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The boys had hired a right hooker for their stag party.

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01

Clever

Chris Beach

(admin)

06/03/10
11:01am

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Seven votes up. Deserved. Best caption I've read in a while!

Davie Marshall

09/03/10
11:43am

Priest: "I've just got a splinter in my finger."
Dummy: "I've just got a finger in my sphincter."

"Sorry Harvey, you can´t come with us. The invitation clearly said formal dress."

Michelin Nan.

Some models just need to be pampered.

Buck shot

Don't force it.

"Boy, am I knackered. Any chance of a cup of tea and a penguin?"

She: "Ballroom OK for you."
He: "You`re a bit close actually."

With only one cyclist left after three false starts, the starter`s aim and gun were being questioned.

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Although Mayfair had the prettiest station, it had the slowest response times in the whole fire service.

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Brilliant caption.

Davie Marshall

20/05/10
06:03pm

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Very amusing!

Eileen M.

20/05/10
07:39pm

...and get fleeced

What a time to get an itchy crotch.

Every pitcher sells a story.

"According to the Sat Nav we are outside Waterstones."

Andy goes commando

Julie was starting to crack under her backlog of work.

Reese With-a-spoon.

Take me to your dealer.

And not a manhole in sight.

She hadn't noticed they had laced her drink.

Horace wasn`t impressed with his visit to the underground club. First, the waitress ignored him and then the pole dancer just stood there.

Unfortunately Roger never got his shoes off, having paid for an hour just before the clocks went forward.

There was double cream, whipped cream and custard cream, but unfortunately no Brylcreem.

Bride of Frank and Sten

"Have you ever thought of trying a tandem?"

Giorgio, Oxford Street's notorious pickpocket, was known to police as the Big Dipper.

Bob's Dalmation pup had just been diagnosed with severe bloating.

A chairy blossom tree

He'll be performing the Nutcracker if he isn't careful.

A souvenir from Tel Aviv - the DIY circumcisor.

Puss 'n boats

Honda wing and a prayer

Tiptoe through the two lips...

Soldier: "Would you like to photograph my privates?"

Garbage Patch Doll.

Cauliflower ears? Try steaming them.

Buster was the current holder of the sit and stay position in the Guinness book of Records.

Private road.

Somebody had only dialled 99.

The X Tractor.

Listen mate, this is my bleedin' space.

See him, he`s the idiot that left the tap on.

Never put on lipstick while watching a tennis match.

Venus had served her infamous Thai breaker

The Moon Hilton had great facilities but lacked atmosphere.

Although Paul had met some lovely girls, he'd never got past the first hug.

This week's 'Spot the Ball' competition had left people in two minds.

Colleen loved a good shag.

Health and Safety bring in new paddling regulations.