Trev was a one woman man who firmly believed in mahogany.

27/04/12 20:33:31

Man seeks friend for no strings fun.

27/04/12 20:00:29

"What's the point in having that marionette?"

"Fuck nose."

27/04/12 20:22:31

Apparently Geppetto has not sexually abused Pinocchio as of yet.

Touch wood.

27/04/12 20:11:21

"Get your creosote.....You've pulled."

27/04/12 20:00:12

So that's how he caught that veneereal disease...

27/04/12 22:13:55

Natalie Wood

27/04/12 22:32:50

'What do you mean we're sitting on your mother?'

27/04/12 23:00:43

"What do you think of my homemade lie detector?"

27/04/12 20:02:32

Remarkable. Is she yours?
Yeah, I nailed her last night.

27/04/12 23:31:20

Waiting at Casualty, Geppetto was worried how he would explain how he got the splinter up his arse.

27/04/12 20:22:40

Toy boy.

27/04/12 20:01:48

I don't like his new girlfriend- she's a total beech.

27/04/12 22:14:58

The Carpenters - post Karen

27/04/12 22:04:27

A female was trafficked to the UK by a suspicious lorry driver, but the details were glossed over.

27/04/12 21:01:49

"No, I'm not trying to manipulate you."

27/04/12 20:48:04

Well sh*t blue fairy, if that's what I'm gonna look like as a real boy you can keep your magic wishes!

27/04/12 20:33:31

Leslie Ash.

27/04/12 20:00:59

"I wood."

27/04/12 20:00:24

dont you think you should stop taking those diet pills Vera

17/06/12 15:57:07