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Ian Mclaren
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Retired.Live in the festival City of Edinburgh surrounded by Haggis,Whisky and bagpipes.
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20/03/13 13:19:15 |
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"see 12:13:43 and 12:47:38" Aw c'mon, thats very nit picky? ani-mating is a play on shagging, the other two don't make the 'mate' part of animate meaning anything other than it's original meaning.
--Spud Gunn
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02/12/12 20:07:27 |
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10/06/12 11:00:32 |
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Good throw Sir,you keep what you ring,take her home. 22/08/12 8:48:55 |
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There's no such thing as an ugly millionaire. 26/07/12 11:02:40 |
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It's from your wife,she wants a divorce. 31/05/12 20:05:28 |
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05/05/12 20:02:38 |
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30/12/11 11:00:59 |
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This way for a Jolly Rogering. 13/11/11 11:02:54 |
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Mary is between a rock and a hard place. 14/03/12 20:47:40 |
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09/04/13 12:19:13 |
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What's for the main course, mince?
--Paul Woolley
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As always politicians turn their backs on the truth. 07/01/13 12:05:40 |
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05/10/12 12:04:33 |
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10/05/12 11:02:03 |
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Well where do you think the white smoke comes from. 24/03/13 12:15:22 |
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12/08/12 20:01:03 |
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30/07/12 11:07:30 |
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11/07/12 20:08:55 |
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06/04/13 20:07:35 |
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24/02/13 20:05:55 |
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17/11/12 20:02:58 |
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Newcastle under lager and lime. 12/05/12 11:09:11 |
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Pass me that encylopedia Doris,I've got a bit of swatting to do. 31/08/11 11:07:51 |
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The nuns make a big effort for Ash Wednesday. 24/03/13 12:02:50 |
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12/02/13 20:01:36 |
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Arson fire?
--Michael Monkhouse
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Roger is very shelf conscious. 06/01/13 12:04:58 |
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18/12/12 20:06:01 |
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The postman never rings twice. 07/09/12 20:08:28 |
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06/07/12 11:05:36 |
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23/06/12 11:00:27 |
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14/05/12 11:47:20 |
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He wins Spot the Ball every time. 13/05/12 11:08:31 |
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Monster Raving Loony party annual conference. 07/02/13 12:02:48 |
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14/01/13 12:04:33 |
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25/09/12 12:04:50 |
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03/09/12 12:00:51 |
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04/07/12 11:04:49 |
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OK love, I've found the problem......Switch on. 08/01/12 20:03:39 |
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Creature from the Black Saloon. 25/11/11 11:38:44 |
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26/09/11 11:08:38 |
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"Come in boat number 9.".."We don't have a boat number 9."..."Then boat number 6 is in trouble." 13/08/11 11:16:19 |
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29/04/13 12:02:35 |
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26/02/13 20:05:03 |
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Cyril prevents another Wall Street crash. 06/10/12 12:18:23 |
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"Do you get much sex these days Betty?"......"Infrequently"......"Is that one word or two?" 17/08/12 12:53:47 |
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I don't fancy yours......or mine. 27/07/12 11:02:52 |
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17/04/12 11:08:34 |
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For Sale.....Recently detached villa. 14/12/11 11:05:54 |
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"Yes, and I turned into a swan. Looks like you've shit it, pal."
6:27pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
So you were once an ugly duckling.
Make sure You're wearing your Top Gear and I'll come round and do it for you.
8:05pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
This is more exciting than watching Jeremy Clarkson..
Picking fluff out of my belly button is more exciting than watching Jeremy Clarkson!
3:39pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
This is more exciting than watching Jeremy Clarkson..
What's for the main course, mince?
1:46pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
Soup of the gay.
Brakewell Tarts?
9:17pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
Bakewell tarts.
In that case I withdraw my implied criticism and wish you good luck.
8:32pm
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[Ian Mclaren]
"Well done you've won the muffin race."........"It was a cake walk."
Thanks Anon,but I never look at captions a few seconds after 8am 12 noon or 8pm.....I prefer not to have a preview of any photos.....ergo I did not copy 20.01.
8:25pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
"Well done you've won the muffin race."........"It was a cake walk."
see 20.01
8:14pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
"Well done you've won the muffin race."........"It was a cake walk."
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
8:55pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the road.
of getting his hands into ladies underwear?
9:26pm
comment on caption:
[Ian Mclaren]
Frank was an expert at getting his hand into ladies underwear.