In a glass of his own

22/04/12 20:08:23

Ted and buried

15/02/12 20:28:07

Miss-under-standing

24/05/12 20:24:16

Shoreplay

14/03/12 20:14:37

A step in the shite direction

19/06/12 20:09:02

Bellidorm

08/03/12 20:21:23

Weird school: lots of pupils, but no Head

28/02/12 20:11:58

That babe must be cauld Ron

28/07/12 11:07:47

Thunderbird U2

20/06/12 20:04:57

Half cut-lass and a jolly Roger

24/03/12 20:05:49

Pilots: "Couldn't you ladies have said your goodbyes at the airport?"

25/02/12 11:16:43

Juliet Bra-vo

31/05/12 20:27:14

He'd give his right arm for a willy like that

12/07/12 20:23:45

Brief encounters

02/05/12 20:18:55

The estate agents were right-no signs of movement in the market

20/02/12 20:32:00

Tapes one to know one

12/07/12 20:29:37

Going back to her roots

04/07/12 20:10:00

Not such a bright sparky

02/06/12 11:24:13

Penelope's Piss Stop

25/05/12 20:06:14

Nice pins, shame she's got the needle

24/05/12 20:14:27

Loosing on aggregate

12/03/12 20:24:53

Snort but sweet

09/03/12 20:17:26

There's mortar this guy than meets the eye

03/03/12 22:00:34

Works of tart

18/07/12 20:01:31

Lady gag-a

17/07/12 20:02:40

Lock up cock up

10/07/12 20:04:39

Pops up

06/07/12 20:04:32

Suited and electrocuted

27/06/12 20:06:53

Gone to pieces

23/06/12 20:12:52

Nessie: "Ted, thanks for being there."
Ted: "My plesiosaur!"

19/05/12 11:09:22

The less sled the better

29/03/12 21:09:50

To pee or not to pee, that is the question

08/02/12 20:42:07

bored broad abroad

07/02/12 20:43:36

Good steering or tight benders?

20/07/12 20:37:09

Make every day a doll meano day

29/06/12 20:16:42

Never a doll moment

29/06/12 20:11:28

Bit of a beardo

17/06/12 20:15:02

This guy's loaded

13/06/12 20:01:46

It's a man fling

06/06/12 20:25:25

Re-volt-ing

02/06/12 11:05:45

Squat's going on?

26/05/12 11:05:06

He's miffed cos all I said was "Careful with the Bag,dad"

23/05/12 20:23:52

Caught between a cop and a hard place

10/05/12 20:02:02

Hope its got more taste than that shirt

29/04/12 20:23:06

Just Roman around

28/04/12 20:34:00

Drape expectations

25/04/12 20:43:38

Treadless horseman

30/03/12 9:57:44

Nep-tune

07/03/12 20:27:47

Metal fatigue

17/02/12 19:18:12

Ted had watched too much David Atten-brrrrr....

15/02/12 20:49:21