Five miles to the galleon.

16/05/12 20:03:15

Curb Trawling.

16/05/12 20:06:38

She's not completely watertight so we called her Rebekah Brooks

16/05/12 20:29:28

Tow, tow, tow the boat...

16/05/12 20:01:59

Land Cruiser!

16/05/12 22:22:21

Car Boat Sale.

16/05/12 20:20:01

Cruise Control

16/05/12 20:03:29

No-sea parker

16/05/12 22:30:13

Looking to buy a boat? - I Noah a guy

16/05/12 22:07:53

"The animals went in 4x4, hurrahhhh hurrahhhh"

16/05/12 21:41:59

Get your boat you've pulled.

16/05/12 20:03:36

The car in front is a Tow-yachter

16/05/12 21:46:27

In a sense, I suppose they're both off-road vehicles

16/05/12 22:36:53

Since I bought the boat I've sailed the seven Sea's without taking the boat off the trailer. I've been to Clacton on Sea, Southend on Sea, Burnham on Sea, I hit a spot of bad weather at Chelsea, there was a force nine at Battersea, but it was calm at Hornsea and Swansea.

16/05/12 21:07:19

Park and Tide.

16/05/12 20:05:54

Hull Rovers.

16/05/12 20:04:44

"Harold, there's a caravan floating down the river that looks just like ours."

16/05/12 21:00:25

Where's my Mobile, Where's my Quays?

16/05/12 20:05:42

When the advert said "For Sale - Dingy" I assumed it was a typo.

16/05/12 20:01:43

The 4x4's better than the old Morris, but I can still remember "The Whine of the Ancient Marina"

16/05/12 22:44:40

Sails Assistant

16/05/12 21:44:34

"Why the stern look, darling?"

16/05/12 21:20:23

"Winning Bully's star prize in 1982 was the worst thing I ever done."

16/05/12 20:26:19

Yacht on the landscape

16/05/12 20:01:32

Keel haul.

16/05/12 20:00:09