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	lol "I said "She needs a new collar", you prat". 28/02/14 12:18:07	21

	creative Throne away. 17/01/14 12:02:49	18

	Four cane geriatrics. 05/11/11 11:00:41	3 14

	Specks of sand. 04/03/14 12:08:01	13

	Twist and Shoot. 15/03/18 21:13:18	12

	clever x2 "Hurry up, Salvador. I can't stand here forever". 28/03/16 11:33:36	12

	creative Lonely swan found on poletree farm. 13/12/13 12:53:36	12

	Life is cheap. 30/04/18 20:15:27	11

	Banksy robbers. 08/01/14 20:09:48	11

	Inca hoots. 25/09/12 22:33:25	5 11

	Surfing the net. 20/01/14 20:28:29	10

	"It says "Sorry, we cannot confirm your reservation"". 09/10/17 23:43:15	10

	"A penalty? You must be choking". 31/03/18 20:36:30	9

	"It's time we started this race. Ant Man, are you there?". 18/03/18 11:23:07	9

	lol Another fine mesh you've got me into. 03/04/16 20:11:36	9

	Unsurprisingly, Rolf would go to any length to disguise himself. 05/12/13 12:31:04	9

	It's OK - cats aren't afraid of the Darth. 29/10/12 12:03:41	9

	No body leaves - alright? 21/10/11 20:57:07	9

	Single Propeller Spit Fire. 09/04/18 20:14:30	8

	Gee. I wish I had two arms. 16/11/17 12:23:31	8

	Left shoe. 06/03/14 20:00:49	8

	Aquabatics 09/12/11 11:45:47	8

	...and this is the trampoline / helicopter pad. 07/04/16 20:08:39	7

	The winner was Dolly Parton. 21/01/14 12:01:51	2 7
Booby prize much better. --Ian Mclaren
	....and thirty million copies of Grand Theft Auto Five. 08/12/13 20:44:24	7

	Mannequim. 21/10/12 12:51:15	7

	The Artful Codger. 06/09/12 20:00:21	7

	They call it the "Postman's Arms", as there's a number of letters missing. 11/12/11 20:44:33	7

	Anybody fancy an English? 31/10/11 20:00:22	7

	"Your cork's hanging out, dear" 30/10/11 20:01:31	7

	Broom with a view. 29/10/11 23:38:39	7

	Nobody likes a cloudmouth. 23/10/11 12:01:16	1 7

	I said "Fancy a game of two a side", not suicide, you clown. 21/10/11 12:22:54	7

	Typical Tumblr photo. 05/01/14 12:57:13	6

	Another drunken night out for David Dimbleby. 19/12/13 13:29:30	6

	Poo Klux Klan. 09/09/12 13:07:30	6

	Fred had worked at IKEA for so long, he’d become part of the furniture. 19/08/12 20:00:50	6

	The Kurd was impressed by Miss Moffat deciding to tuffet out in her own whey. 20/02/10 11:03:44	2 6

	Erroll was having doubts about Ray Mears' advice to use a leaf if there was no toilet paper available. 29/11/09 11:38:34	1 6

	"You may feel guilty about being junk food, but I'm comfortable in my own skin". 30/03/18 20:27:43	6

	Press here if you accept cookies. 26/03/17 23:33:58	6

	Doggy fashion. 09/04/16 22:07:15	6

	Theloneliest Monk. 02/05/18 20:24:01	5

	Anthony Hopkins sworn in as US citizen. 04/04/18 21:00:36	5

	A sharp reminder. 14/04/16 12:08:07	5

	Baste at Cape Canaveral. 03/04/16 12:35:30	5

	Having tired of the chicken hat, Amelia thought she would try something different. 29/03/16 20:02:27	5

	"I think I'll head for somewhere with a better atmosphere". 22/03/16 20:32:33	5

	Brad thought he was always The Joker at any party, but in fact he was the only one in stitches. 14/03/14 8:00:20	5

	Rocky Bilbao. 12/03/14 8:04:44	5

	"Here's anotherÂ fine meshÂ you've gotten me into". 11/03/14 20:00:32	5

	Indianapolis. 23/02/14 13:20:17	5

	A catalogue of disasters. 25/01/14 20:10:35	5

	You may now kick the bride. 10/01/14 12:03:41	5

	Philip celebrates successful arm transplant. 21/08/12 17:33:14	5

	Naw, boss. I said “There’s some dumped cups, here”, not some dumb cops here. 15/11/11 20:00:18	5

	Brand new band deny they are just a bunch of nobodies. 09/11/09 12:50:27	5

	If you think these two poles are the same height - that's just a phallacy. 26/10/18 13:41:45	4

