"Woman Overbored"!

07/02/12 20:02:52

Snooze Liner.

07/02/12 20:17:50

Don't let lockjaw ruin your holiday.

07/02/12 20:19:00

Maiden voyage

07/02/12 20:01:40

Sarah was distracted mid-yawn by the sight of the cruise ship's Italian captain tripping and falling overboard into one of the life-boats.

07/02/12 21:29:16

passed sail by date

07/02/12 21:37:19

bored broad abroad

07/02/12 20:43:36

You'll never grow tired of Switzzzzzzzzzzzzerland.

07/02/12 20:16:23

Jane could sea bed calling.

07/02/12 20:04:37

Ship to snore.

07/02/12 20:03:07

Pleasure crews? That's what I'm hoping to do.

07/02/12 20:17:19

When Mary's had a drink she's a right nautigal.

07/02/12 20:01:03

You can tell its Switzerland, from the safe currents-sea

07/02/12 21:08:30

Shit shape and bristol flatten

07/02/12 20:51:06

Lake (W)erie.

07/02/12 20:43:28

"Sorry babe, this just doesn't float my boat".

07/02/12 20:27:23

Are you on the Bed & Breakfast option madam? No Half Bored!

07/02/12 20:16:21

Swiss Navy Wife.

07/02/12 20:13:26

swiss barmy wife

07/02/12 20:11:26

Swississippi Paddle Steamer

07/02/12 20:07:00