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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 29175Welsh Rarebit

Hattie Jacques Cousteau

17/04/17 20:04:24

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 558sandeep chahal

It ain't over till the fat lady sinks

17/04/17 19:21:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Rose wasn't going to give up Jack that easily.

17/04/17 19:34:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 16296John Glover

Jessie failed the audition for a Bond girl, they said she was sub standard.

17/04/17 19:10:08

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 996Baglan Gladiator

Diving Belle

17/04/17 19:06:41

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

yellow slobmarine.

17/04/17 19:06:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 29175Welsh Rarebit

SubMarie

17/04/17 19:00:33

 
Gf j Vote score: 331Gf j

Jane did everything she could to avoid the train strikes...

17/04/17 20:26:51

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4083Chris Halliwell

It's no wonder the NHS is running out of money if they're giving out Motability Subs.

17/04/17 19:08:56

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3369Kenny Ireland

A few inches of rainwater wasn't going to stop Jacky from getting to the last Easter egg.

18/04/17 16:35:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4821Pussy Galore

The giant squid stretched out an exploratory tentacle. Yes, he'd eat the soft bit, but he remembered that the hard silver bit didn't half make him fart.

18/04/17 9:28:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4389Greg Curtis

"Marge would do anything to avoid walking the beach."

18/04/17 0:35:41

 
Pete  Vote score: 16705Pete

Unfortunately the day ended badly when Elsie was harpooned by a Japanese whaler.

17/04/17 20:28:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4389Greg Curtis

"Beats me. Definitely not a skinny dip."

18/04/17 0:30:07

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 3669Mr Dome

20,000 kilos under the sea

18/04/17 0:16:25

 
Pete  Vote score: 16705Pete

Ron Jeremy's ex goes in search of Moby dick.

17/04/17 20:31:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19630Michael Winner

Like most Republicans on their way home from work, she'll still deny the existence of Global Warming.

17/04/17 20:10:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19630Michael Winner

"Excellent! And now we release the sharks..."

17/04/17 20:08:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 4149Vanessa the Guesser

I bet she's got a fair pair of aqua-lungs on her.

17/04/17 19:59:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25266Tony Edwards

There were no shortage of volunteers to try out the underwater version of a Sybian.

17/04/17 19:50:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 925larry G.

"If I hurry I can just make the 5pm buffet at the fish grotto cafe.

17/04/17 19:19:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 29175Welsh Rarebit

...and just coming into view is the penis of a Sperm Whale about to mate.

17/04/17 19:00:17

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 558sandeep chahal

Scuba driver

17/04/17 19:00:10

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9702Smuldo

Deep Sea Diva.

17/04/17 19:00:07

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1086tony kelly

Sub looking for dom.

18/04/17 8:09:30

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 3669Mr Dome

Josie loved jetskiing....,

18/04/17 7:53:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4389Greg Curtis

"The fish knew they were safe without batter..."

18/04/17 0:33:27

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1086tony kelly

Tsk. Women divers!

17/04/17 22:25:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2043Vivvy En

SubmersiVal

17/04/17 20:30:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 16705Pete

There's always a rush on Black Friday at Nemo Marcus.

17/04/17 20:19:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

The Great Barrier Wife.

17/04/17 19:40:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25266Tony Edwards

Nautilass

17/04/17 19:27:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2043Vivvy En

When Delphine said she was popping out for fresh fish, she meant fresh.

17/04/17 19:27:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 4149Vanessa the Guesser

"I told my wife where to meet me. Maybe I should have been more Pacific."

17/04/17 19:24:14

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9702Smuldo

"Thank goodness you're here Annette, we need you for catching fish..."

17/04/17 19:18:46

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9702Smuldo

Marytime.

17/04/17 19:16:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17624Ian Skelding

Sub Marina

Nod to 20:00:33

17/04/17 19:14:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4508Hercules Rockefeller

The Wife Aquatic

17/04/17 19:05:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 925larry G.

Driving to work during hurricane season

17/04/17 19:04:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8799Dan Nicholls

Not the first time she's gone sub way.

17/04/17 19:03:12

 
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