My-hut-Ma Gandhi

03/10/12 9:10:56

The Abu Hamza Arms

23/10/12 20:16:02

Muriel

24/10/12 12:20:36

Was originally built on two floors - but that's another storey

14/12/11 12:09:52

Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

20/02/12 12:49:47

The Chilean miners emerge, Juan by Juan

22/02/12 21:36:07

The roots of all evil

15/11/12 12:14:40

Just walking my goldfish

25/12/11 15:06:35

Mills and Doom

22/09/12 20:42:27

You hang up first...no you hang up first

20/04/12 20:45:07

Are my roots showing?

07/03/12 12:08:31

If you take any longer the game will be Stale Meat

13/11/12 12:51:23

Even though Dave tried hard to kick the habit, he would still light up.

06/12/12 12:18:46

The police were given a frosty reception

20/11/12 12:09:12

Extreme Feng Shui

03/09/12 16:06:44

Nudist Beech

22/02/12 16:15:29

Bloody Germans! Reserving tooth brushes on holidays.

15/12/11 14:07:15

Massive Chew Set, USA

04/10/12 12:23:33

Where've you beanie all my life?

19/05/12 16:22:02

I'm not gay - but my boyfriend is.

30/04/12 18:22:04

RyanAir announce their new budget service to Ireland

25/02/12 11:29:22

Just sprucing myself up a bit

12/02/12 22:20:31

Hurry up - we're dying of exposure

16/12/11 22:20:07

She gave me crabs, the other gave me clamydia

12/12/11 21:26:18

Victoria Peckham

01/12/12 10:42:50

Synchronized swimming demands advanced water skills, and requires great strength, endurance, flexibility, grace, artistry and precise timing, as well as a nice arse.

29/11/12 14:54:33

He-mu

21/11/12 13:29:30

Shaving private Ryan-air

14/11/12 21:57:39

The Poo Fighters

20/10/12 12:26:48

Felix originally wanted a relationship with no Thais

05/10/12 22:26:07

New kid on the block

02/10/12 22:10:47

Looking to buy a boat? - I Noah a guy

16/05/12 22:07:53

Natalie Wood

27/04/12 22:32:50

Egg on the right: I think I can smell his crack

26/02/12 20:57:45

They didn't appreciate the gravity of thier situation

06/01/12 11:48:19

We can't believe it's not Buddha

01/01/12 14:50:20

He was begging for it

24/12/11 22:17:25

Harley, David's Son

04/12/12 13:12:36

New C4 series - "Come Die With Me"

20/11/12 8:58:10

Pants People

15/10/12 15:53:13

It'll be fine - I checked the forecast with Michael Fish

01/10/12 15:56:14

Max Bygraves support act now forced to go it alone.

05/09/12 23:26:58

I'm not Bob Marley - I'm bloody Hank Marvin

29/08/12 12:51:45

You buy Juan you get Juan's brother free

23/04/12 22:38:51

Look at me guys I'm still in my prime mate

09/02/12 12:51:32

First Aid Kid

06/01/12 21:40:49

I doughnut believe it!

03/01/12 17:22:03

Dave made sure he was prepared for his annual blow job

28/12/11 21:30:29

Scotty - increase power to the transporter I think we're losing her.

22/12/11 16:44:57

After numerous unsuccesful diets Dave tried to top himself

21/12/12 12:23:47