Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 11:22:15

...and that's the way the crook is rumbled!

10/05/12 20:01:58

"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!"

17/05/12 11:00:11

"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?"

02/05/12 11:38:40

Grindependence Day.

11/06/12 20:25:11

"I'm sorry officer but they was mocking me"

21/03/12 12:21:51

Porner Shop.

21/05/12 11:00:08

X marks the squat.

06/06/12 12:50:07

"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad"

23/05/12 11:01:49

Ladslide.

03/04/12 20:00:28

I came across this sign t'other day while I was picking up some dog shit when I thought to myself.....I probably should get a dog.

27/03/12 11:03:26

What a total egit... there's one unlocked further down!

02/04/12 12:47:06

The murder weapon was found nearby, it was one stone.

21/03/12 14:55:09

Catapulp.

19/06/12 11:38:52

A Snack of the Clones.

11/05/12 11:05:21

Apparently Geppetto has not sexually abused Pinocchio as of yet.

Touch wood.

27/04/12 20:11:21

Ross decided to take off his glasses because it made him look harder.

26/04/12 11:46:38

Phil's penis enlarger finally arrived from Ebay.

26/04/12 11:25:31

Barebie.

03/04/12 11:00:20

"I don't like chicken but my Nandos"

30/03/12 12:49:02

"Well, I like candles.....and.....I like skulls but......which one is better? There's only one way to find out.......FIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT!"

19/03/12 13:29:38

Spider-Man ought to do more Green Goblin'

30/05/12 12:51:21

Rubber dicky.

15/05/12 20:00:14

"How did you do that?"

"Caerphilly"

03/07/12 11:42:44

Omega free.

02/07/12 11:00:18

♫ The tide is high but I'm holding on ♫

15/05/12 11:37:34

1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey.

27/04/12 11:00:07

Sky+ 1

25/04/12 20:38:12

The Amish Top Gear.

29/03/12 20:00:51

Alan caught himself in The Mirror.

29/03/12 11:20:26

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

20/03/12 20:39:38

It's a bitch trying to untangle him after the YMCA

06/06/12 12:57:11

Harry caught a Birds Eye.

24/05/12 12:48:31

"The animals went in 4x4, hurrahhhh hurrahhhh"

16/05/12 21:41:59

Bill Oddie hell, what's happened ere then?

21/03/12 12:15:21

Sally took the opportunity to propose with a leap this year.

14/03/12 20:51:04

The Bait Escape.

02/07/12 11:00:10

Monk and Disorderly.

21/06/12 12:26:02

Kevin had a gut wrenching moment. He couldn't remember if he'd packed his wife's curling tongs on their way for an overnight stay at Pontins.

13/06/12 20:09:15

Well everything was fine when I took the picture...

...then she got a bee in her bonnet.

14/05/12 12:45:12

"Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss JOHNNY 5!"

04/05/12 11:00:37

What an attention Sikher.

03/05/12 11:00:33

John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night.

28/03/12 20:00:14

Turdo Diesel Injection.

04/07/12 11:04:49

David Croc'ate.

07/06/12 11:41:47

"Excuse me sir, I've got a scone to pick with you"

10/05/12 20:01:37

After years of nail biting suspense, anxiety, torment, sleepless nights and expensive therapy.....

I finally find out how he gets to Sesame Street >:|

09/05/12 21:27:44

"I told you not to feed it after midnight!!!"

25/04/12 11:19:15

I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son"

23/04/12 11:49:22

"Hey come back! That's my wife!" ...shouted the Tin Man

29/03/12 20:05:13