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lol x6 creative 30/10/16 16:18:47		1 30
Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx --Andrea Hickling
	lol clever x2 "Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14	2 23
"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..." --Boycie
	lol creative Grandad can you pick gran up from the pub she's absolutely shit faced again . 14/10/16 15:40:57	19

	lol x2 "I thought you said you knew how to change a nappy". 16/11/14 14:59:04	19

	clever Slip road. 15/10/16 13:20:58	16

	What time is it? Oh about 5 mins to 10 of the top of my head. 25/07/14 20:02:12	1 15

	Subtext. 08/12/15 15:44:29	14

	Man-maid? 19/09/14 8:22:39	14

	lol clever She could often be found in the beer garden enjoying a stiff brandy, who was taken into care some weeks later by the R.S.P.C.A. 07/09/14 21:41:54	14

	Waiter I think this milk has gone sower. 23/09/12 12:52:20	14

	Delays today were caused by Steve's on the line. 26/08/14 20:14:37	13

	Where the streets have no drains. 21/08/14 14:42:37	13

	Has anyone seen Dorothy's magic shoes? because Dorothy sure as hell cant. 28/06/14 20:35:17	13

	"Finding nemo 3 is out soon" " I know I've seen the trailer". 25/11/15 21:30:22	13

	lol Good high kick then a lovely follow through. 10/11/15 21:16:42	13

	Typical bloody models always thinking they are the big ' I am'. 08/11/15 11:39:19	13

	lol "How long have you been dragging that old dog around Stan"? "Hmmm let me see, well we got married in 1957". 03/11/15 1:31:23	13

	They were in an on off relationship. 01/11/15 20:00:58	13

	Police found the criminal 2 weeks later as fresh as the day he was caught. 30/10/15 12:47:48	13

	lol "Do you deliver"? "Of course we do its over there by the kidneys". 02/10/15 12:59:40	13

	lol Tights in white satin. 19/09/16 15:15:07	12

	Ah yes this is our parent company . 26/11/15 12:14:55	12

	NOW will you stop feeding the bloody seagulls? 11/11/15 11:33:10	12

	"Do you often come this way"? "No I usually use the washing machine". 08/11/14 12:58:14	12

	One hundred & eighty . 02/10/16 8:43:34	11

	The shop was shut down 2 days later , it didn't have a licence to sell boos. 28/11/15 12:21:24	11

	Tea chest. 12/11/15 20:03:38	11

	Switching partners. 01/11/15 20:02:52	11

	JC/DC 27/10/15 23:05:48	11

	Police believe they are close to finding the stolen steamroller. 22/10/15 20:01:10	11

	Snows patience had finally run out,Dopey had told the 7up joke for the last time. 22/08/14 12:27:31	1 11
What's the 7-up joke? --Chris Moorhead
	Nothing looks worse than a bush sticking out of a skimpy pair of knickers. 27/06/14 15:00:27	1 11
Apart from balls of course! --Tracy Davidson
	Don't look back in anger. 04/10/14 11:30:35	10

	Erik returned home victorious after a successful pillage of Bradford. 27/08/12 13:01:13	10

	creative Jane wonders which poor bastard has her rucksack as she discovers shes been carrying a parachute for the last 10 miles. 03/11/16 19:30:51	10

	'The long arm of the law' was not a phrase Dave wanted to hear before a rectal examination. 10/10/16 8:15:20	10

	Since the report conditions at sports direct have improved dramatically. 06/10/16 20:16:20	10

	When you said you're going to draw a giant cock on that wall I didn't think you could pull it off. 22/11/15 13:53:19	1 10
love it. --ha ha
	Feline groovy. 16/11/15 20:32:51	10

	Wait 5 mins and slice of toast pops out of her cleavage . 12/11/15 20:20:29	10

	No one was ever going to take away his liberty. 11/11/15 12:01:05	10

	The strap on appliance Dave had bought came as a huge disappointment to his wife. . 29/10/15 12:02:42	10

	After spending Â£40 and getting six balls in a milk churn Dave finally walked away with a prize. 24/10/15 12:41:05	10

	This truly was the most horrific pumpkin the teenagers had ever seen . 24/10/15 8:12:41	10

	There was always a group of buoys hanging around outside Janes shop. 23/10/15 9:12:02	10

	Even in death Dave was always escorted by a couple of bouncers. 23/10/14 0:31:01	10

	Signs of exhaustion. 17/10/14 17:13:31	1 10
Should be laid down if your tiled --Magic Pebble
	One thing you can say about Jane is that she can hold a tune. 25/10/16 12:01:45	9

	With 6 miles of pristine beach Dave still manages to stand in the only bit of dog shit. 18/10/16 12:02:06	9

	"You're having a doll for Christmas " "How the hell do you know that" " I felt your presents" 10/10/16 20:22:30	9

	creative "New gloves, what happened to your last pair"? "Rectum". 10/10/16 8:19:44	9

