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Michael Monkhouse

Michael Monkhouse

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Born in the North, bred in the South, educated at Cambridge, bored in Germany for a bit, now happily settled in the Eternal City...
My career spans over five jokes. I've trodden the boards at Footlights, performed and written in Italy, and once got a smile out of a German.
Currently in my very late thirties, I'm enjoying this chance to spread my wings and burn my fingers.

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Typical bloke - one bird and he gets carried away.

05/08/12 11:39:02

Ah the lakes, the mountains, the paths... Sorry, I'm rambling.

19/05/12 11:20:40

Next: Jesus swept.

13/05/13 10:09:06

There must be easier ways of telling your parents you're gay.

29/06/12 11:22:24

The tortoise wins again.

25/04/12 7:21:58

Wonder how it ends.

25/11/12 12:04:36

Bad news, your son was electrocuted. Good news, I put it on Youtube, called it a Harlem Shake, he's got 496 likes.

08/04/13 8:11:41

Shouldn't've gone to Specsavers.

12/05/13 12:13:49

The great thing about working for Toys R Us is the company car.

15/04/12 7:38:38

You're history mate!

11/12/11 9:41:32

I don't know what's come over me, but I think it's Martian.

12/05/13 12:16:36

Meetin' two veg.

16/07/12 14:59:30

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

07/06/12 14:47:25

Arson fire? No, just my head.

06/12/11 14:16:43

Four hours later Tony decided it wasn't really Leslie Ash.

23/04/13 10:34:48

When I asked you to put him in a nutshell...

11/12/12 12:06:55

Putting the tart before the horse.

18/08/12 8:19:12

There must be easier ways to catch crabs.

11/04/12 11:44:26

I wanted to see her bear behind.

23/12/11 9:41:38

She'll get carried away in a minute.

24/10/11 21:09:20

The great thing about working for Alcoholics Anonymous is the company car.

24/12/12 12:48:02

There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay.

17/12/12 14:09:13

When I asked for a camp site...

12/12/12 12:30:37

Google 'cute wet bird comes out of her shell', you may be disappointed.

28/11/12 12:19:35

Being from Lilliput has certain advantages.

25/11/12 10:23:48

Just made a bolt for the caf�.

17/10/12 8:43:49

After sixty years, Wile E Coyote was desperate.

16/09/12 8:52:34

Arson fire? No just me torch.

23/07/12 12:04:46

Welcome to Sellafield.

19/07/12 12:52:27

Lost: John Merrick's condom.

24/06/12 12:21:11

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...

10/06/12 11:10:35

06/06/12 16:52:13

02/06/12 19:30:52

Don't worry, he'll only take one. He's French, one egg is un'oeuf.

17/04/12 11:27:02

This one always puzzled Santa.

17/04/12 9:34:26

I like listening to the red hot chili peppers.

15/03/12 9:49:49

31/01/12 9:30:40

Spring's in the air.

30/01/12 10:44:04

If you find any unattended bags...

12/01/12 12:52:02

Another slap-up Christmas feast for Kate Moss.

04/12/11 12:46:32

Sue the plastic surgeon.

02/12/11 9:53:22

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18/11/11 16:30:39

16/10/11 11:59:24

In our survey, 53% of Chicago confessed to low literary skills. The rest didn't understand the question.

12/10/11 12:40:46

19/09/11 21:25:47

It's no good, you're old and this is a new trick.

07/08/11 11:01:12

There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay.

14/04/13 20:02:32

Have you ever had your clothes checked?

25/03/13 7:31:10

Cops and Rubbers.

04/03/13 8:30:39

There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay.

22/01/13 9:12:41

last comments (total: 15)

Oh, I don't know- Ginger looks rather fetching in that 'tache.

30/04/13
7:46pm

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Worst Spice Girls tribute ever. [Michael Monkhouse]

And female!

24/03/13
6:31pm

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No one's shagging us, we're under 16. [Michael Monkhouse]

Reminds me of 'Tetsuo: The Iron man'...

29/01/13
3:38pm

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My electronic penis has a life of its own. [Michael Monkhouse]

Robocock

29/01/13
1:43pm

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My electronic penis has a life of its own. [Michael Monkhouse]

Appenndix 111 and some blank pages for notes.

25/11/12
12:14pm

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Wonder how it ends. [Michael Monkhouse]

the zebra did it

25/11/12
12:06pm

comment on caption:
Wonder how it ends. [Michael Monkhouse]

If he wanted to pull a bird that shits money, can't someone give him Heather Mills' number?

10/09/12
7:07pm

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They're right, he does shit money. [Michael Monkhouse]

Chris needs to check for a glich, this caption reads today, but it's obviously Yesterday.

10/06/12
11:33am

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Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be... [Michael Monkhouse]

Although the wording may be original, the idea of them being stockings isn't. See yesterday, 8.03pm.

[anon]

17/04/12
11:33am

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This one always puzzled Santa. [Michael Monkhouse]

Sorry! Thumbs-down reversed! Simply mis-clicked a caption!

[anon]

17/04/12
10:52am

comment on caption:
This one always puzzled Santa. [Michael Monkhouse]