Those with a nut allergy.. look away now

06/06/12 20:18:31

Scottish syndicate wins £5 in the lottery.

06/06/12 21:50:14

Gay City Rollers.

06/06/12 20:27:06

On second thoughts, let's give them independence

06/06/12 23:06:35

Highland Spring.

06/06/12 20:00:48

Hop Scotch.

06/06/12 20:17:13

Jumpin' Jock Flash.

06/06/12 23:37:59

"Well Plaid."

06/06/12 20:05:31

Gay Gordons

06/06/12 20:01:29

Clash of the Tartans.

06/06/12 21:14:17

Deep Fried Pineapple Dance Studio

06/06/12 20:27:52

High Five

06/06/12 22:30:02

How to tell the clan of a Scotsman:
Look under his kilt, if you see two quarter pounders, then he's a McDonald.

06/06/12 21:24:15

Joy as England win UEFA Euro 2012

06/06/12 20:33:37

"What I actually asked for was their best Salmond impression."

06/06/12 20:15:47

Well, that kilt the conversation...

09/06/12 11:28:54

Leap of Firth

06/06/12 20:48:22

Ball Bearing

06/06/12 20:37:04

Scotland's answer to 5 portions of fruit

06/06/12 20:35:29

It's a man fling

06/06/12 20:25:25

From where the snail was sitting, it was just a load of bollocks.

06/06/12 20:15:01

Sporrantum Leap.

06/06/12 20:12:50

A Pubic Uprising.

06/06/12 20:05:47

Rising to the ochasion!

06/06/12 20:02:40

Highland Prancing.

06/06/12 20:01:39

Scotch legs.

06/06/12 20:01:24

Hollyrude House.

06/06/12 20:00:49

Scotch Frisky.

06/06/12 20:00:12

Wall of Kilt Higher

06/06/12 20:00:12

Hey man, give me Fife!

08/06/12 2:17:09

Legion airers

07/06/12 12:24:15

Nobody, not even the Scots, can make jazz hands look manly.

06/06/12 20:00:24

The lads misunderstood the invitation to "camp in Scotland".

07/06/12 12:56:20

Watch out girls, there's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose!

07/06/12 12:04:57

The Flowers of Scotland.

06/06/12 20:42:50

“So looks like al-Megrahi’s dead.”

06/06/12 20:03:54

"Say 'Heroin'!"

06/06/12 20:01:36

Jocks away, we're ready for take off!

12/06/12 15:31:37

Flings ain't what they used to be

12/06/12 15:26:23

scotsmen on a hot tin roof

10/06/12 21:13:06

A true Scot never wears pants under his kilt .....

10/06/12 16:33:07

Put this on Page Three, you get three more free.

07/06/12 14:43:02

I'm sorry, I'm still not convinced these are the real Spice Girls.

07/06/12 14:42:36

And that's why Scotland has a crap football team

07/06/12 8:58:22

Independence day for Scotland (post referendum)

06/06/12 23:58:36

Auditions for Braveheart.

06/06/12 23:55:29

'Members' of the clan hanging out together!

06/06/12 23:19:04

Plenty of tossers, just no cabers.

06/06/12 23:17:59

The Scottish back line practice defending free kicks.

06/06/12 23:17:28

Scottish group,'The gay gordons' celebrate being accepted for next years eurovision song contest.

06/06/12 23:14:35