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	'Thing' sure had his pick of girlfriends 12/10/12 8:01:05	15

	Louise & Dave had such an amicable divorce that he let her keep all the appliances 27/12/12 12:16:32	14

	He was stranded at the gallery 12/11/12 13:14:32	13

	He wasn't sure how to use the machine, but he thought he'd have a shot at it 14/10/12 8:09:29	10

	Don't worry - its just an afro dizzy act 26/12/12 2:16:30	9

	Carlsberg doesn't do soup, but if they did it would probably be .... 25/06/12 22:09:22	8

	He applied for a job at jigsaw factory ... but his face didn't fit 24/06/12 2:54:07	8

	🎵 I'm a sole man 🎵 19/01/13 23:48:02	7

	Carlsberg doesn't do magic, but if they did ... 18/09/12 8:09:35	7

	"Uncle" Dave, I heard mummy say she likes your big rod, but she doesn't even fish... silly mummy 21/12/12 1:13:08	6

	He enjoyed the swinger scene, so was disappointed when his wife dropped out 04/10/12 10:24:00	6

	Being a rescue dog by nature, Rex soon revives the unconcious woman. 24/09/12 8:17:22	6

	Throwing away dollar bills ... makes no cents 10/09/12 0:17:36	6

	Special delivery for Angelina Jolie 05/12/12 0:57:06	5

	Accidents happen ... when you forget the green croc code 07/06/12 17:54:01	5

	Don't trust him - he's usually on the fiddle 28/05/12 2:21:41	5

	Hawaii dive ooooohhhhhhh 25/01/13 19:20:59	4

	He aimed to be filmed for Roo Tube 05/11/12 22:53:22	4

	Katie Holmes plugs her new single, Tom Cruise 28/09/12 8:22:59	2 4

	Look Roy, this is the line dance move - hop, step, kick .... Roy? ROY? 14/09/12 9:12:06	4

	How nice ... twins 04/09/12 8:29:28	4

	He soon dealt with the draught coming in at the window 13/08/12 20:10:12	4

	Our stewardesses have just that little extra ... 08/08/12 11:50:58	4

	It was a big relief ... to have horseflies 02/06/12 21:46:40	4

	"I heard you & the wife became canibals" "Yeah & ..." (wait for it) "...I'm glad-I-ate-er" 'Groan' 28/04/12 20:13:58	2 4

	Alcohol raises spirits when ghouls just wanna have fun 21/01/13 12:47:34	3

	Recalculating, m'lady 20/01/13 14:56:31	3

	Oh look - there's the winner of the owner most like his dinner competition 31/12/12 12:06:13	3

	Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms 18/12/12 1:26:26	7 3

	After getting vajazzled, Tracey and Gina from Essex decided to go one step further 13/12/12 9:40:34	3

	Rick saw 06/12/12 8:14:00	3

	S/he offered a little bit extra than a Yorkie bar 23/11/12 2:29:50	3

	Sindy had wanted a face lift, but the Dr made a right boob of it 09/11/12 14:18:14	3

	The new toilet roll holder is dead handy 06/11/12 8:27:03	3

	Its the same every holiday with that lot, they all get plastered & go skinny dipping 30/10/12 8:29:33	3

	She likes to smoke grass & weed at the same time ... its a joint project 11/10/12 8:32:46	3

	Houses always looks upside down when children are about 02/10/12 10:22:21	3 3

	'Save the child' should provide bigger charity bags 22/09/12 11:35:17	3

	Those poor old men - just shadows of their former selves 10/09/12 9:07:53	3

	♫ Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot ... ♫ ♫ Its a sign that you'll have that annoying song on the brain all day! 17/08/12 8:47:47	1 3

	"What do you mean you're a bloody vegan?" 06/08/12 20:34:16	3

	Thumper Thighs 20/07/12 20:26:16	3

	Elmo today ... GONzo tomorrow 18/07/12 20:30:31	3

	These guys found it hard to get any shut eye ... after their visit to the 'Bra Spangled Banner' Pub .. (& Nod to another captioneer's multiple entries on previous photo!) 15/07/12 22:18:56	2 3

	No - I said we need a cat FLAP 19/06/12 12:25:11	3

	I need to do the laundry, clothes don't just wash themselves you know ... Oh .. 15/06/12 20:03:43	2 3

	On reflection, dating the window dresser was becoming a pane 02/05/12 11:00:57	3

	The invisible woman is such a tart! 22/04/12 12:03:50	3

last comments (total: 19)

True, they only need to be left alone for 5 minutes.

Neil Mackenzie

02/10/12
7:21pm

comment on caption:
Houses always looks upside down when children are about [Chris D]

For anyone who has ever been a parent, you'll feel at home at http://www.shitmykidsruined.com

Michael Winner

02/10/12
11:19pm

comment on caption:
Houses always looks upside down when children are about [Chris D]

ha ha brilliant website! I'm sure I have some photos I could add to it!

(caption author)

03/10/12
1:02am

comment on caption:
Houses always looks upside down when children are about [Chris D]

This would have got my vote without any nod to the Wonderful Wizard.......Was Miss Gulch on her way to the Emerald City?..

Ian Mclaren

18/12/12
9:43am

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

Most likely ... she headed for the green light

(caption author)

18/12/12
10:09am

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

I agree with Ian- it's a great caption, and doesn't need the 'nod to' after it- the name 'Miss Gulch' would be recognised by anyone who has ever seen the film.

Michael Winner

18/12/12
12:21pm

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

Fair enough, thanks for the advice - I've deleted the nod to Oz

(caption author)

19/12/12
4:42pm

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

Personally, I think that 'nods' should only be given to previously used captions by other people. Giving them to the source material often kills the joke, preventing the reader from working it out for themselves. I've done loads of quotes from films that have got exactly no votes, but every now and again someone gets it and it's worth it.

Michael Winner

20/12/12
6:16pm

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

I always considered the 'nods' to be a way to express my appreciation for excellent source material (whatever the origin) - like bowing & giving credit to the excellence (in this case) of the film. If I made up a caption involving song lyrics from the Monkeys for example, I would have given a nod to Davey Jones as a mark of respect. I have previously given a nod to Freddie Mercury for the same reason. Isn't that what most captioneers 'nod' for?

(caption author)

27/12/12
11:51pm

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

I think if we nod to anything that inspired us apart from other captioneers, the majority of captions might start to contain "nods". Most of the time it is exactly the reference that makes it funny...
Giving a nod after captions would feel like explaining the joke. A nod to another captioneer acknowledges his/her wit and is a kind gesture and thank you for re-using it in a new way.

Guido van der Velden

28/12/12
8:39pm

comment on caption:
Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

[Chris D]

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