Your plaice or mine.

24/05/12 11:00:18

Solemates

24/05/12 11:16:09

Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage.

24/05/12 11:00:08

Maria was in total turmoil, trying to fathom how to eat her Savaloy without giving William an erection.

24/05/12 11:17:09

Julies future walked past and into the distance....

24/05/12 11:03:53

A quick kiss will shutter up.

24/05/12 11:05:40

Harry caught a Birds Eye.

24/05/12 12:48:31

Chip Buddies.

24/05/12 11:25:26

Martin wondered if he'd done the right thing in forking out for her meal...usually he wouldn't go beyond £1.90 for a blow-job, but then, Celia was class.

24/05/12 12:28:18

George was a real Cheapskate.

24/05/12 11:06:31

Love at first bite.

24/05/12 11:04:24

Darren was considering offering her a portion

24/05/12 11:01:20

After spending his dinner money on fags, Stefan decided to strangle the bitch for her cod and chips.

24/05/12 13:42:36

Jack was floundering around with his new girlfriend

24/05/12 11:27:04

Catch of the day.

24/05/12 11:23:10

"I'm afraid we are breaking up ... you've had your chips"

24/05/12 11:17:54

Dan's cockle get him into trouble if he's not careful.

24/05/12 11:05:21

Jeremy knew how to make a woman feel special. Their al-fresco seafood dinner would be followed by romantic walk to Farmer's Field for a few intimate cans of cider and a sensual fingering behind the laundromat, before scribing a heartfelt account of the evening on Twitter. He wasn't called 'Casanova' by his friends for nothing.

25/05/12 10:07:13

Cheap as chips

24/05/12 17:47:29

Goodbye Mr Chips, there are plenty more fish in the sea

24/05/12 12:16:13

Youngs Love.

24/05/12 11:33:06

"Do you like eating out?"

24/05/12 11:25:55

'Batter the devil you know' thought Lucy.

24/05/12 11:12:33

Fish Fingers.

24/05/12 11:00:27

Kiss and chips.

24/05/12 11:00:20

You will get battered in there and come out with a chip on your shoulder.

17/07/12 19:51:04