Often, Sally would sit on the dock of the bay, just wasting twine.

12/06/12 11:05:01

They were sole mates.

08/07/12 20:08:11

Mother In Law

17/05/12 20:46:13

Owl lang sign.

13/07/12 11:43:16

FishTank Redemption- Morgan Freeman voice-over:

"Nemo crawled to freedom through two litres of water wasteland I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. Two litres. That's the length of an entire bottle, just shy of two bottles."

02/07/12 11:16:09

"It's her personality that matters, son"

13/07/12 20:13:17

Say, do Uganda the "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" game has finally made its way to remote regions in Africa?

10/06/12 20:14:20

It was the third call this week about the Jones' sex being on fire.

08/06/12 11:37:47

The girls were relieved to hear that there was no training today.

07/06/12 20:52:49

♪♪He was strumming my pain with his fingers...♪♪

17/07/12 11:03:35

Pete kept hoping fuel prices would bottom out.

04/07/12 11:04:49

The Breakfast Tub.

27/06/12 20:16:56

The artist formerly known as Prince

25/06/12 11:03:10

Little Negenghe waved solemnly from his Jubilee float.

10/06/12 20:23:05

Footlocker

17/05/12 15:21:15

The Olden Girls.

27/07/12 11:49:59

Rhino what you did last summer.

19/07/12 20:36:08

"Grains...Grains" moaned the Zombies as they shuffled through miles of human waste.

11/07/12 11:27:27

Britons, never, never, never will be sauteed!

03/07/12 11:14:12

Bin there. Done that.

01/07/12 11:20:14

Shaun and Ed play dead to evade the Zumbaies.

28/06/12 20:44:24

Tonight on Solved Mysteries- Ancient Stonehenge revealed.

15/09/12 1:43:38

A Strictly Fly-Zone.

29/07/12 11:16:10

Winston Churchkill.

25/07/12 20:04:08

No longer doomed to be up Shit Creek without a paddle.

22/07/12 11:00:47

Pillsbury Doughboy Bunny.

20/07/12 11:00:39

The crowd at the beach was skeletal.

16/07/12 20:06:54

(R.I.P.I.P)
Rest in peace in pieces.

16/07/12 11:02:47

Twin bother.

15/07/12 20:04:25

The package had been "lost" in the Parcel Force system so long that it grew legs... and a personality.

03/07/12 20:30:40

Yeah, all the ladies be gawking as we roll up in our Sikh ride.

01/07/12 22:14:21

This soup is a sure remedy for whatever ales you.

25/06/12 20:08:21

Truck Norris delivers his infamous roundhouse kick.

18/06/12 17:28:25

The Cheshire Cat never thought teaching a human to disappear could lead to a half attack.

10/06/12 11:34:19

Cheryl just needed someone, anyone, to take her out of her hoisery.

09/06/12 20:21:31

Flattered to meet you, mate.

19/11/12 20:03:46

Pedo Bear discovers Elmo was basically a hat when in bed.

18/09/12 19:03:45

Butt'er-flies.

29/07/12 11:12:43

Johnny's adventure with pot and cocaine began when he was but a babe.

28/07/12 14:51:51

Two Grans, one throw-up.

27/07/12 11:54:30

His toddler had asked him to bring back something which would remind her of her mom- his ex-wife.

26/07/12 20:07:19

Stephanie was a dye-hard fan of horror films.

26/07/12 11:03:15

♪♪ Slaaaaves to the vision ♪♪

25/07/12 11:39:48

Zee's bras.

24/07/12 11:56:34

Cameron was eager to get the ball rolling.

24/07/12 2:10:51

Captain's Log- Day 400
Today Cameron reported that he might be closer to locating Clegg's balls.

23/07/12 21:21:57

Inner thoughts of a "born-again" torch:

♫♫ And he walks with me...And he talks with me...And he tells me I am his ownnnnnn...♫♫

23/07/12 11:08:09

Every year the villagers sacrificed a chair to Tsar Ivan the Termite.

22/07/12 20:43:49

Highly recommended for those who don't mind the oardour.

22/07/12 11:22:27

The Vandals strike again.

22/07/12 0:18:29