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"If I catch one and kill it Im cruel, if I dont bring any home for supper, Im called useless, what do I do son?"  "Catch twenty two dad."
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John  Glover Vote score: 21231John Glover

"If I catch one and kill it I'm cruel, if I don't bring any home for supper, I'm called useless, what do I do son?"

"Catch twenty two dad."

20/12/12 22:14:01

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Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

"Are you my Reel Daddy?"

20/12/12 20:00:23

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?"

20/12/12 20:00:09

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Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Fishing in Morecambe? Not wise.

20/12/12 20:57:54

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Chris D Vote score: 405Chris D

"Uncle" Dave, I heard mummy say she likes your big rod, but she doesn't even fish... silly mummy

21/12/12 1:13:08

 
Paul Gill Paul Gill

"i know son your mum does look funny as a worm"

21/12/12 0:24:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21231John Glover

"Dad, when mum yelled,"That's it, it's over!"
It's been half an hour now, shouldn't you have jumped in after her?"

20/12/12 22:06:03

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

"Daddy, you've taken me to the fairground, to the circus, swimming, iceskating, to McDonalds and now fishing but you still havent answered my question.......

Where do babies come from?"

20/12/12 20:32:17

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Daddy, do you believe in Cod?

21/12/12 9:11:06

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

"Can't we just go to Tesco?"

20/12/12 20:37:06

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Photography by Otis Redding

21/12/12 8:50:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33174Tony Edwards

"Is Mummy joining us later?
I heard her saying that she was looking for her fishnets."

20/12/12 22:16:46

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

"Are we catching crabs, like mommy has?"

20/12/12 20:46:24

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

The Codfather

20/12/12 20:34:47

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2278Guido van der Velden

"Listen son, if mummy asks if I smoked again just say it was a salmon.'

20/12/12 20:17:35

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Daddy last night you called mummy a hooker,but she doesn't fish.

20/12/12 20:05:58

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Piers Bros-Son

20/12/12 21:08:01

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

I think our waits are too big Dad.

20/12/12 20:14:17

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

"Dad, do you normally bring anything else with you when you go fishing?"

"A 4-pack of Special Brew and a wanking jacket, but I'll tell you about that when you get older."

20/12/12 20:08:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33174Tony Edwards

Copycatch.

20/12/12 20:07:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11372Neil Mackenzie

Dad I caught the bigger fish than yours three hours ago! When are you going to speak to me?

22/12/12 16:54:13

 
paul reeve Vote score: 5805paul reeve

"Dad i need to do a poo".

20/12/12 20:53:00

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Dad, i know you said they were fish fingers you caught, but how come they were in a box?"

20/12/12 20:11:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7434Hercules Rockefeller

"Son, I got something to confess. Your mother's a mermaid."

20/12/12 20:07:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11372Neil Mackenzie

Do you catch a lot of Fish Dad?
Yes Son I do.
Is that why the Fish Monger calls round our house to see Mummy when you go to work?

20/12/12 20:05:50

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Not fair Dad, what chance have I with this badminton racquet!"

20/12/12 20:02:30

 
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