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It's just a figure of speech.
17/07/12 19:07:56
A trip round the penisular
18/02/14 8:01:10
Branson Pickle
24/10/12 7:08:14
Alan finally came out of the closet.
29/09/11 10:00:17
Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit.
12/06/13 7:18:06
I hate to complain but I think you overcharged me.
15/03/12 11:20:38
The relationship was doomed due to the huge language barrier.
27/01/12 11:19:21
In my defence all I said was "Full head of hair, my own teeth and slightly cuddly" Let's be honest, your profile pic ain't that recent either.
16/08/12 20:39:41
Good crop, bad crop.
16/07/12 12:14:11
A moving ceremony.
19/08/11 10:00:09
The young Jedi checking on his light-saver account
15/06/13 7:22:32
It was whipped from right under their noses.
18/08/11 17:10:56
Hi ho.Erm... hi, but I prefer the term "working girl".
26/10/11 6:39:27
Back Adder
25/09/11 10:00:54
Double breasted jackets are all the rage.
13/08/14 7:01:37
Just popping down the red light district for a tug.
15/11/12 8:09:51
Dave was feeling perky today.
15/08/12 8:03:48
No, I said "can you tape My Family please?". It's on BBC1 at 7 O'clock
30/09/11 10:11:50
Surfing UAE
23/08/11 10:00:47
Gran Prix
22/08/11 10:00:07
Demenstruation
13/12/12 9:17:25
Dat's a priority seat love, and I don't believe you is really blind.
15/10/12 7:49:47
Striker light
23/07/12 10:01:29
One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy!
21/05/12 10:57:43
Prefab spout
01/10/11 10:27:39
Loggie Style
21/09/12 11:07:03
A-levels
14/08/12 8:32:20
Tease Maid
09/08/12 10:08:48
Continuing the human race.
17/05/12 10:40:42
After chucking spears Justin decided to move on.
29/08/11 10:21:52
Rein dance.
04/08/11 11:03:10
When Katie discovered she could pee standing up it was one of those Urethra moments.
12/07/11 6:47:01
Total arshole
04/07/12 10:00:10
Strip Lamp
18/03/12 20:01:15
Ginger dead man.
23/11/11 11:59:32
Muuummmy, I've got a sticky backspace again.
06/10/11 16:42:54
He'd always suffered from a reptile disfunction.
25/09/11 10:04:20
Bogey Man.
05/08/11 10:02:40
Chinny dipping
20/07/11 10:45:25
Shutti Frutti
23/06/11 10:02:32
Benchioners
20/06/11 10:02:48
Anne Frank wasn't as well hidden as she'd thought
03/03/11 17:16:35
"I wish I hadn't eaten that last supper" moaned Lisa.
05/04/12 10:35:56
After 122 years the dog had heard enough of his master's voice.
07/10/11 10:33:37
Puppetual Motion
04/10/11 10:57:49
Hoisted by her own placard.
31/07/11 10:15:31
Wrong way to Tippa fairy.
19/07/11 10:25:56
A sign for deep-sea drivers
29/06/11 10:22:39
The Great Terrier Reef
09/06/11 10:29:40
On the left we have a cheeky Chardonnay, the right a full-bodied red-head and in the middle a birdeaux
01/02/11 12:30:58
It was raining datsun cogs.
24/01/11 11:49:50
Grapple Mac
20/12/10 11:12:24
Max Mosley's proposal for the new 2013 pit-crews
26/10/12 7:43:15
Buenos Aires Passenger Ferry - AKA The Argy Bargy
16/08/12 9:19:44
I see what they did there. Cunning linguists.
28/05/12 20:14:18
Hello, is that the prosthetics clinic? I'm looking for a leg-to-stand-on. You do? Oh good, because I uploaded a pic to the worlds largest photo sharing site that requires no login and any of the seven billion people on this planet are free to download it and guess what? One of the little buggers has! I'm feeling postal I tell ya.
09/03/12 12:55:04
I feel like I've dyed and gone to Starbucks.
27/10/11 21:25:57
Testes Match.
20/08/11 10:50:33
Flame grilled Whopper
15/08/11 10:06:15
This time the fan's really going to hit the shit.
28/07/11 10:29:43
Star spangled banger.
25/07/11 10:41:04
Silver Surfer
03/07/11 10:40:22
Her attempts at manicuring were admiral.
07/06/11 12:19:31
Energy drink
13/05/11 10:09:25
Tiers of a clown.