	They decided to blow their budget and go upmarket rather than the usual week at Blackpool. 23/11/15 13:18:42	9

	Although he knew he would never be as strong as his friends the kitten showed doghead determination. 25/10/15 13:11:40	9

	Police suspected Jane was running a knocking shop. 13/11/14 19:22:27	9

	Sun sikhers 26/09/14 12:13:30	9

	"Yeah she,s definitely not wearing any". 22/08/14 12:23:22	9

	lol Dave was a perfectionist when it come to gardening,some said he was suffering from hoe.c.d. 12/06/14 19:35:19	9

	Jane feared her husband would go ape shit when he saw how much stuff she had bought off amazon. 08/10/12 10:46:04	9

	Cilla Blacks new denture was starting to take shape. 02/10/12 21:07:39	9

	Shanghai H.G.V. test level one. 10/08/12 11:29:44	9

	Coastline. 02/11/16 14:55:37	8

	"Sorry babe I can't see you no more " "What , you mean we're splitting up"? "No it's your bloody hair I literally can't see you anymore ". 01/11/16 21:10:34	8

	You have to be up at the crack of Dawn to get this shot. 04/10/16 13:18:39	8

	I don't approve of sex in front of minors. 25/09/16 11:47:10	8

	lol "Have you come this way before"? "Yes but it's usually when I reach the cobbled section". 16/12/15 18:17:03	8

	High street. 28/10/15 10:31:44	8

	Police cut backs cause mounted police and dog section to merge. 26/10/15 13:12:44	1 8
Unfortunately the sniffer horse experiment was a complete disaster. --Boycie
	"Do you fancy playing a round"? "Easy tiger we only met 3 minutes ago". 18/10/15 15:56:22	8

	"Somebody ordered a taxi from Wetherspoons"? 28/12/14 13:26:18	8

	"Ah yes I remember you,you used to be a right ugly little bastard". 21/12/14 17:28:36	8

	Shark infested mortars. 23/10/14 21:10:31	8

	"Sorry we will have to do a re-shoot the bloody robin has disappeared up Justins arse again". 23/10/14 14:42:46	8

	Madonna , the inspector gadget years. 30/09/14 10:12:03	8

	"What's up mate"? " It started coffin and spluttering and I think it's gone and blown a casket, trouble is I don't urn enough to get it fixed" 11/09/14 13:44:39	1 8
You'll just have to grin and bier it. --John Glover
	"Bugger that's the fourth mistake Iv'e made .Let me rub it out and start again". 13/08/14 15:02:13	8

	Fire highgent. 08/06/14 16:10:33	8

	Morph and his brother had really piled on the pounds on the buffalo wings diet. 08/11/12 13:01:33	8

	The girl with the bad arm tattoo. 07/09/12 8:13:30	8

	The box is in nice condition considering her age . 05/11/16 15:57:44	7

	clever Mum that thimble you ordered of Amazon has arrived . 02/11/16 21:07:40	7

	Dave was sick of the plastic litter being left on the pavement outside his shop. 02/11/16 5:15:56	7

	Silver surfer. 17/10/16 14:48:34	7

	Dominocan Republic. 03/10/16 12:11:44	7

	creative Bollocks I suppose I'd better call a plumer. 01/10/16 21:25:25	7

	Aisle candy. 19/09/16 20:52:55	7

	"I've never seen such a brave cat". "Yeah I know he completely lost his sight two years ago. I think it was about that time he got incredibly brave". 26/11/15 20:05:33	7

	Ideal for a nice trip. 24/11/15 10:49:08	7

	Madam button fly. 09/11/15 8:26:38	7

	Nice clean platform,shiny floors,no litter, very quite(nobody wanted to mention the elephant in the room). 31/10/15 12:16:49	7

	Dave was getting pissed of with everyone saying he looked like their double. 16/10/15 12:47:55	7

	The size of some selfie sticks was getting way out of hand. 11/10/15 14:59:26	7

	Dave finally found the entrance to the terminal. 02/12/14 16:17:17	7

	Noel Edmonds was shocked by Columbia's version of deal or no deal. 20/11/14 9:02:44	7

	The famous explorer Christopher Cumulonibus. 17/11/14 18:14:51	7

	The seven wifi of Henry VII. 18/10/14 9:13:05	7

	Ah yes I love a day out at molten towers. 18/10/14 9:07:28	7

	Scrotal microwave damage, also known as " boil in the bag". 30/09/14 1:53:39	7

	A dab of clearasil soon got rid of the blackheads. 20/09/14 11:59:01	1 7
other treatments are available. --Steve Davies
	The Welsh were giving England a slating again as usual. 19/09/14 20:07:45	7

	Frostie the snowman had finally met the woman of his dreams. 16/09/14 20:17:25	7