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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.
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John Llamas Vote score: 17682John Llamas

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Masturbation's easy when your dick's this big.

01/12/16 16:23:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3996Pussy Galore

Moustache groomed: check. Hat on at a jaunty angle: check. Pack of Johnnies in inside pocket: check. Look out ladies, here I come!

01/12/16 10:45:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2963Stephen Paterson

"Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants!"

01/12/16 12:00:08

 
Pete  Vote score: 15766Pete

Hidden Velcro makes flashing so easy that you can do it with one hand tied behind your back.

01/12/16 18:29:59

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2842Mr Dome

Gareth Southgate is happy he landed the England job

02/12/16 0:39:11

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

My Grandad was a hero in the Battle of the Bulge. Or at least that's what my Nan said

01/12/16 18:04:27

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2272Tiny Alien

Atkins reaches for his gun only to realise his comrades had replaced it with a banana....damn!

01/12/16 10:41:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7685Neil Mackenzie

A Austro-Hungarian Soldier, but is he from Austria or Hungary?
From his hand position we can deduce that he is hungry.

01/12/16 8:57:14

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9377Smuldo

8 out of 10 prats prefer whisker's.

01/12/16 8:54:00

 
Dev B Vote score: 410Dev B

♫ ....and i've got a hand in my pocket and the other one's in my arse yea ♫♫

01/12/16 8:16:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8141Dan Nicholls

Poster boy? I feel a right tit.

01/12/16 8:04:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16871Ian Skelding

"Steady on Bellboy, I only asked you to take my bags to reception."

01/12/16 8:01:16

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Rogue Trader !'

01/12/16 14:04:59

 
tony kelly Vote score: 867tony kelly

Every morning, when you rise from your bed, look into the mirror and repeat five times: ''I am beautiful. I am happy.''

01/12/16 11:25:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7685Neil Mackenzie

Hans didn't like being photographed.

01/12/16 9:09:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24198Tony Edwards

The winner of the Movember moustache growing competition.

01/12/16 8:57:18

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2407Jonathan Allsopp

Captain L. Pickering introduced the concept of dandruff bombing raids during the First World War.

01/12/16 8:49:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24198Tony Edwards

This guy needs a muff to keep his hands warm.

01/12/16 8:48:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1571Vivvy En

He felt flat because his modelling career was about to fold

01/12/16 8:45:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17682John Llamas

Times were tough, John kept his glue safe in his inside pocket.

01/12/16 8:32:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28046Welsh Rarebit

Fellatio Nelson

01/12/16 8:17:33

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8141Dan Nicholls

The first ever front cover of 'Hattitude'.

01/12/16 8:04:57

 
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