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Linda D

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Once described on school report as facetious. Took me years to realise that didn't mean shit.

I'm a self-employed tour guide. I travel the world and listen to people complain about how it's impossible to buy the Daily Mail in Cuba or get a decent boiled egg in Boston and their entire holiday is ruined because the curtains don't match the duvet cover.

Some of the godforsaken crapholes I work in have very little internet access.
This is my excuse for the fact that my weekly scores will go up and down like a bulimic's breakfast.

Town/City: Cleethorpes

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12/05/12 20:00:21

I don't know why we eat here. The food is shi'ite.

12/05/12 20:01:03

Freak hurricane leaves a trailer destruction.

21/07/12 20:02:32

17/07/12 20:00:56

Ooh Terry, you've really come out of your shell.

05/07/12 11:00:57

Jack knew from an early age his brother was the favourite.

18/06/12 20:00:44

At Match.com, you will meet singles you are genuinely compatible with.

13/08/12 11:04:30

Jim is his own worst nightmare.

15/07/12 20:00:38

Pork with Apple source.

21/06/12 20:00:50

Every which way but loos.

19/06/12 20:02:52

27/07/12 11:02:32

You must have grown a foot since I last saw you.

24/07/12 20:00:32

06/07/12 11:00:53

Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?
I was told to feed this ravenous alligator whilst smeared in raw chicken.
Injury Lawyers 4U got me �24 compensation.

07/06/12 11:42:59

Torquing Heads.

18/05/12 11:13:53

21/07/12 20:25:26

Suspicious minder.

18/07/12 11:15:11

A shit on the side.

09/07/12 20:00:15

♪♪ Like a brat out of hell....♪♪

14/06/12 11:01:31

The only thing we couldn't fit on was the mirror, but Denzil's bringing that on his moped.

13/06/12 20:00:32

Kenya see me mum?

10/06/12 20:01:46

19/07/12 20:12:56

This used to be a great place until it went bust.

15/07/12 11:05:35

02/07/12 11:01:04

It's amazing how low a coke addict will stoop.

16/06/12 11:09:51

Removes all dirt, odours and foreign bodies.

15/06/12 20:01:18

19/05/12 20:10:46

Grandpa prayed the recession would end before they had to eat the other child's legs.

23/04/12 20:04:39

20/07/12 11:17:52

Final diary recording:
My exploration is going very well. I have found an unusual new species of bird.
Oi you little bugger stop pecking my water bottle....

16/07/12 20:07:13

09/07/12 11:03:08

26/06/12 11:00:17

Kindergarden cop.

14/06/12 11:00:23

Pour working conditions.

22/05/12 20:01:09

21/05/12 20:00:17

Obi Wanker Nobi

08/05/12 12:31:26

A stab in the park.

02/08/12 20:00:29

31/07/12 20:00:14

Unfortunately pot death runs in our family.

28/07/12 11:06:31

This should rule out another hung parliament.

23/07/12 20:07:15

With friends like that who needs enemas?

04/07/12 11:00:18

Barry was the exhibitionist, Sid was a little more koi.

02/07/12 11:00:34

That's the last time we use Vanish.

15/06/12 20:00:14

High whisk activity.

26/04/12 20:00:28

21/07/12 11:02:40

The nap on this carpet is excellent.

11/07/12 20:00:25

10/07/12 11:13:28

Sandra, have you been using Bounce in the dryer again?

06/07/12 21:41:26

Fright hair on Elm Street.

04/07/12 20:05:15

Some people really are hoopless.

29/06/12 11:00:41

last comments (total: 37)

Inspired by Dummer Solstice 20:05

(caption author)

21/07/12
8:54pm

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Chromehenge. [Linda D]

duh of course, ta.

(caption author)

21/07/12
12:33am

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Gimp my ride. [Linda D]

On the last day at Glastonbury you've got no choice! The floor in the Portaloo is the cleanest surface in there!

20/07/12
10:07pm

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I refuse to take this shit lying down. [Linda D]

Gimp my ride maybe?

20/07/12
8:45pm

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Gimp my ride. [Linda D]

Shocking!

20/07/12
12:03pm

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Pity in pink. [Linda D]

That might work better, but I reckon it needs an extra nom to fit the tune ;p

(caption author)

19/07/12
1:30pm

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Mmm nom nom nom
♪dough dough, dough dough dough♪ [Linda D]

I like this but how about.
♪Mmm-nom nom...dough dough, dough dough dough,♪

19/07/12
1:24pm

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Mmm nom nom nom
♪dough dough, dough dough dough♪ [Linda D]

Good one but would of preferred Jack. Who's he?

19/07/12
12:20pm

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Jacwho?zzi. [Linda D]

I'm imagining, I'm imagining...

17/07/12
8:20pm

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Bite thize. [Linda D]

Clever. I can imagine the lisp that might result from having one of these in my mouth!

(admin)

17/07/12
8:17pm

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Bite thize. [Linda D]