	We won't forget Shergar and Lord Lucan, right enough. 16/04/18 17:32:11	4

	Game of Prones. 09/04/18 16:42:22	4

	'Welcome to Grimsby' by Antony Gormley. 14/09/17 23:49:55	4

	Audacious. 06/04/16 20:01:55	4

	Shiny Happy People. 03/04/16 12:33:14	4

	Flight disaster. 29/03/16 15:34:50	4

	"You've gotta pick One Direction", as the Zayn goes. 20/03/15 11:13:20	4

	Pancho Villas. 27/03/14 22:35:39	4

	Suicide watch. 22/03/14 11:45:54	4

	Jenga for tots. 20/03/14 13:50:51	4

	Alistair Darling leading the Scottish Neigh campaign. 17/03/14 12:00:22	4

	There's something about Mary. 15/03/14 17:26:09	4

	Ellen DeGeneres's first attempt at a selfie. 14/03/14 20:00:20	4

	Hirsute of many colours. 12/02/14 20:38:58	4

	"This'll fool the French Press better than the motor bike outfit", thought Francois. 13/01/14 20:24:29	4

	Smile ewe baastard. 11/01/14 20:03:51	4

	That's enough Paxo, if you don't mind. 09/01/14 20:24:46	4

	Turtle neck's wetter. 18/12/13 20:48:51	4

	Japarazzi. 19/11/11 18:15:40	4

	Are you sure it’s a pony, mum? 13/11/11 20:00:15	4

	Water disappointment. 02/11/11 20:07:06	4

	I'm very proud. My son's just joined the US infant-ry. 16/04/11 17:57:21	4

	“I thought you said you wanted a turd urinal”, explained the Irish toilet designer. 12/02/10 11:01:31	4

	Accordion to reports, they just blue away their audience. 24/01/10 11:01:02	4

	Ted’s dual personality disorder was deep sea Ted. 17/01/10 11:23:56	4

	Kirsty Allsop in her new series - "Eviction, Eviction, Eviction". 13/01/10 15:24:35	4

	Sonia and Cathy were always keen to welcome new immigrants to the UK. 17/03/14 20:02:03	3

	That's a novel way to behave. 13/03/14 20:00:24	3

	Cheap and dilapidated - a sign of the times. 13/03/14 10:14:00	3

	Tyred and motional. 03/03/14 9:44:29	3

	Fonda on da Honda. 28/02/14 23:31:35	3

	Come on Guys, who stole my bloody drum? 24/01/14 12:00:15	3

	"Barack dear, will you stop taking these bloody selfies". 22/01/14 8:50:13	3

	All of the immigrants who have actually come to the UK from Bulgaria so far in 2014. 07/01/14 21:26:49	3

	Smoky and they banned it. 27/12/13 20:09:25	3

	"I'm sorry, Sandra. I can't find out what's wrong with the damn thing". 22/12/13 20:12:41	3

	Headquarters of craption.me 25/08/12 23:44:10	3

	Ferry Godfather. 20/11/11 20:03:09	3

	Coffee Nuts 07/11/11 20:01:06	3

	Ku Klux Klan enjoy baseball warmup. 27/10/11 12:53:26	3

	Beard tickling had always been the traditional way of saying “Well done!” in Croatia. 10/02/10 16:04:03	3

	Lightning conductor. 29/01/10 11:09:09	3

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last comments (total: 14)

can someone explain this please?

[anon]

05/11/11
5:39pm

comment on caption:
Four cane geriatrics. [Dave Mackay]

Hmm I'm reading with the "Four cane" sounding like an expletive if you use a north east accent. :)

Steve Fosbraey

05/11/11
6:11pm

comment on caption:
Four cane geriatrics. [Dave Mackay]

thanks

[anon]

05/11/11
6:14pm

comment on caption:
Four cane geriatrics. [Dave Mackay]

I think I must be having a bad day today, but what has an Easter Island statue got to do with Incas. I think the caption is clever, but it does not fit the picture. Sorry captioneer, it doesn't work for me.

John Glover

26/09/12
11:28am

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

It is believed that the stone statues on Easter Islan were built by Peruvian Incas

John Llamas

26/09/12
11:58am

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

Thanks John, I have obviously got to catch up on my Geography/History.

John Glover

26/09/12
12:01pm

comment on caption:
Inca hoots. [Dave Mackay]

I think it's a clever caption as the pic matches both "hoots", "cahoots", and like Mr Llamas says, there may well be an Inca connection too. Even if not, I think most people could forgive the historical "creative license".