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	It's just a figure of speech. 17/07/12 19:07:56	21

	A trip round the penisular 18/02/14 8:01:10	16

	Branson Pickle 24/10/12 7:08:14	16

	Alan finally came out of the closet. 29/09/11 10:00:17	16

	Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit. 12/06/13 7:18:06	4 15
No problem, took me a while to remember which one it was. Hopefully Chris will let us know what happened. --Mr Blonde
	I hate to complain but I think you overcharged me. 15/03/12 11:20:38	15

	The relationship was doomed due to the huge language barrier. 27/01/12 11:19:21	15

	In my defence all I said was "Full head of hair, my own teeth and slightly cuddly" Let's be honest, your profile pic ain't that recent either. 16/08/12 20:39:41	14

	Good crop, bad crop. 16/07/12 12:14:11	14

	A moving ceremony. 19/08/11 10:00:09	14

	The young Jedi checking on his light-saver account 15/06/13 7:22:32	13

	It was whipped from right under their noses. 18/08/11 17:10:56	13

	Hi ho. Erm... hi, but I prefer the term "working girl". 26/10/11 6:39:27	12

	Back Adder 25/09/11 10:00:54	5 12

	Double breasted jackets are all the rage. 13/08/14 7:01:37	11

	Just popping down the red light district for a tug. 15/11/12 8:09:51	11

	Dave was feeling perky today. 15/08/12 8:03:48	11

	No, I said "can you tape My Family please?". It's on BBC1 at 7 O'clock 30/09/11 10:11:50	2 10

	Surfing UAE 23/08/11 10:00:47	10

	Gran Prix 22/08/11 10:00:07	1 10

	Demenstruation 13/12/12 9:17:25	9

	Dat's a priority seat love, and I don't believe you is really blind. 15/10/12 7:49:47	1 9

	Striker light 23/07/12 10:01:29	9

	One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy! 21/05/12 10:57:43	4 9

	Prefab spout 01/10/11 10:27:39	1 9

	Loggie Style 21/09/12 11:07:03	8

	A-levels 14/08/12 8:32:20	8

	Tease Maid 09/08/12 10:08:48	8

	Continuing the human race. 17/05/12 10:40:42	8

	After chucking spears Justin decided to move on. 29/08/11 10:21:52	8

	Rein dance. 04/08/11 11:03:10	8

	When Katie discovered she could pee standing up it was one of those Urethra moments. 12/07/11 6:47:01	8

	Total arshole 04/07/12 10:00:10	7

	Strip Lamp 18/03/12 20:01:15	7

	Ginger dead man. 23/11/11 11:59:32	7

	Muuummmy, I've got a sticky backspace again. 06/10/11 16:42:54	7

	He'd always suffered from a reptile disfunction. 25/09/11 10:04:20	7

	Bogey Man. 05/08/11 10:02:40	7

	Chinny dipping 20/07/11 10:45:25	7

	Shutti Frutti 23/06/11 10:02:32	7

	Benchioners 20/06/11 10:02:48	7

	Anne Frank wasn't as well hidden as she'd thought 03/03/11 17:16:35	1 7

	"I wish I hadn't eaten that last supper" moaned Lisa. 05/04/12 10:35:56	6

	After 122 years the dog had heard enough of his master's voice. 07/10/11 10:33:37	6

	Puppetual Motion 04/10/11 10:57:49	6

	Hoisted by her own placard. 31/07/11 10:15:31	6

	Wrong way to Tippa fairy. 19/07/11 10:25:56	1 6

	A sign for deep-sea drivers 29/06/11 10:22:39	6

	The Great Terrier Reef 09/06/11 10:29:40	6

	On the left we have a cheeky Chardonnay, the right a full-bodied red-head and in the middle a birdeaux 01/02/11 12:30:58	6

	It was raining datsun cogs. 24/01/11 11:49:50	6

	Grapple Mac 20/12/10 11:12:24	6

	Max Mosley's proposal for the new 2013 pit-crews 26/10/12 7:43:15	5

	Buenos Aires Passenger Ferry - AKA The Argy Bargy 16/08/12 9:19:44	1 5

	I see what they did there. Cunning linguists. 28/05/12 20:14:18	4 5

	Hello, is that the prosthetics clinic? I'm looking for a leg-to-stand-on. You do? Oh good, because I uploaded a pic to the worlds largest photo sharing site that requires no login and any of the seven billion people on this planet are free to download it and guess what? One of the little buggers has! I'm feeling postal I tell ya. 09/03/12 12:55:04	5 5

