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Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.
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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1245Jonathan Allsopp

Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.

17/04/17 8:35:16

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John Llamas Vote score: 17014John Llamas

The Caption.me Easter shin dig.

17/04/17 9:48:16

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2062GeeDee

FTSE

17/04/17 8:35:58

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 888Baglan Gladiator

After quitting the Star Wars franchise Warwick Davis starts his new photographic career.

17/04/17 9:33:12

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

Speed dating for foot fetishists.

17/04/17 9:06:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok, say cheese!"

17/04/17 8:30:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7313Dan Nicholls

Shoe shoe, bare knees McGrew, turn-ups, sandals, tights.

17/04/17 8:28:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14676John Glover

"It's no good you complaining, I told you we all had to be up and dressed and out by nine to catch the 9.30 coach."

17/04/17 12:49:34

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 12Craig Eddie

Nobody was sure why number three turned up.

17/04/17 11:17:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 14666Pete

The New Sneakers reform with only two of the original line-up.

17/04/17 10:06:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15949Ian Skelding

A Brit abroad test question:
Which is the most appropriate attire for seaside resorts in the Mediterranean?

17/04/17 9:13:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

When the quads were little, their mother dressed them all the same. It had left its scars, and as adults, they were determined to express their individuality.

17/04/17 8:58:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1179Vivvy En

Toeing the line

17/04/17 8:47:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 14666Pete

Shin guard.

17/04/17 10:09:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1179Vivvy En

It's a Bank Holiday. Put your feet up!

17/04/17 8:38:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

Bloody airline queues...

17/04/17 8:25:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

I hate being in the shoe shop queue behind Spiderman.

17/04/17 8:15:08

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2124Mr Dome

How tall???!
About 8 feet

17/04/17 8:08:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

"...tonight at nine, the all-new wacky sitcom, 'Nudist in the Family'."

17/04/17 8:08:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

♫ One of these things is not like the other ♫

17/04/17 8:06:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23168Tony Edwards

A Man for All Seasons

17/04/17 8:06:00

 
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