We have good news and bad news ... The wire is live ; the electrician is dead.

02/06/12 11:03:59

Watt on earth has happened here, the current electrician installed ample wiring and then just went ohm.

02/06/12 11:05:07

Not such a bright sparky

02/06/12 11:24:13

Socket to me!

02/06/12 19:30:52

Re-volt-ing

02/06/12 11:05:45

For Sale: R2-D2's Heterosexuality Drive. Genuine article. Used component, no longer required by owner. £10 ONO. Call C-3P0 for more details.

03/06/12 10:06:50

Spark and fried.

02/06/12 14:43:58

"Morticia, has Uncle Fester finished re-charging yet?"

02/06/12 11:28:12

"The Jedward Christmas light switch-on is nearly ready, we just need a bucket of water."

02/06/12 11:06:42

They were a twisted pair, but at least one of them was well grounded.

02/06/12 15:03:22

Wire electricians so bloody stupid?

02/06/12 14:58:10

The London 2012 olympic opening ceremony was going to go with a real bang.

02/06/12 14:15:26

Spagetti junction box

02/06/12 13:42:22

AC DC OMG.

02/06/12 12:06:55

Cowboys are like lazy joggers-they make a short circuit

02/06/12 11:38:10

Wince Cable

02/06/12 11:11:17

Watt rubbish

02/06/12 11:06:27

"Shock it to me baby!"

02/06/12 11:03:46

Electrician last seen orbiting the Earth

02/06/12 11:02:29

I told you to pull the plugs out when we went on holiday!

06/06/12 14:07:56

What's this? - Why, er...

04/06/12 9:31:27

Health and safety would fail the inspection! In future don't leave nails lying around.

04/06/12 0:50:47

Dont think it was the cowboy that left it in that state it must of been his horse.

02/06/12 20:35:20

trash in the attic

02/06/12 17:23:07

Just look at the muck in here, Shocking

02/06/12 17:07:57

Wire-less

02/06/12 17:07:05

Current Affairs

02/06/12 17:05:51

Bodgeit and Scarper electricians of ill repute

02/06/12 16:10:20

Knot for the faint hearted

02/06/12 16:00:37

We had an electrician in the other day rewiring upstairs, I went into the bedroom and got a right nasty shock....The dirty bastard was having a wank in my knickers.

02/06/12 15:21:53

Sheila regretted telling the electrician to get knotted.

02/06/12 15:05:59

Electrifying the doorbell. A cunning plan to get free pizza, only one problem, where to hide the delivery boy...?

02/06/12 15:02:46

Pain and Cable.

02/06/12 15:00:06

Blood in the Wire.

02/06/12 14:56:49

A NIGHTMARE ON OHM STREET

02/06/12 12:55:43

Trip switch!

02/06/12 12:51:30

That's a bit off the wall.

02/06/12 12:24:39

Electrashian

02/06/12 12:05:43

"We're just trying to keep things current."

02/06/12 12:04:55

Came complete with a Wiring Fryagran...sorry, meant Diagram

02/06/12 11:58:27

"We are going to need a bomb disposal expert to sort this lot out."

02/06/12 11:41:45

"...and tragically, that was the last ever episode of 'Wipeout'."

02/06/12 11:33:15

The standard of workmanship on 'The Apprentice' is getting worse.

02/06/12 11:29:33

"Lord,Voltemort!"

02/06/12 11:16:11

French connection.

02/06/12 11:13:54

"I don't want to be negative about your wiring, honey, but..."

02/06/12 11:10:43

Watt on earth?

02/06/12 11:10:02

Behind the scenes at Cape Canaveral.

02/06/12 11:09:22

Join the Resistance!

02/06/12 11:08:50

Honey, get in and try the jacuzzi now.

02/06/12 11:08:46