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	creative This one's drowned.Guess they weren't a witch after all 24/02/24 8:01:03	2 23

	clever A big fan of sausages 10/01/24 21:49:25	1 21
Haha, this is hilarious! --Kevin Thomas
	Budgie snugglers 17/02/24 20:11:01	19

	Erm...Wizard of Oz, that's not the right place to put my heart 29/02/24 20:01:32	16

	Cockpet 01/03/24 8:08:14	1 15

	Snow patrol 12/03/23 20:00:17	14

	The wheels on the bus go hound and hound 01/03/24 12:17:56	13

	Soul trader 08/04/23 8:00:10	13

	As Paul hopped to the toilet he realised he'd have been better off if he'd put his prosthetic leg on first 20/03/23 8:00:54	13

	Are the batteries free of charge? 31/01/23 12:32:20	13

	Now's not a good time - I'm in the middle of dinner 29/01/24 21:42:08	12

	High tea 05/04/23 20:00:11	12

	The Only Way Is Zzyzx 27/01/23 8:00:20	1 12

	This is what happens when you wait until the cat's ready to get off your lap before you get up.... 17/01/23 12:06:05	12

	clever Looks like he's running out of Ayr 08/01/23 12:23:38	12

	Pizza Excess 04/01/23 20:38:45	12

	Meths and legends 15/04/24 20:18:11	11

	At least there wouldn't be a problem getting concrete evidence of the damage for the insurance claim 16/04/23 20:00:42	10

	Cops and lobbers 12/03/23 20:20:37	10

	Great salad. You've nailed it 06/02/24 20:04:52	9

	Mary Poppins made a good nanny - she liked to be in charge 07/04/23 20:46:32	9

	The traffic lights have turned ember 14/03/23 20:00:19	9

	Piste-achio ice cream 16/01/23 12:00:29, edited: 16/01/23 12:04:46	9

	Tusk, tusk Sun 13:47:51	8

	Splatte 26/02/24 20:19:03	8

	Nowadays you'd have a doctor come and certify that they were dead, instead of just poking them with a stick to check for signs of life 24/02/24 8:17:32	8

	Look what the cat plugged in 18/02/24 20:25:14	8

	What's mew, pussycat 16/02/24 12:05:38	8

	I can't get this window on my PC closed 04/02/24 12:01:25	8

	Nodding off and Big Ears 07/04/23 8:01:27	8

	Prickly eat 06/04/23 20:14:14	8

	Stop in the name of the thaw! 12/03/23 20:04:47	8

	The Three of Spades 26/02/23 12:43:14	8

	He was found guilty - the proof was in the pudding Tue 20:18:54	7

	Yeah, trying to disguise yourself as a human isn't going to get you out of that trip to the vet 24/02/24 15:21:45	7

	Crop car 10/02/24 20:20:45	7

	Embreadery 04/02/24 20:07:17	7

	Mary Poppins was shocked by the weather 07/04/23 20:00:36	7

	Stair of the dog 13/03/23 8:00:21	7

	She's got a chip on her shoulder 26/02/23 8:09:12	7

	clever It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions 02/02/23 20:02:33	2 7

	Drool and the Gang 14/04/24 20:07:18	6

	Jigsore 31/03/24 20:44:47	6

	Why are you late for work? There was a big paws in traffic 24/03/24 23:29:44	6

	The Kaiser Chiefs were right... 20/03/24 20:07:05, edited: 20/03/24 20:07:18	6

	Whatever pickles your fancy... 15/03/24 8:14:19	6

	Copulation Street 19/02/24 20:08:52	6

	Tiddles really needed to learn how to conduct himself 18/02/24 20:19:10	6

	lol Crustacean frustration 06/02/24 12:36:09	6

	These two are best buds 05/02/24 20:10:31	6

	He'll throw a good paunch 18/05/23 13:06:54	6

	Bang bang kitty kitty bang bang 22/04/23 20:21:32	6

	I think there's been a misunderstanding. I said we were looking forward to having a grand Parents Evening 15/02/23 20:31:06, edited: 15/02/23 20:31:29	6

	....and your internet search history 14/02/23 9:56:31	6

	That's a good way to keep your diet on track 03/02/23 12:52:59	6

	lol Johnny, I think Granny's waited long enough for you to play your turn at Scrabble 15/01/23 12:14:24	6

	Scooby Poo 17/04/24 21:07:02	5

	Flushdance 10/04/24 20:06:59	5

	Dave had an ingenious solution when he could never find his truck in the parking lot 31/03/24 12:13:56, edited: 31/03/24 12:14:29	5

	Catwheel 30/03/24 20:08:51	5

	I'm waiting for you to fall asleep like you did when we had that race so I can beat you 27/03/24 20:12:49	5

