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"If I catch one and kill it I'm cruel, if I don't bring any home for supper, I'm called useless, what do I do son?""Catch twenty two dad."
20/12/12 22:14:01
"Are you my Reel Daddy?"
20/12/12 20:00:23
"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?"
20/12/12 20:00:09
Fishing in Morecambe? Not wise.
20/12/12 20:57:54
"Uncle" Dave, I heard mummy say she likes your big rod, but she doesn't even fish... silly mummy
21/12/12 1:13:08
"i know son your mum does look funny as a worm"
21/12/12 0:24:52
"Dad, when mum yelled,"That's it, it's over!"It's been half an hour now, shouldn't you have jumped in after her?"
20/12/12 22:06:03
"Daddy, you've taken me to the fairground, to the circus, swimming, iceskating, to McDonalds and now fishing but you still havent answered my question.......Where do babies come from?"
20/12/12 20:32:17
Daddy, do you believe in Cod?
21/12/12 9:11:06
"Can't we just go to Tesco?"
20/12/12 20:37:06
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21/12/12 8:50:16
"Is Mummy joining us later? I heard her saying that she was looking for her fishnets."
20/12/12 22:16:46
"Are we catching crabs, like mommy has?"
20/12/12 20:46:24
The Codfather
20/12/12 20:34:47
"Listen son, if mummy asks if I smoked again just say it was a salmon.'
20/12/12 20:17:35
Daddy last night you called mummy a hooker,but she doesn't fish.
20/12/12 20:05:58
Piers Bros-Son
20/12/12 21:08:01
I think our waits are too big Dad.
20/12/12 20:14:17
"Dad, do you normally bring anything else with you when you go fishing?""A 4-pack of Special Brew and a wanking jacket, but I'll tell you about that when you get older."
20/12/12 20:08:11
Copycatch.
20/12/12 20:07:16
Dad I caught the bigger fish than yours three hours ago! When are you going to speak to me?
22/12/12 16:54:13
"Dad i need to do a poo".
20/12/12 20:53:00
"Dad, i know you said they were fish fingers you caught, but how come they were in a box?"
20/12/12 20:11:35
"Son, I got something to confess. Your mother's a mermaid."
20/12/12 20:07:29
Do you catch a lot of Fish Dad?Yes Son I do.Is that why the Fish Monger calls round our house to see Mummy when you go to work?
20/12/12 20:05:50
"Not fair Dad, what chance have I with this badminton racquet!"
20/12/12 20:02:30