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(6 this week)
Ian Skelding
Woodwind instrumental teacher, married, son Andrew and daughter Rachelle Rhienne an 18 year old singer/songwriter who has a debut single and album coming out in the new year. There is no original material out in the public domain at the moment but there are a cappela covers on youtube. Her facebook page is http://www.facebook.com/RachelleRhienne. Have a listen and if you like her like her page and let me know what you think. Thanks.
Interests: music jazz in particular (and now obviously pop) ,most sports,humour,working the brain with puzzles,wordplay etc.
Status: Taken, Town/City: Alexandria
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Beach coma comments (total: 1) |
03/10/11 |
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Puss in booze |
28/10/11 |
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£50 I heard it flew the grapevine. comments (total: 9) |
22/07/11 |
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"Is it OK or Hello?" |
07/01/12 |
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Gnome is where the tart is. comments (total: 1)ahh I wondered who entered this one, I myself entered the exact same caption only seconds after you. But seeing as you got there first I tipped my hat, deleted my one and gave you a vote to boot. 04/11/11
06:40pm |
25/10/11 |
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"You see Doctor, he keeps wetting himself." |
30/12/11 |
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Fall guy comments (total: 1)One of those captions that make you kick yourself because you didn't think of it. Nice one. :) 22/10/11
11:28pm |
21/10/11 |
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Goose beret comments (total: 8)To think of this in less than a minute is bery bery clever.........Certainly cooked my goose. 18/10/11
08:17pm Can someone let me in on what this caption is about? Supposedly it is a very good caption..(google didn't provide an answer) 19/10/11
10:43am Hi Guido 19/10/11
10:49am Thanks guys, I got the beret part and now I also know what a gooseberry is! 19/10/11
11:15am Yes Guido, it doesn't quite have the same effect if you just say "kruisbes" does it? (Sounds more like a "cross" berry if you directly translate it!) LOL 19/10/11
08:08pm Haha Anna. Gooseberry directly translates into "ganzenbes" which is a new word but the closest word in dutch is "ganzenbord" which means "Game of the goose"..wait a minute that might actually be a caption! ;) 19/10/11
10:06pm |
18/10/11 |
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A chapped finger. |
05/08/11 |
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They were orphan left here. |
23/12/11 |
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Pack man |
26/12/11 |
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Sound asleep. |
14/11/11 |
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All hands on Dec |
19/09/11 |
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Count Dracula could never hold his drink. |
22/01/12 |
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"You're really special Kay." |
05/01/12 |
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The star wars aga |
02/01/12 |
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"Ready everyone, I've carved the duck." |
29/12/11 |
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"Here's a penny. Don't spend it all at once." |
24/12/11 |
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"Do you have your choice of weapons?" comments (total: 1) |
09/12/11 |
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Bog roll |
27/08/11 |
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Old car for sail. |
17/08/11 |
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"Put the heater on, it's like a Lada in here." |
08/12/11 |
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Distort Shaun |
08/12/11 |
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Rex's dinner was choking him. |
13/11/11 |
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Fancy forgetting his head. comments (total: 1) |
09/11/11 |
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The Braid of Chucky |
16/10/11 |
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"Trish, I said, how long can you hold your BREATH for?" |
14/10/11 |
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"Bloody hell, I'm sure that's the third time I've seen that sign." comments (total: 1) |
10/10/11 |
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"Have you tried turning her off and on again?" |
24/09/11 |
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You cannot be cirrus. |
08/09/11 |
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Beef dripping. |
16/02/11 |
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"Your window dresser's made a mess of that." |
29/01/12 |
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10 minutes ago Joe and Ann were about to join the Mile High Club. |
05/01/12 |
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"The bad news, Miss Jones, is that you had Necrotizing fasciitis, the good news is you don't have Osteoporosis." comments (total: 1) |
04/01/12 |
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"He just flew through to the other side and varnished." |
29/12/11 |
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"That bloke in front of the lighthouse? I think you should give him his penis back." comments (total: 3) |
30/11/11 |
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Bristols north of Bath. comments (total: 1)Brilliant. For anyone who doesn't know, 'Bristols' is slang for boobs as well. Great caption:) 04/11/11
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04/11/11 |
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Technological advances |
24/09/11 |
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A Pointer Guinness. |
08/08/11 |
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To kill a Mocha bird. |
31/03/11 |
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Sci fry |
25/02/11 |
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Everyone looked up to the old Fokker. |
12/01/12 |
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Herizon |
18/12/11 |
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Catweazel |
15/12/11 |
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The Domino's effect |
18/11/11 |
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"Looks bad Chief, he's taken a lot of shots to the stomach." |
15/11/11 |
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Abandon skip, abandon skip. |
11/11/11 |
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And at 2.10 you can see the dead cat's intestines. |
06/11/11 |
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Oh God. Jack's going down on her. |
23/10/11 |
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Oh no, another terrible pile up in the high street. |
14/10/11 |
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top comments (total: 30)
Had to win with the influence it had on other captions.
