Radio waves

24/06/12 11:00:11

Britain was heading for meltdown

03/07/12 11:12:55

Miss Marple finds the runaway teacher and pupil

29/09/12 8:47:59

Funnel vision

01/09/12 8:24:33

Sign of the Thames

04/08/12 11:00:32

Mercedes Bends

08/02/13 20:01:49

Don't worry sir, we'll soon have you in stitches

12/09/12 20:05:50

Marley Davidson

29/08/12 12:08:52

I said vasoline

04/07/12 11:08:13

New York Pizza Department

30/11/12 8:08:54

The Righteous buddhas

07/10/12 20:00:11

Spruce Springsteen

27/09/12 20:00:08

Bus slain

21/03/13 20:32:11

Cleesethorpes

13/09/12 12:00:49

Enter Barcode

31/07/12 11:02:03

lol

No doubt about it, it was an ugly baby

18/03/13 20:08:23

Officer Dribble

21/07/12 11:12:51

He could have made a bolt for the door

02/06/12 20:22:05

Red tights district

11/11/12 8:38:14

Sorry lads you are not allowed in dressed like that, we have a strict bar code in here

24/07/12 11:00:13

I'm not allowed to run I'm contracted to Walkers

23/07/12 11:00:21

If you've had an accident or been ninjad and it wasn't your fault call 078956644

29/01/13 9:02:45

Sleeping Booty

27/10/12 12:10:46

Gary runs off with old flame

23/07/12 11:01:26

excess baggage

20/07/12 11:00:45

Drunken pilot admits he blew plane up

10/07/12 11:00:17

Sex peddlar

09/07/12 11:02:54

Who switched the ceiling fan on

10/06/12 11:00:14

George Michael has now entered the toilets

08/09/12 8:26:31

Cold tits

06/08/12 11:01:34

Just been window shopping

09/06/12 11:41:39

We didn't like her at first but she grew on us

14/05/12 11:54:53

Amunition dump

15/12/12 9:16:32

Warning may contain hands

11/12/12 12:40:44

The life of Brighton

13/09/12 12:18:20

Bengal call centre

15/11/12 20:00:12

Go on then clever Dick, you told him you would have it towed away

09/10/12 12:01:17

Black and Blue

28/09/12 12:00:12

It's Madonnas private jet, quick go and fetch the kids we'll get a good price.

06/09/12 8:59:34

Jim and tonic

24/08/12 20:00:24

Olympic marathon runner found in Epping forest after 10 days

10/08/12 13:18:00

Dave should never have attempted the repairs when he was half cut

10/06/12 11:02:28

Loitering within tent

18/05/12 20:00:22

Dobbin crashed through the wall but last reports said he was in a stable condition.

11/01/13 12:07:44

Penis De Milo's

29/12/12 8:53:03

Biting the hand that feeds you

19/11/12 12:01:55

Now for my next trick, I will make it disappear

18/09/12 8:06:32

Overexposure

21/08/12 8:00:27

Heads will roll

07/07/12 11:00:20

Slow humps ahead

05/07/12 11:00:15