creative

"That's all Volks".

01/03/13 12:01:35

"No .. woman, no pie"!

29/08/12 13:58:45

"Is that the couple from our hotel who kept us awake all night with their bonking in the room over ours?

"Yea ... You'ld think they would be a bit old for that now".

03/10/12 12:15:04

"We are thinking of Chopin it up for firewood"

18/12/12 12:15:12

creative x2

Within Earshot

12/03/13 22:57:02

"I was told there was some great Schnapps to be had here"

31/10/12 9:21:27

"Got to pick a punnit or two"

06/09/12 20:41:02

"What's in yours"? "Cheese and sand" .... "And yours"? "Tomato and flies"

17/08/12 12:08:22

creative

Mrs Doyle "How about tea Fr Jack"
Fr Jack "No I'm looking for an e"
Mrs Doyle "The drink is bad enough ... now he's on the drugs"

05/02/13 20:39:41

"Sorry for taking so long ... I had problems getting the phone out of my pocket"

23/04/13 12:02:54

"I can't get a good drag out of this donkey can I have 20 Camels instead"?

22/02/13 12:01:50

It's a false tart.

04/02/13 12:05:18

He ain't heavy he's my Buddha.

01/01/12 11:29:28

Shingle Bells.

23/12/12 12:13:36

Land Cruiser!

16/05/12 22:22:21

Baby Shower.

03/02/12 11:04:31

lol

Foam James.

01/05/13 12:00:21

"It's worse than that .. she's fat Jim"

17/03/13 21:01:57

Motor Pike and Side Carp.

24/02/13 20:00:47

".... let's hope my master picks up the remains"

15/02/13 12:12:02

creative

Appauling 13

27/01/13 11:22:48

Billy Crystal

22/04/12 21:09:16

"Bill do you have a light ..... sorry Frank I don't smoke .... but there's a matchbox back there somewhere"

01/02/12 11:34:36

"Oh no ... there's another lamp post I missed"

18/03/13 20:59:22

Ten Pins Bowling

19/02/13 12:01:56

A Day at the Races - "On your Marks Brothers & Sisters"

04/02/13 15:27:26

Sylvia's bark is worse than her bite.

30/12/12 20:14:29

"Ingrid zid you phut da towels on za deck chairs"?
"Yea Helga ZI came down zat 3.30am like you say"

29/11/12 12:15:21

Thai Phew Tea

09/08/12 11:27:28

Gilbert O'Sullivan ... alone again naturally!

23/05/12 12:13:59

"... but how do we get in"?
"... ah just pull those love handles"

08/05/12 21:57:32

Notetariety.

18/01/12 22:20:03

Door to door lifeboat collection.

27/11/11 19:32:54

Hundreds and thousands turned out to watch the race.

07/04/13 20:04:20

Meshed up kids.

09/03/13 8:43:13

"Go away I'm trying to do a screen dump"

25/02/13 12:00:45

Blue Moons

29/11/12 12:02:13

Muslim women updating their FacelessBook page

04/11/12 20:31:06

Matt Le Blanc

14/08/12 12:47:37

"Get away ... you already ruined our car"

20/05/12 11:36:05

"I'm a Single Lady"

19/02/12 11:57:31

NASA Christmas Dinner.

04/12/11 10:09:52

"just what I need to go with this jumper ... a nice mullet"

17/11/11 11:19:09

Round the world on 80 stays

26/10/11 11:32:29

"Damn this reincarnation ... do I have to go through all this again?"

27/03/11 12:21:56

... just looking for my litter ...

10/11/10 11:03:08

"I'm staying here by myshelf"

10/03/13 20:00:31

"Well Lewis .... solving this is a piece of cake"

27/02/13 20:26:54

"I just love my Honda umbilical Accord".

17/01/13 20:01:13

It's Bond .... English Bond.

08/11/12 8:35:57