	Bed and butter pudding 25/02/24 20:08:34	5

	Raincat 25/02/24 12:01:53	5

	Bangers and ash 13/01/24 20:35:38	5

	Barbie and Hen 12/01/24 10:51:41	5

	A cautionary rail 23/04/23 12:00:18	5

	Dramphibian 13/04/23 8:19:00	5

	I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! 13/04/23 8:02:09	3 5
"Aye, there's naething worn under the kilt - it's a' in full working order." --Molly R
	That's a great mugshot 05/04/23 20:00:35, edited: 05/04/23 20:02:04	5

	Upturn Girl 03/04/23 20:22:23	5

	The painters were also mathematicians. They were very fond of the 6 x table 29/03/23 12:12:35, edited: 29/03/23 12:12:45	1 5

	The council's new gardener had misheard when he was asked to mow the local terrain 25/03/23 8:00:58	5

	A murder of crows 24/03/23 12:04:21	1 5

	Bud Not So Light 28/02/23 20:00:39	5

	Reports of woman who stole mirror from seaside residence. Police are looking into it 21/02/23 21:24:46	5

	Will you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you marry me? 02/02/23 12:47:22	5

	COVID restrictions are starting to get a bit crazy... 01/02/23 8:00:11	5

	Council employees were less than impressed with the snowploughing equipment they were given after the budget cuts 08/01/23 8:06:45	5

	Tina didn't know her cat could draw, never mind drop hints like this 18/04/24 20:15:45	4

	Fish counter 18/04/24 20:07:03	4

	U-Bend40 10/04/24 20:11:45	4

	The cat that got the stream 20/02/24 13:24:15	4

	Cant imagine you'd get a Gouda night's sleep here 15/02/24 18:33:05, edited: 15/02/24 18:33:51	4

	The noise of the hoover has drowned out the noise of that annoying hamster wheel....on that note, where is the hamster? 22/01/24 13:00:14	4

	Coke zero 22/01/24 12:58:15	4

	Jack was in for a shock when he realised that 'Gentle Ben' was actually the deer behind him and not the ferocious bear he'd just climbed on top of 14/04/23 8:01:03, edited: 14/04/23 8:03:29	4

	Shiverpool FC 10/04/23 8:29:03	4

	Spag bag 30/03/23 15:26:16	4

	These fit like a bream 08/03/23 12:59:04	4

	What a unique horn 06/03/23 21:37:29	4

	They score a C minus for this design 21/02/23 9:47:59	4

	That's a bit cucumbersome 18/02/23 17:06:57	4

	Antcartica 10/02/23 13:56:38	4

	Crocodile Drunkee 04/02/23 20:00:33	4

	Crocodile beers 04/02/23 20:00:15	4

	Tiramisloo 28/01/23 20:30:48	4

	Dad, what are you doing here checking up on me at work? I've had enough of you being a helicopter parent! 24/01/23 8:01:06	4

	The book deal didn't work out then... 22/01/23 20:00:29	4

	Banana splat 15/01/23 20:00:17	4

	Eggs Been-nicked 05/01/23 12:29:33	4

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last comments (total: 18)

I doth my cap to you!

[anon]

27/01/23
8:02am

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The Only Way Is Zzyzx [Jo]

Hahaha. I love this but have no supervotes.

[anon]

02/02/23
8:12pm

comment on caption:
It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions [Jo]

very Good

Julia Kinsey

02/02/23
9:43pm

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It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions [Jo]

Same theme as 12:00:15 and 12:00:25.

[anon]

24/03/23
12:16pm

comment on caption:
A murder of crows [Jo]

Looks more live div vision.

KimJong Pun

01/04/23
10:48am

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The painters were also mathematicians. They were very fond of the 6 x table [Jo]

"Aye, there's naething worn under the kilt - it's a' in full working order."

Molly R

13/04/23
8:44am

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I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! [Jo]

That's dreadful news, Molly. We can't use the old ereptile dysfunction jokes.

[anon]

13/04/23
8:48am

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I wouldn't sit in that position - everyone will be able to see if you're a true Scotsman! [Jo]

Where did the "true Scotsman" come from? Were the first commandoes Scots because Scots supposedly go commando?

Carry On Up The Khyber has the "Devils in Skirts" where going commando and flashing are weaponized. In Brave heart, they do this also by baiting the English army by mock flashing kilt strewn cocks and arses.

Is it seen as uncivilised or the mark of a true barbarian not to wear underwear? Or is it because some folk are afraid of genitalia? 🤔

It's funny as well as this only applies to men and not women. If a woman wears a kilt, do you think anyone would ask her if she's a "true Scotswoman"? 🤔

I'm sure plenty of women as do men go commando and nobody knows any different or gives a toss

Glyn Evans