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Pete

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It was a mad 15 months. Cheers.
A Muffled T (Titter) has been replaced, April '12.

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£100
WINNER

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 9:00:35

"Think in...think out."

09/11/12 8:13:13

Men like him should be put behind bras.

16/05/12 11:03:56

"Does it come Whitbread?"

25/06/12 20:00:36

Investigators were fairly confident that they had found the John Denver crash site.

27/09/12 20:00:27

09/02/13 8:56:47

13/01/13 10:09:51

The offical photographs of Guantanamo Bay don't fool anyone.

03/01/13 12:12:23

The guitarist is good but the saxophone player sucks.

11/04/13 20:00:06

lol

Some students like to eat out during their lunch period.

02/01/13 12:00:07

"Sorry about that but a wasp flew into the cab."

11/09/12 21:53:30

The adult female carries its young for up to a year while the wheels develop.

08/09/12 12:01:49

Breeding between the lines.

31/07/12 11:00:26

The houseguests arrive on Big Buddha.

21/06/12 11:00:24

creative

Hergé's adventures of Tin.

13/03/13 14:39:06

creative x2

Clarence would spend hours each day landing a model helicopter on his nose.

05/03/13 20:30:05

That's from Tony Busby, sorry but I didn't know how to donate it. --John Glover

After hitching a lift, Bob liked to tip the driver.

09/01/13 20:05:00

Wickerpeedia.

09/09/12 12:16:02

All westerners receive a free shot.

23/10/12 20:00:17

Three thousand miles away people were starting to board up their windows.

28/08/12 9:41:12

The beach is a great place for guys and gulls to hang out.

05/08/12 11:00:46

They'll put VAT on anything these days.

27/06/12 12:50:42

creative

"At least they had a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

13/04/13 8:34:26

Lavarotti.

14/12/12 12:00:06

Breaking news: Two Santas were stripped and robbed in Paris today in full view of an innocent bison-stander.

08/11/12 12:01:46

ZZZZ Car.

27/10/12 12:01:11

You can't beat a coffee and a Danish.

27/08/12 16:31:01

Marathong man.

14/01/13 12:50:31

Britney (33) celebrates 100 days drug free.

11/01/13 20:00:13

creative

In a rare alignment of the planets, Pluto eclipses the Moon.

09/01/13 8:29:00

creative

He could have another art attack unless he loses weight.

07/01/13 20:00:08

Photochop.

18/12/12 20:00:08

"Trip Advisor was right, no bloody atmosphere whatsoever."

10/11/12 12:00:22

Mad cow Denise.

28/10/12 12:04:02

Good guise, bad guise.

13/09/12 20:00:32

Bucket and splayed.

11/06/12 11:39:04

"Mum, I think I've soiled myself."

14/05/12 11:50:53

Flares Rock.

26/03/13 21:15:07

Like most girls, Sarah loved to open up a magazine.

16/01/13 12:03:20

Licensed to trill.

19/12/12 12:38:42

"I think my luck has changed on the man front, Maureen. Although you know what they say, one swallow doesn't make a summer."

20/09/12 13:31:17

Her dentist had told her, "Candy, floss every day."

05/08/12 20:00:08

Cameron gets the sack.

23/07/12 20:00:14

High browse.

06/05/12 11:01:58

Star date.

17/03/13 20:03:48

ba-stard ate . --Smuldo

Wankers away.

14/03/13 8:44:10

He's tossed himself off --Mark England

Bowllerinas.

19/02/13 12:00:06

Runs well but needs brake shoes.

26/12/12 12:13:30

One small step for nan, one giant leap for nankind.

24/11/12 20:00:08

Jumping Jack Flush.

21/11/12 8:00:07

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I have edited the caption back to my original wording of 'in cider'.

(caption author)

07/05/13
8:40am

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Aberdeen Angus, an avid home brewer, told Fiona he was over the moon having developed a type of apple that would be perfect in cider. [Pete]

But they'd get a lot more business if they did strip for nothing.

Spud Gunn

26/04/13
6:28pm

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They don't call it The Strip for nothing. [Pete]

The Frazer in Dad's Army is spelt with a Z but I thought I'd give it a caption.me slant. So you're right. :)

(caption author)

21/04/13
8:10pm

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Mainwaring: "You know, Elizabeth, Fraser was right. We're all doomed...especially trying to find words that rhyme with orange." [Pete]

For a brief moment I thought you were talking about me. laughing face

Mr Blonde

21/04/13
7:55pm

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Mainwaring: "You know, Elizabeth, Fraser was right. We're all doomed...especially trying to find words that rhyme with orange." [Pete]

I saw the 12.10pm caption but thought mine was different enough as pointed out by 1.33pm.

(caption author)

17/04/13
4:58pm

comment on caption:
"Well if Eddie the Beagle can do it, so can you." [Pete]

1 is a take on a film and 1 eddie the eagle so very different.

[anon]

17/04/13
1:33pm

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"Well if Eddie the Beagle can do it, so can you." [Pete]

Beagle/Eagle pun already done
12.10.39

[anon]

17/04/13
1:28pm

comment on caption:
"Well if Eddie the Beagle can do it, so can you." [Pete]

Thanks Ian, I'll probably keep it singular as in the song.

(caption author)

12/04/13
6:10am

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♫ How much is that moggy in the window? ♫ [Pete]

Well worth a vote,I remember that song so well......but what about "How much are these moggies in the windows."

Ian Mclaren

11/04/13
7:39pm

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♫ How much is that moggy in the window? ♫ [Pete]

So that's where she went! wink http://www.caption.me/123214

Guideaux

02/04/13
10:39pm

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Only in America can a woman divorce her husband, move away and keep the house. [Pete]

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