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	John was flabbergasted as to how he had ended up in a Monet. 20/11/11 20:13:07	5 11

	George Michael had eventually made it home. 23/04/12 11:07:02	9

	Derek enjoyed his privacy until it started to rain. 07/10/11 11:50:52	9

	The tests having confirmed he was retarded, Peter decided to end his life by putting his head in the oven. 09/01/12 2:00:12	8

	"Yeah Doc, I'm gonna need you to take out that catheter..." 20/04/12 22:31:41	3 7

	This is why you shouldn't look in your hankerchief after you sneeze. 11/03/12 14:12:28	2 7

	Unfortunately, Dave was being bothered by a squirrel who wanted his nuts. 22/02/12 11:57:11	1 7

	A scene from Die Hard 10. 11/11/11 21:33:54	7

	The Nirvana baby ten years later. 15/02/12 11:10:18	6

	Marcus decided to return his Chinese take-away as he felt it was a little undercooked. 21/11/11 13:34:11	6

	The prostitutes code for 'diarrhoea'. 13/11/11 11:18:00	1 6

	Syriasly good dress sense. 19/10/11 18:46:07	6

	It was not clear as to whether the bird was attracted to the snack in her hands or her unwashed fingers from the previous night's passion with Lucy. 22/09/11 11:05:52	4 6

	"You don't scare me, because inside, I know each of you is just a little chicken." 26/02/12 22:35:53	5

	Sarah was distracted mid-yawn by the sight of the cruise ship's Italian captain tripping and falling overboard into one of the life-boats. 07/02/12 21:29:16	5

	"Do you think we should have put Glitter in more cement Tommy?". 18/10/11 15:27:41	5

	Mi6 Bagpuss leaned eagerly forward to read another Craig Eddie caption. 06/10/11 15:52:47	1 5

	Keith gazed up at all the stars in the sky and contemplated the vastness of the universe, and in that moment, his erection felt completely insignificant. 03/10/11 13:45:07	5

	Scuba diver's capture a rare glimpse of Cher. 23/11/11 22:37:06	4

	"You get your period this way to??". 27/10/11 20:06:13	2 4

	All the other drivers got off the road when they saw it was a woman behind the wheel. 02/10/11 14:02:33	4

	The Doberman watched...and waited. 07/09/11 22:55:32	4

	The cyclists then witnessed the drowning of the man in the white shirt who had cast his line too early. 11/08/11 11:38:58	4

	After contracting Herbies, Krissy felt all alone in the world. 25/07/11 15:04:57	4

	Jane made sure all the boys at her party washed their hands. 19/06/11 12:51:29	4

	If you hit me at below 30mph, there is an 80% chance I'll live. If you hit me at above 30mph, there is an 80% chance I'll die. Please stop trying to hit me. 14/06/11 17:27:20	1 4

	Surrounded by the natural beauty, Helen was still painfully aware that she needed to see the chiropractor. 26/05/11 11:04:17	4

	"Goodnight Tim." "Goodnight Mrs. Burton." 14/02/11 16:18:58	4

	Mrs. Fritzl makes an unwelcome discovery. 07/02/11 17:16:41	4

	Craig was loath to tell the newly-weds that it was in fact his erection that was holding up the bride's train. 22/03/12 23:35:16	3

	"'Course we had sex with them first." 06/03/12 21:34:12	3

	Not to be outdone, Jesus sent along a shark. 09/02/12 20:50:40	1 3

	John had problems enough burning the candle at one end. 06/12/11 16:15:11	3

	6th August 1945: The last holiday snap from Pingu's 'Hiroshima' album. 03/12/11 0:54:15	3

	The Old Man And The Sea. 02/11/11 22:41:07	4 3

	Surely there is mortar life than this. 20/10/11 20:50:56	3

	Being short on writing utensils and anxious to avoid the police response, Marv slid his breakfast across the counter to convey what he wanted to the bank clerk. 17/10/11 16:20:55	3

	Two Bikes, One Cyclist. 10/10/11 14:47:59	3

	Palm Pilot. 21/09/11 11:20:37	3

	Anyone who believed it was real was a complete coffee or tea drinking receptacle. 21/09/11 11:19:58	3

	"Excuse me, I'm embarrassed to ask, but I'm hungry you know...and I smelt fish.". 21/09/11 0:21:00	3

	"And these two once shared a cup.". 17/09/11 16:42:15	3

	"If I hear 'He's not the Messiah...' one more time..." 21/08/11 12:00:37	3

	£50 is a lot of money for one corny line. 21/06/11 14:00:57	3

	"I told you PC Dimbleby, don't feed the birds!! It only encourages them." 22/03/11 20:46:25	3

	This is the reason for the rarity of the female orgasm. 03/03/11 21:54:35	3

	The guy in the yellow biking suit began to wish he had laid down with the others. 22/02/11 23:29:16	3

last comments (total: 25)

The photographer has gone over the top with his 'blur' tool in photoshop, and when compressed the un-blurred bits stand out a mile. Serves him right for not using a faster lens or a neutral density filter...

Michael Winner

21/11/11
1:01am

comment on caption:
John was flabbergasted as to how he had ended up in a Monet. [Mike Bradford]

Quality!

Kellie Franklin

21/11/11
12:18pm

comment on caption:
John was flabbergasted as to how he had ended up in a Monet. [Mike Bradford]

Does this picture look blurred to you? like a Monet, that's why he painted like that but there was no Spec savers in his day, but there is now so make an appointment today.

Neil Mackenzie

21/11/11
12:20pm

comment on caption:
John was flabbergasted as to how he had ended up in a Monet. [Mike Bradford]

Jesus couldn't walk on water now, he has holes in his feet.