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	Multi-story car parts. 24/02/13 8:04:47	3

	Ooh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Nod to all the tossers that, for some reason, think I'm the least bit interested in some frozen H2O that has fallen on their sorry little patches. 05/12/12 23:41:21	3

	Next door is The Lone Star Skate 28/11/12 9:41:31	3

	I once had dinner with a Polar Bear 27/10/12 11:01:23	1 3

	After years of working both underground and overground Uncle Bulgaria used this to keep his wombling free. 27/10/12 8:16:30	3

	In Grimsby, it was an effective way of keeping the seagulls away from the trawler boats. 26/10/12 19:38:09	3

	Tales from the Crypt 23/09/12 0:32:06	3

	The cost of living in Holland was quite a revelation to me. 04/02/12 20:35:30	3

	Mike regretted having his stag-do the night before the wedding. 01/02/12 20:21:58	3

	Mummy... I think I’ve worked this out. If Daddy takes five shiny pennies, you take five shiny pennies and Billy and I only take three shiny pennies each, we’re still going to get fucked by the revenue when we submit this tax-return next week. 26/01/12 20:00:14	3

	Kingdergarten 26/01/12 11:00:09	3

	Whore sin sauce anyone? 20/09/11 19:11:36	3

	Lady Gooddiver 14/09/11 10:09:40	3

	Windy Miller 26/08/11 10:32:20	3

	Once a month Chris Beach donned his lynching outfit and taught a captioneer a lesson about superfluous exclamation marks. (!!!) 10/08/11 16:50:25	4 3

	Suzie established that her breath was fine... but her hand stunk. 02/07/11 10:41:00	3

	Neonderthal Man 25/05/11 12:29:31	3

	Golden Receder 24/05/11 10:50:12	3

	Yes, I am going commando. 04/05/11 13:02:56	3

	What? You wanted to see me in a micro-mini. 17/03/11 11:42:14	3

	Some say he has an identical twin, all we know is he's called the... 13/03/11 19:16:32	3

	Mad cow disease doesn't worry me... I'm a squirrel! 23/02/11 21:19:43	3

	Urine the West Country. 16/02/11 11:46:50	3

	One more dwarf to catch and Snow White would finally have the place to herself. 07/02/11 18:15:43	3

	"Extreme Twister" tonight on Sky Sports 15. 21/01/11 11:48:37	3

	I got it from Timberland. Really, which branch? 23/11/10 11:52:44	3

	You scratch my Bach.... 19/11/10 11:48:28	3

	Kindergarten Cop 27/10/10 10:00:46	3

	Bouncer at the 2010 Pie Rating competition 18/10/10 11:55:42	3

	Mock Tudor? 12/09/10 10:47:04	3

	She's wearing that crop-top again. 15/08/17 11:02:54	3

	A very Lidl customer 20/02/15 8:19:38	3