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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

Hattie Jacques Cousteau

17/04/17 21:04:24

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 508sandeep chahal

It ain't over till the fat lady sinks

17/04/17 20:21:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1902Jonathan Allsopp

Rose wasn't going to give up Jack that easily.

17/04/17 20:34:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15257John Glover

Jessie failed the audition for a Bond girl, they said she was sub standard.

17/04/17 20:10:08

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 893Baglan Gladiator

Diving Belle

17/04/17 20:06:41

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1902Jonathan Allsopp

yellow slobmarine.

17/04/17 20:06:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

SubMarie

17/04/17 20:00:33

 
Gf j Vote score: 274Gf j

Jane did everything she could to avoid the train strikes...

17/04/17 21:26:51

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 3930Chris Halliwell

It's no wonder the NHS is running out of money if they're giving out Motability Subs.

17/04/17 20:08:56

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3083Kenny Ireland

A few inches of rainwater wasn't going to stop Jacky from getting to the last Easter egg.

18/04/17 17:35:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

The giant squid stretched out an exploratory tentacle. Yes, he'd eat the soft bit, but he remembered that the hard silver bit didn't half make him fart.

18/04/17 10:28:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4216Greg Curtis

"Marge would do anything to avoid walking the beach."

18/04/17 1:35:41

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

Unfortunately the day ended badly when Elsie was harpooned by a Japanese whaler.

17/04/17 21:28:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4216Greg Curtis

"Beats me. Definitely not a skinny dip."

18/04/17 1:30:07

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2633Mr Dome

20,000 kilos under the sea

18/04/17 1:16:25

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

Ron Jeremy's ex goes in search of Moby dick.

17/04/17 21:31:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

Like most Republicans on their way home from work, she'll still deny the existence of Global Warming.

17/04/17 21:10:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

"Excellent! And now we release the sharks..."

17/04/17 21:08:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

I bet she's got a fair pair of aqua-lungs on her.

17/04/17 20:59:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23963Tony Edwards

There were no shortage of volunteers to try out the underwater version of a Sybian.

17/04/17 20:50:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 872larry G.

"If I hurry I can just make the 5pm buffet at the fish grotto cafe.

17/04/17 20:19:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

...and just coming into view is the penis of a Sperm Whale about to mate.

17/04/17 20:00:17

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 508sandeep chahal

Scuba driver

17/04/17 20:00:10

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9288Smuldo

Deep Sea Diva.

17/04/17 20:00:07

 
tony kelly Vote score: 795tony kelly

Sub looking for dom.

18/04/17 9:09:30

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2633Mr Dome

Josie loved jetskiing....,

18/04/17 8:53:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4216Greg Curtis

"The fish knew they were safe without batter..."

18/04/17 1:33:27

 
tony kelly Vote score: 795tony kelly

Tsk. Women divers!

17/04/17 23:25:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1454Vivvy En

SubmersiVal

17/04/17 21:30:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

There's always a rush on Black Friday at Nemo Marcus.

17/04/17 21:19:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1902Jonathan Allsopp

The Great Barrier Wife.

17/04/17 20:40:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23963Tony Edwards

Nautilass

17/04/17 20:27:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1454Vivvy En

When Delphine said she was popping out for fresh fish, she meant fresh.

17/04/17 20:27:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

"I told my wife where to meet me. Maybe I should have been more Pacific."

17/04/17 20:24:14

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9288Smuldo

"Thank goodness you're here Annette, we need you for catching fish..."

17/04/17 20:18:46

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9288Smuldo

Marytime.

17/04/17 20:16:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16655Ian Skelding

Sub Marina

Nod to 20:00:33

17/04/17 20:14:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4358Hercules Rockefeller

The Wife Aquatic

17/04/17 20:05:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 872larry G.

Driving to work during hurricane season

17/04/17 20:04:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7850Dan Nicholls

Not the first time she's gone sub way.

17/04/17 20:03:12

 
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