhienne an 19 year old singer/songwriter who now has her own original material as well as covers on Soundcloud. She has a couple of new original songs she wrote now on Soundcloud. Have a listen and let me know what you think. Thanks.
Town/City: Alexandria
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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00 |
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Well he was a Special Delivery.
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?" 03/01/13 9:41:17 |
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"At least we can rule out a heart attack Doc." 13/11/12 8:05:48 |
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"Could someone put the Ariel in please?" 08/01/13 8:04:18 |
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"Bloody Humans have pulled the wipers off." 01/09/12 12:04:17 |
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17/05/12 13:37:00 |
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28/10/11 20:08:06 |
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His bark is worse than his bite. 05/04/13 8:00:07 |
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26/01/13 20:05:51 |
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A set meal for toe?
--Cath Jones
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03/07/12 20:12:58 |
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£50 I heard it flew the grapevine. 22/07/11 11:08:26 |
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The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round. 06/01/13 8:38:58 |
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18/11/12 8:00:11 |
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26/02/13 20:00:07 |
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She's going to take a dive in the Forth. 06/10/12 10:01:54 |
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"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'" 25/05/12 11:07:36 |
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19/02/12 11:56:17 |
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"Is it OK or Hello?" 07/01/12 20:13:15 |
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25/10/11 20:00:13 |
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01/01/13 12:16:16 |
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04/11/12 20:21:14 |
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04/08/12 11:23:40 |
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13/03/12 20:19:10 |
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"You see Doctor, he keeps wetting himself." 30/12/11 11:43:43 |
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21/10/11 20:49:31 |
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18/10/11 20:00:11 |
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People from North career into people coming from the South. 14/04/13 12:22:30 |
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Blimey, this is a bit sluggish. 26/03/13 8:02:15 |
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God, I hate doing these toothpaste adverts." 24/03/13 20:24:29 |
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That's just giving the wrong Signal
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Joan wished her Siamese twin wouldn't bother with his morning exercises when they were on holiday. 02/04/13 9:20:18 |
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"This is the last time I get an invisibility cloak from Primark." 25/04/12 20:08:55 |
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Homer had decided to go for a midnight walk. 10/04/12 20:00:10 |
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07/03/12 20:13:23 |
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"Does my gum look big in this?" 23/02/12 21:31:28 |
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23/12/11 11:08:54 |
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The journey to Bethlehem was taking it's toll on Mary. 19/04/13 12:43:03 |
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13/03/13 20:10:59 |
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"Dad, these kites you gave us are crap." 03/01/13 20:08:07 |
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22/09/12 20:28:09 |
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That's outrageous, I was nowhere near the place your honour.
2:33pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Skelding]
Llamas used for smuggling illegal immigrants.
Too much bashing the Bishop ?
9:17am
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[Ian Skelding]
Ripley hated it when Synthetics used her bath to relax while they were having their legs repaired.
Thanks Mr Blonde.
9:19pm
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[Ian Skelding]
After dinners streaker.
After dinners streaker.
9:02pm
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[Ian Skelding]
After dinners streaker.
I agree, his sculpture is taking the piss.
3:53pm
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[Ian Skelding]
Sculptor has low opinion of the Isle of Wight.
I had to snort at this one!
9:07pm
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[Ian Skelding]
"Daniella, I'm afraid nothing will detract from the fact that you have no nose."
Rubbish- everyone knows that he swapped them for magic beans.
12:05am
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[Ian Skelding]
"Yes, of course I'll accept this for all of Britain's gold reserves," said Mr Brown.
''Well i couldn't of done it with a floppy''
10:49am
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[Ian Skelding]
"Christ Arthur, did you have to thrust into me so hard?"
Thanks for noticing mistake, now corrected.
9:23am
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[Ian Skelding]
The Japs love all that blubber. Let's hope the Shark leaves some.
Remove 'the' from between 'love' and 'all' for it to make sense and you'll get at least 1 vote.
9:05am
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[Ian Skelding]
The Japs love all that blubber. Let's hope the Shark leaves some.