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 Grandad can you pick gran up from the pub shes absolutely shit faced again .
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Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

Grandad can you pick gran up from the pub she's absolutely shit faced again .

14/10/16 15:40:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

Asstronomy

14/10/16 17:06:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Loonar eclipse.

14/10/16 12:31:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

"You've got them the wrong way round, Gran."

14/10/16 12:16:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

"Goodness, what big eyes you have Grandma!"

14/10/16 12:25:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20958John Glover

"I can see yer anus."

14/10/16 12:20:38

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

I wish she'd stop rolling her eyes at me

14/10/16 12:18:38

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Enema at twelve o'clock, gran."

14/10/16 19:21:05

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

WC Field Glasses

14/10/16 12:18:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11086Neil Mackenzie

With this Paper View she could watch Sky for free.

14/10/16 17:14:00

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Grandma, why are my binoculars in the toilet?

14/10/16 12:14:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

"I see no shits."

14/10/16 12:00:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20958John Glover

Little chuckle: "Wait until granny puts them down, I've inked the bottoms." said Simon aged six.

14/10/16 13:09:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

Bi-faecals

14/10/16 12:10:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

She can't see shit.

14/10/16 12:01:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shite vision binoculars.

14/10/16 12:00:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You're so lucky. In my day we had to make do with looking through rolled up newspapers.

14/10/16 14:45:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It's no good, I can't see the Andrex puppies anywhere.

14/10/16 14:22:47

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

"I can see the moon with these."
"Oops! Sorry Nan, pass me a towel and I'll cover up."

14/10/16 12:58:21

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Gran, how can I put this delicately...they're meant for your arse.''

14/10/16 12:35:40

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Molly ignored the designer frames preferring the 'bog standard'.

14/10/16 12:34:51

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

As age beckons, we all get a little short-shited

14/10/16 12:17:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13299Vanessa the Guesser

Winnie the Poo

14/10/16 12:17:42

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Bog-eyed.

14/10/16 12:08:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Should have gone to Andrex Savers

14/10/16 12:02:24

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

"When I'm down in the dumps grandma always finds a way of cheering me up."

14/10/16 12:00:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Doris always viewed life through rolls tinted glasses.

14/10/16 12:00:05

 
Anne Marie Harris Anne Marie Harris

I think I see Uranus!

19/10/16 5:08:06

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

Rollin' with grandma.

15/10/16 21:58:25

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

''U.F.O.' activist claims MOD denials a tissue of lies'

14/10/16 22:52:50

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

Beryl's tunnel vision was getting worse.

14/10/16 19:57:55

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Wow! There really is a black hole."

14/10/16 19:37:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

A shitty view.

14/10/16 18:55:53

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

Seen-your Shitizen.

14/10/16 18:27:40

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Bog off perv

14/10/16 17:30:39

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 622Barrie Bullock

Eye eye gran's forgot her medication again.

14/10/16 17:24:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

"'Allo Vera."
"No, they're just the plain ones."

14/10/16 16:44:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

Agnes was often caught short sighted.

14/10/16 16:32:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6521Vivvy En

Lou Rawls poo-pooed the suggestion that she needed specs

14/10/16 15:57:27

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Do you think Gran's looking a bit flushed?

14/10/16 15:40:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6521Vivvy En

'Mum! Gran's doing her impersonation of Bertie Bassett. I think she's constipated again.'

14/10/16 15:23:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Foul play

14/10/16 14:51:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

toilet humour

14/10/16 14:51:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5047Kenny Ireland

"They are better on the whole".

14/10/16 14:40:34

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I think Baby aged the worst.

14/10/16 14:14:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"Really? Give me those things......Can't see shit."

14/10/16 13:18:29

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

Roller blind.

14/10/16 13:11:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6998Glyn Evans

Septicles.

14/10/16 12:52:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

There you go love, that will see you through the hole week.

14/10/16 12:24:19

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Poo tunnel vision

14/10/16 12:23:49

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Sight for sore brown eyes

14/10/16 12:22:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Should've gone to Skidsavers

14/10/16 12:12:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

A Charmin look

14/10/16 12:08:07

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Aloe Vera!"

14/10/16 12:05:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Turd spotting.

14/10/16 12:02:51

 
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