	I feel like I've dyed and gone to Starbucks. 27/10/11 21:25:57	5

	Testes Match. 20/08/11 10:50:33	5

	Flame grilled Whopper 15/08/11 10:06:15	5

	This time the fan's really going to hit the shit. 28/07/11 10:29:43	5

	Star spangled banger. 25/07/11 10:41:04	5

	Silver Surfer 03/07/11 10:40:22	5

	Her attempts at manicuring were admiral. 07/06/11 12:19:31	5

	Energy drink 13/05/11 10:09:25	5

	Tiers of a clown. 06/05/11 10:15:20	5

	Artisand 28/03/11 10:24:01	5

	The girls hope Woody and Buzz live up to their names. 12/01/11 14:59:36	5

	Cervix with a smile. 08/01/11 11:29:08	5

	Bloomin' boil-in-the-bag supper again. 29/10/10 10:38:57	1 5

	Who do you think you are, Starling Mosque? 24/10/10 10:51:48	5

	Apertunity knots 13/06/13 7:18:44	4

	Orcastrated procedure 28/02/13 8:07:00	4

	Killer moves. 28/02/13 8:04:08	4

	Search your felines, you know it to be true. 29/10/12 13:35:13	2 4

	The Best Little Warehouse in Texas 15/10/12 11:22:35	4

	Overdrawn again 14/10/12 7:26:05	4

	Digital Marketing 12/10/12 7:25:35	4

	McDusa 17/09/12 13:14:38	4

	A little less conversation, a little more traction. 18/07/12 10:03:41	4

	Hung, drawn and quartet 17/07/12 10:09:30	4

	"Come and suck Mummy's cock" was the last thing you wanted to hear in prison. 15/07/12 21:25:27	4

	Gap Boy Slim 27/05/12 20:12:15	4

	Damn... I think I left the iron on. 22/05/12 20:47:13	1 4

	Chelsea's flower show. 14/05/12 11:27:17	4

	I look up to him because he is class A... 13/03/12 11:00:11	2 4

	His nemesis is The Piddler 05/02/12 11:08:52	4

	It's a dog e-dog world. 11/11/11 11:03:54	4

	Page boys. 10/10/11 19:00:07	4

	They were all set to vibrate 24/09/11 10:01:07	4

	It takes off okay but it disneyland. Nod to 11.02 10/09/11 10:11:06	4

	The first rule about fat club is you don't talk about fat club. 01/09/11 10:26:14	4

	Mum, I think it's time to move on from the booze aisle. 14/06/11 10:35:30	4

	I think we'll call him Spot. 05/04/11 10:36:00	4

	Ugly³ 30/01/11 17:18:06	1 4

	Too late, just stopped off at the budget pregnancy centre a few miles back. 10/01/11 11:11:28	4

	What a lovely mugshot. 01/11/10 18:42:04	1 4

	This must be the carpool lane. 31/10/10 13:05:04	4

	Big Trouble in Little China 27/10/10 10:04:32	2 4

	Sphere weather warning. 08/10/10 10:06:21	4

	On an official visit to Finland it turned out that Lap Dancing wasn't some boring folk-dance from Lapland after all. Things are looking up for the next stop in Poland. 21/08/13 19:36:00	3

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Be careful how you tickle the cunning linguist.

Mike Bradford

29/05/12
9:13pm

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I see what they did there. Cunning linguists. [Steve Hann]

Arguably, Argie bargees are largely the best bargees, bar none.

Michael Winner

16/08/12
9:24am

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Buenos Aires Passenger Ferry - AKA The Argy Bargy [Steve Hann]

F Mackay

15/10/12
8:42am

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Dat's a priority seat love, and I don't believe you is really blind. [Steve Hann]

Did you share a bowl of Frosties? on your Icy Date.

Neil Mackenzie

27/10/12
11:08am

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I once had dinner with a Polar Bear [Steve Hann]

SW fan giveaway

Lee Hauxwell

29/10/12
10:16pm

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Search your felines, you know it to be true. [Steve Hann]

(caption author)

30/10/12
6:53pm

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Search your felines, you know it to be true. [Steve Hann]

I know we were a picture down on wednesday night, but are we missing the photo that followed this one on the lunchtime slot ...if so i have absolutely no memory of it.

Chris Brooks

15/06/13
9:22am

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Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit. [Steve Hann]

We've lost the photo of the 5 guys and a tiger on the motorbike. Probably either because of a request from the photographer to take it off or a glitch with the site. I don't recall anything offensive about any of the captions so don't know why the photo would need to be taken off.

Mr Blonde

15/06/13
5:30pm

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Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit. [Steve Hann]

Thanks Mr B. I just couldn't remember the photo, the old memory not as good as it once was.

Chris Brooks

15/06/13
5:41pm

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Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit. [Steve Hann]

No problem, took me a while to remember which one it was. Hopefully Chris will let us know what happened.

Mr Blonde

15/06/13
5:45pm

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Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit. [Steve Hann]

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