Mary was never picked in Guess Who

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Welcome to the University of Norfolk.

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Two heads are better than one.

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Upstares, Downstares.

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If the NHS did face transplants.

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God shave her.

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Janus Long.

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Bit of a beardo

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Chinhead O' Conner

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"Yes Siam twins."

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Yes, but does the carpet match the… do the drapes…

I give up.

17/06/12 20:03:56

Two faced.

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And for just 19.99 dollars a month you can see her vaginas.

18/06/12 9:59:44

That's the last time I tell someone to "turn that frown upside down"!

17/06/12 20:18:22

"I had my nose pierced Yesterday, Do you think it makes me look silly?"

17/06/12 20:11:10

Mandy loved when Lancôme had 2 for 1 offers.

17/06/12 20:07:27

My wife can be a bit mouthy at times.

17/06/12 20:01:43

Two lips from hamster mam.

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Mouth two mouth

17/06/12 22:37:12

Amy would like 2 nose the best site 4 brows-ing to purchase 2 mouth studs. If you know she would like 2 hair from you.

17/06/12 22:28:21

The 2 faced bitch

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She's eating for two now.

17/06/12 20:23:14

Say oops upside your head, say oops upside your head.

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It's a head to head competition

17/06/12 20:16:56

"Has anyone seen my Anywayupcup?"

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Whatever you do, don't ask her to play cards.

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She may look a little strange ... but she smells good

17/06/12 20:09:38

"A short back back and sides sides please"

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Tippy Headren.

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Chinthia

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DoubleHeather.

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Never mind dear. If they tease you about your looks, just keep your chins up.

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♪♪ Science fiction double feature ♪♪

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Nice hair duo.

17/06/12 20:00:21

Jane loathed her graduation photo

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Sheila had a great personality

21/06/12 23:37:52

Heidi knows when to keep her mouths shut.

19/06/12 14:47:49

Split personality

18/06/12 23:35:39

the beard was a bugger to style!

18/06/12 19:51:40

When the scars healed, Simone reflected on her facelift.

18/06/12 17:11:21

"Great, so now when you give me a blow-job it will feel like a man with a beard!"

18/06/12 13:52:35

Hairily a realistic picture of me is it ???

18/06/12 11:32:40

Pubovision.

18/06/12 9:58:15

An all new meaning to giving head

18/06/12 8:33:48

She was in two minds as to whether she should go back to that plastic surgeon again.

18/06/12 8:28:12

Face up, lady!

18/06/12 7:44:29

I sat on it. I rotated. Look what happened!

18/06/12 3:35:29

She boasted that her mum was a famous model ...
for Picasso

17/06/12 23:26:11

A double chin and tonic please

17/06/12 23:19:01

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question.

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