06/05/11 10:15:20
Artisand
28/03/11 10:24:01
The girls hope Woody and Buzz live up to their names.
12/01/11 14:59:36
Cervix with a smile.
08/01/11 11:29:08
Bloomin' boil-in-the-bag supper again.
29/10/10 10:38:57
Who do you think you are, Starling Mosque?
24/10/10 10:51:48
Apertunity knots
13/06/13 7:18:44
Orcastrated procedure
28/02/13 8:07:00
Killer moves.
28/02/13 8:04:08
Search your felines, you know it to be true.
29/10/12 13:35:13
The Best Little Warehouse in Texas
15/10/12 11:22:35
Overdrawn again
14/10/12 7:26:05
Digital Marketing
12/10/12 7:25:35
McDusa
17/09/12 13:14:38
A little less conversation, a little more traction.
18/07/12 10:03:41
Hung, drawn and quartet
17/07/12 10:09:30
"Come and suck Mummy's cock" was the last thing you wanted to hear in prison.
15/07/12 21:25:27
Gap Boy Slim
27/05/12 20:12:15
Damn... I think I left the iron on.
22/05/12 20:47:13
Chelsea's flower show.
14/05/12 11:27:17
I look up to him because he is class A...
13/03/12 11:00:11
His nemesis is The Piddler
05/02/12 11:08:52
It's a dog e-dog world.
11/11/11 11:03:54
Page boys.
10/10/11 19:00:07
They were all set to vibrate
24/09/11 10:01:07
It takes off okay but it disneyland.Nod to 11.02
10/09/11 10:11:06
The first rule about fat club is you don't talk about fat club.
01/09/11 10:26:14
Mum, I think it's time to move on from the booze aisle.
14/06/11 10:35:30
I think we'll call him Spot.
05/04/11 10:36:00
Ugly³
30/01/11 17:18:06
Too late, just stopped off at the budget pregnancy centre a few miles back.
10/01/11 11:11:28
What a lovely mugshot.
01/11/10 18:42:04
This must be the carpool lane.
31/10/10 13:05:04
Big Trouble in Little China
27/10/10 10:04:32
Sphere weather warning.
08/10/10 10:06:21
On an official visit to Finland it turned out that Lap Dancing wasn't some boring folk-dance from Lapland after all. Things are looking up for the next stop in Poland.
21/08/13 19:36:00
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Reversing it to Class A would get my vote.
comment on caption: I look up to him because he is class A... [Steve Hann]
I couldn't make my mind up, but I'm a whore for a vote! Changed.
Like it.
comment on caption: One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy! [Steve Hann]
Haha me too, it's cheered me up. Well done! ^_^ x
nod to various others epecially 8.48pm
comment on caption: Damn... I think I left the iron on. [Steve Hann]
isn't it Blatant*?
LOL. Yes it is. It seems I've been spelling it wrong for years. Thanks
Your word play tickled me! Brilliant! :0)
comment on caption: I see what they did there. Cunning linguists. [Steve Hann]
Thanks. That joke is so old I haven't a clue who to nod to!
At least you were honest.
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Reversing it to Class A would get my vote.
12:08pm
comment on caption:
I look up to him because he is class A... [Steve Hann]
I couldn't make my mind up, but I'm a whore for a vote! Changed.
12:25pm
comment on caption:
I look up to him because he is class A... [Steve Hann]
Like it.
11:06am
comment on caption:
One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy! [Steve Hann]
Haha me too, it's cheered me up. Well done! ^_^ x
11:08am
comment on caption:
One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy! [Steve Hann]
nod to various others epecially 8.48pm
8:49pm
comment on caption:
Damn... I think I left the iron on. [Steve Hann]
isn't it Blatant*?
1:19pm
comment on caption:
One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy! [Steve Hann]
LOL. Yes it is. It seems I've been spelling it wrong for years. Thanks
3:17pm
comment on caption:
One of the signs on this shop needs to be removed. Blatant copy! [Steve Hann]
Your word play tickled me! Brilliant! :0)
8:32pm
comment on caption:
I see what they did there. Cunning linguists. [Steve Hann]
Thanks. That joke is so old I haven't a clue who to nod to!
8:44pm
comment on caption:
I see what they did there. Cunning linguists. [Steve Hann]
At least you were honest.
8:48pm
comment on caption:
I see what they did there. Cunning linguists. [Steve Hann]