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Global Warning

01/02/23 8:01:57

"Damn it, Dave, next time check the opening hours before we travel 4.367 light years from Alpha Centauri."

01/02/23 8:19:10, edited: 01/02/23 8:32:03

Forbidden Planet

01/02/23 8:18:48

...but corner shop still open.

01/02/23 8:10:51

lol

''Cheer up, Dave, it's not the end of the world....................''

01/02/23 8:25:14

Does that mean no access to Uranus?

01/02/23 8:00:11

COVID restrictions are starting to get a bit crazy...

01/02/23 8:00:11

Even the planet has gone on strike today.

01/02/23 8:05:35

Nothing to phone home about.

01/02/23 10:08:25

Follow the diversion signs to another planet.

01/02/23 9:56:45

Shut Happens

01/02/23 9:13:23

What on Earth is going on?

01/02/23 8:07:42

Mars Bar

01/02/23 8:02:23

Oh very funny, putting a tree in one of our cones.”

01/02/23 8:17:54

"Hello, I'd like to report some vandalism please. They've defaced our road sign and left four bags of dog shit at the scene. I believe you should be looking for somebody with a Great Dane."

01/02/23 8:14:15

There's going to be a lot of people Saturn their cars waiting for it to re-open.

01/02/23 8:08:43

The aliens drove all this way too... gutted

01/02/23 12:47:48

For further news watch this space

01/02/23 12:28:31

Don't Panic!

01/02/23 10:22:28

I'd have bet on The Sun closing down first.

01/02/23 8:38:20

due to Earth works

01/02/23 8:32:02

Out now on DVD - Planet Closed. The story of a 5ft Kinder Egg monster that violently breaks out of its chocolate shell and kills everyone on Earth before planting a tree in a traffic cone.

IMDb - 0.1/10
Rotten Tomatoes - 1%

01/02/23 8:25:38, edited: 01/02/23 8:42:49

Please use Saturn ring road.

01/02/23 8:16:50

Hopefully politicians will eventually see the signs.

01/02/23 8:09:47

''This must be a world first.''

01/02/23 8:02:08, edited: 01/02/23 8:28:42

Planet of the Japes

01/02/23 8:00:15