"If I catch one and kill it I'm cruel, if I don't bring any home for supper, I'm called useless, what do I do son?"

"Catch twenty two dad."

20/12/12 22:14:01

"Are you my Reel Daddy?"

20/12/12 20:00:23

"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?"

20/12/12 20:00:09

Fishing in Morecambe? Not wise.

20/12/12 20:57:54

"Uncle" Dave, I heard mummy say she likes your big rod, but she doesn't even fish... silly mummy

21/12/12 1:13:08

"i know son your mum does look funny as a worm"

21/12/12 0:24:52

"Dad, when mum yelled,"That's it, it's over!"
It's been half an hour now, shouldn't you have jumped in after her?"

20/12/12 22:06:03

"Daddy, you've taken me to the fairground, to the circus, swimming, iceskating, to McDonalds and now fishing but you still havent answered my question.......

Where do babies come from?"

20/12/12 20:32:17

Daddy, do you believe in Cod?

21/12/12 9:11:06

"Can't we just go to Tesco?"

20/12/12 20:37:06

Photography by Otis Redding

21/12/12 8:50:16

"Is Mummy joining us later?
I heard her saying that she was looking for her fishnets."

20/12/12 22:16:46

"Are we catching crabs, like mommy has?"

20/12/12 20:46:24

The Codfather

20/12/12 20:34:47

"Listen son, if mummy asks if I smoked again just say it was a salmon.'

20/12/12 20:17:35

Daddy last night you called mummy a hooker,but she doesn't fish.

20/12/12 20:05:58

Piers Bros-Son

20/12/12 21:08:01

I think our waits are too big Dad.

20/12/12 20:14:17

"Dad, do you normally bring anything else with you when you go fishing?"

"A 4-pack of Special Brew and a wanking jacket, but I'll tell you about that when you get older."

20/12/12 20:08:11

Copycatch.

20/12/12 20:07:16

Dad I caught the bigger fish than yours three hours ago! When are you going to speak to me?

22/12/12 16:54:13

"Dad i need to do a poo".

20/12/12 20:53:00

"Dad, i know you said they were fish fingers you caught, but how come they were in a box?"

20/12/12 20:11:35

"Son, I got something to confess. Your mother's a mermaid."

20/12/12 20:07:29

Do you catch a lot of Fish Dad?
Yes Son I do.
Is that why the Fish Monger calls round our house to see Mummy when you go to work?

20/12/12 20:05:50

"Not fair Dad, what chance have I with this badminton racquet!"

20/12/12 20:02:30