Well done Steve.
05:55pm
comment on caption: Every year Chantelle went on holiday with her flat mate. [Steve Fosbraey]
The captioneer with the gun will be after you.
07:01pm
comment on caption:
The new quick way to get down the Chilean rescue tunnel.
[Joe T]
see monday 11.24am Hey.. how is it I am able to edit this comment when it isn't mine? Glitch!
06:36pm
comment on caption: In Living Black-n-White's fly girl. [Eileen M.]
One of my favourite captions.
06:05pm
comment on caption: Ahh! I'm glad you're awake, the operation was a stunning success! Let me know if you notice any side effects. [Coz Mackenzie]
We had 2 good days one year.
10:17pm
comment on caption: Living In Scotland, Rachel loved the summer... It was her favourite day of the year. [Steve Fosbraey]
This caption is a worthy winner and agree with the decision.
08:11am
comment on caption: There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Benefits. [Chelsea Pearson]
Worthy winner, easily the best of the month.
05:57pm
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
Clever caption, really liked it. Glad it won. Well done Cath.
09:29pm
comment on caption: A cat as trophy. [Cath Jones]
I think that the people referring to 13C as cold and freezing must be South of England residents.
01:09pm
comment on caption: In here for some mild sex. [Ian Skelding]
I was trying to think of something along these lines but couldn't come up with anything any good so this gets a vote from me.
03:19pm
comment on caption: "And now everything I touch turns to biscuits... Dad?! Dad?..." [Phill Ward]
last comments (total: 121)
I see what you did.
09:38pm
comment on caption: "I'm sure I put my bloody cup down somewhere." [Ian Skelding]
or penguins
11:44pm
comment on caption: Bloody hell, we're featuring on this site and we're not cats. [Ian Skelding]
Hadn't noticed that one. Changed it.
10:02pm
comment on caption: Bloody hell, we're featuring on this site and we're not cats. [Ian Skelding]
nod to 8:21 perhaps?
09:43pm
comment on caption: Bloody hell, we're featuring on this site and we're not cats. [Ian Skelding]
I agree Shandonbelle. I am assuming it is the same captioneer who has been making all the noise about 'Plagiarism' and 'Ripping off' of captions over the last few days. I am assuming now nobody is allowed to mention 'Aliens', 'Nursery' or in fact any other words that may have been used before in future captions. (Not my caption either) :)
06:54pm
comment on caption: Always wear a surgical gown when performing an alien autopsy. [Ian Skelding]
So noone else can mention anything to do with aliens? Policing the site gone mad...(it's not my caption by the way).
06:03pm
comment on caption: Always wear a surgical gown when performing an alien autopsy. [Ian Skelding]
Version of the Martian captions already submitted.
05:49pm
comment on caption: Always wear a surgical gown when performing an alien autopsy. [Ian Skelding]
Huge LOL!
Chris Beach 
11:36pm
comment on caption: "The bad news, Miss Jones, is that you had Necrotizing fasciitis, the good news is you don't have Osteoporosis." [Ian Skelding]
Lol :)
08:29pm
comment on caption:
"Where's the Anusol?"
"He's in the living room watching TV." [Ian Skelding]
I posted this caption on the 4th August, only got 4 votes. Just goes to show that the same captions can work better second time around. Well done :)
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