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Very good but perhaps note 12:28:55

[anon]
14/04/19
1:26pm

Why??

14/04/19
1:59pm

Just a bit similar that's all but still good

[anon]
14/04/19
2:27pm

It's an orang-utan in the photo, so "orang" cannot be reserved by just one caption. And "tangy" is not related to "tongue". What am I missing here - how can it be considered so similar as to need a nod?

14/04/19
2:32pm

As I said it's still very good

[anon]
14/04/19
2:34pm

Orangutantalizing..orangu-twang...orangutongue ..orangutangy ..shall we just give a nod to the photo for having an orang-utan in it ???

14/04/19
2:35pm

Phewee - I'm new to all this I didn't realize that it was such a contentious game of fun.

Okay probably be best to keep my thoughts to myself in future & let you competitive guys get on with it, I'll just enjoy making the odd caption & have fun reading others & voting. If that's okay

[anon]
14/04/19
2:43pm

it is a game of fun and enjoy it the way you do. ..personally the nod police get on my nerves that's why I asked 'Why?'

14/04/19
3:01pm

Come on now, anon. What do you football players call it when you fein that you've been fouled - either rolling around, or completely limp (anon has fallen limp)?...I think you're okay. And if you have any injuries, then they are definitely self-inflicted.

Stoneface did NOT foul. Neither did the author : )

Play on!

14/04/19
3:11pm

Actually I was a professional footballer at quite a high level - too old now at 65 but never feigned anything - just the opposite I was Centre Half - others did that after I crunched them.

I will most definitely play on - that's for sure!!!!

[anon]
14/04/19
3:22pm

I have to say, that was a very cool response...(and I envy your playing days, sir. Never played football. I'm embarrassed to say I played soccer.)

14/04/19
3:28pm

I never went to a posh School we played football & as you will note now that have revealed myself I don't back away from anything.

But having been banned 3 years ago from Caption Me & I hope allowed back today I don't wish any issues just to enjoy my retirement from a fantastic career in FOOTBALL & FOOTBALL Management at not only Division Level but international coaching.

14/04/19
3:36pm

Hi Anon, it's great to have you on board. Please don't feel criticised, it takes a while to learn the ropes - I still am. There are loads of football photos in the photo pool! They're not hard to find.

14/04/19
3:41pm

Hello Mr Bean.

Believe it or not one of my best friends is Mr Bean's {Rowan Atkinson] Nephew he is a postmaster & looks incredibly like him & totally as whacky.

Thank you for the kind comments, I'll take look at the photo pool & try to find them.

14/04/19
3:48pm

This guy's cool: Welcome back, Dennis!

14/04/19
3:51pm

Thank You Greg - don't know if I'm back yet, I have requested but have had no confirmation yet.

14/04/19
3:54pm

Don't know what to say really with the captioneers welcoming me back.

Thank You guys [That's if Chris allows me back, if not, well I will still look at your great captions with fun & envy at your brilliantness, those which I looked at today are outstandingly superb]

I am spending my retirement time raising funds for Air Ambulance something very close to my heart.

Keep those stunning captions coming guys & keep well & prosper.

14/04/19
4:34pm

Looks like I've been switched off guys if anyone could find out I would be grateful - Thank You everyone at least for our short interlude.

[anon]
14/04/19
5:41pm

It seems that there has been more than one person posting as Anon in this thread - one who said "I'm new to all this" and a different one (later identifying as "Bad boy Dennis" with a vote score of over 1000) who said they were "banned 3 years ago from Caption Me & I hope allowed back today", since those two statements are incompatible. I guess this illustrates the problem with allowing anonymous comments (except, of course, from the caption author, but those are automatically identified as such anyway).

14/04/19
5:47pm

Yes it was me Bad Boy Dennis I am new to all of this its been 3 years since I was banned with others for various disagreements, but that was then & I came back today to try again with no issues & straight away I have issues so you know what good luck with your captioning.

Its sad that some are obsessed with what should be a fun site.

Goodbye [some things never change do they] I will de register.

14/04/19
5:55pm

This is very sad. Good luck in your real life Dennis.

14/04/19
6:25pm

Really sorry to hear this. You sound like a really interesting guy. I'm so jealous you know Mr Bean's nephew! Good luck with your fund raising and perhaps we'll see you back soon.

14/04/19
7:02pm

I don't want to come out of this looking like the villain.. to me it is a bit of fun and am certainly not obsessed..my intial response of WHY was a genuine question, as to me there was no clash of captions...the rest just went a bit off on a tangent...no need to pack your bags Mr Menace, it was something over nothing..I know the boss doesn't like the idle use of profanity ..but come on..let's just have a fucking laugh.

14/04/19
8:56pm

Hi stone face. Just want to reassure you that I don't see you as 'the villain' because I also believe there was no clash of captions. I just thought it was sad that a captioneer had been 'switched off' from the site and felt the need to de-activate his account. I'm here for the fun too and your captions crack me up!

14/04/19
10:22pm

Stoneface don't worry, you're definitely not a villain. I only caught this late but seems like a massive drama over nothing to me.

14/04/19
10:44pm

Absolutely yes it was a massive drama one which I tried to play down immediately & very politely without success.

Anyway good luck all with your captions.

14/04/19
10:59pm

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