Farmer Sutra

05/01/12 11:45:49

Wee three Kings.

26/01/12 11:03:07

Moments later Kermit got pulled over by the police and was found to have a massive collection of frogs pawn.

04/10/11 11:11:40

The Fritzl Bunch.

02/12/11 11:29:18

Moments later toilet duck was done for domestos violence.

20/09/11 11:41:47

Four guys, NO Cups!

09/11/11 9:57:22

It was the first time Toilet Duck had come across a floater in the bath, so he set about it gingerly.

04/11/11 11:28:36

I don't think you were supposed to untie that.

18/10/11 11:01:36

Mick Jagger had petitioned for these two to be banned from his local beach.
However, he can't get no fatties sanction.

18/07/11 15:34:58

Brian was aggrieved at having to pay a higher Congestion Charge.

06/01/12 11:00:21

Brian was having a field day.

05/01/12 11:36:15

Phew, that was close, it nearly taurus a new one.

24/10/11 12:23:05

Clare's profile simply read: Looking for a Tallboy to hang around with.

29/09/11 12:20:00

Nest-cafe

31/03/11 11:09:17

Theresa was at the end of her tether.

28/10/11 11:14:55

BP were not the only ones to spoil a good beach.

18/07/11 11:54:53

Clare would regret saying that she'd give her right leg for a great Christmas.

22/12/11 11:16:06

Block Party.

02/12/11 12:01:16

Almost over the hill.

10/11/11 9:52:38

Rachael was often accused of being too shallow.

20/07/11 12:33:28

Rubble and Strife.

15/07/11 11:22:51

Daffyd was the only Gay in the Regiment.

06/09/10 17:09:31

Having just displayed the elasticity of her new pink knickers to a friend, Hannah tried to stay straight faced as she pondered how to get them back.

02/08/10 16:51:28

I thought this site used royalty free images?

26/01/12 11:35:55

Struggling here. All the best material's been used already.

23/01/12 14:05:54

Clare's parking was that smart, it was unparalleled.

02/12/11 12:34:54

I'm always burning toast as there's little margarine for error.

17/10/11 11:05:49

When questioned by police, Lou employed the lesser known Mambo no.5 defense:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need...

30/09/11 12:38:19

Another pair of City Traders wishing for a double dip.

28/09/11 11:02:47

Dennis decided he no longer required a telly after being sent a video by Lee.

16/09/11 11:32:02

When you said you were going to stick 300 pounds on a horse...

14/09/11 12:51:24

BLOODY MIDGES!

26/08/11 16:11:43

Billy's Facebook entry simply read, "Just going down the beach with a 17 year old Swedish model".

17/08/11 11:28:53

Newlywed Brian was virgin on a nervous breakdown until Clare calmed him with consummate ease.

09/11/11 12:17:30

Elton and David's morning usually started with a small spoon and the cupping of nuts.

08/11/11 10:20:51

Known as "The West Banksy", one of these two gents is believed to be Israels most infamous graffiti artist.

07/11/11 11:24:54

Recession hit Jabba the Hutt moves Han Solo Carbonite into his new flat.

05/10/11 11:39:11

Auntie Gravitea

21/09/11 11:01:23

She's going to get it so f'canard

20/09/11 11:04:32

Manhandled

19/09/11 12:49:40

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, unless you're the poor chap on the left.

14/09/11 17:05:30

Although Charlotte had a small chest, she was popular due to her accommodating box.

30/06/11 11:20:10

Danielle's melons were of a high calibre.

23/06/11 11:01:36

Brian was a shadow of his former self.

04/12/10 11:04:33

Police find car Alexander Litvinenko used to attend his ill fated lunch appointment.

21/01/10 11:16:35

Even though her waters had already broken, Daniels mum still went ahead with her waxing appointment.

19/01/10 15:26:23

Douglas Bader commemorative doll released.

20/09/10 11:30:21

The crabs had moved on, but this was one Love Bug that Herbie couldn't shift.

18/08/10 16:24:13

The FTSE Index continued to loose value.

29/07/10 11:19:52

The McCanns idea of a babysitter left a lot to be desired.

20/05/10 16:22:43