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Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

Ripping yarns

09/04/16 22:44:03

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

Doggy fashion.

09/04/16 22:07:15

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Snap-a-knees.

09/04/16 20:00:29

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"I thought he was a pedigree, but turns out he's a very cross breed."

10/04/16 11:57:14

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

"What do you feed him?"
"Anything he wants."

09/04/16 23:28:03

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

The postman never rings twice!

09/04/16 22:19:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Rags to Bitches

09/04/16 22:19:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

"I love shredded feet for breakfast."

09/04/16 20:54:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bitbull Tearier

09/04/16 20:00:09

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

You can't beat a bit of Bully

09/04/16 20:00:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30952Tony Edwards

Staffordshire Bull Tearrier.
(nod to 20:00:09)

09/04/16 20:02:19

 3
Should be at least a nod to 20:00:09 caption? --Chris Beach
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

For sale. Mine detection dog.

09/04/16 23:13:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30952Tony Edwards

Bloodhound.

09/04/16 20:10:44

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Sick of sitting on the back shelf of the car

09/04/16 20:05:40

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Pedigree Chum

10/04/16 11:56:23

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

This technique of removing corns and bunions has not been vetted.

10/04/16 11:32:58

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

If I can't ejaculate over this, is it uncumfootable?

10/04/16 7:41:40

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

If I ejaculate over this, should I get out of the come foot zone?

10/04/16 7:41:12

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

How disappointing. Ends in defeet.

10/04/16 7:40:42

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 8903Mr Dome

'Come near me and I'll shag your ankles too'

10/04/16 5:01:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

Oh you are so lame, you told me both your legs were in plaster.

09/04/16 23:29:22

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

If your feet are sore after walking the dog, why not relax with a guppy pedicure. (don't use piranha)

09/04/16 23:23:44

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

Shindogu cycle chain protectors.

09/04/16 22:31:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Tearrorist Attack

09/04/16 22:21:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10151Neil Mackenzie

It's his religion Shin Toe.

09/04/16 22:06:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

Looks like he's barked his shins.

09/04/16 21:37:40

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

War Vet

09/04/16 21:28:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

"I should have used wax".
"Ohhhhhhhh yes".

09/04/16 21:28:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I don't recommend having a gnawding dog."

09/04/16 21:12:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30952Tony Edwards

"How did you get those Mastiff rips in your pyjamas?"

09/04/16 20:40:19

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4861Chris Halliwell

Well after that they're both looking a bit dog eared.

09/04/16 20:39:54

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4861Chris Halliwell

Scraps by name and Scraps by nature.

09/04/16 20:33:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 16011Mark England

Japa-knees

09/04/16 20:04:12

 8
It don't. Let's just face it, they're both crap anyways  --Mark England
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Claud

09/04/16 20:03:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Churchill loves flannel-eat pyjamas.

09/04/16 20:02:54

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Bully Dog

09/04/16 20:02:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6340Hercules Rockefeller

"Things are ruff all over."

09/04/16 20:01:20

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

There's only one top dog in the house of the rising sun.

09/04/16 20:00:11

 
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