The lads of the 737 await news on the lifting of the hosepipe ban.

08/06/12 11:45:06

I spy with my little eye something beginning with F.

08/06/12 11:02:49

An ambulance, a fire engine, several rescue workers... it's just an accident waiting to happen.

08/06/12 11:16:13

House warming party.

08/06/12 11:50:13

"Do you think those sausages need a minute or two more?"

08/06/12 12:43:29

“Well lads, that takes care of our little squatter problem.”

08/06/12 12:23:04

Don't just sit there, arson around

08/06/12 12:35:49

Right lads. 2 more minutes before our shifts starts. please finish your cigarettes.

08/06/12 11:01:09

Er, lads, I don't think this 'fight fire with fire' idea is working.

08/06/12 15:56:44

Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!"

08/06/12 11:29:04

"How do you know which one is Arthur Brown's house?"

08/06/12 12:02:58

"No, I bought them last time. It was your turn to bring the marshmallows."

08/06/12 11:39:39

Health and Safety committee assess whether the emergency services can start their work.

08/06/12 11:34:35

Butterfingered bearer drops Olympic torch just outside Crewe.

08/06/12 11:30:40

Come home to a real fire- buy a house in Australia.

08/06/12 11:01:05

I love You Walter White

08/06/12 18:26:17

"Right boys the TV crew is on its way, blacken your faces and run around looking busy."

08/06/12 13:40:26

It was the third call this week about the Jones' sex being on fire.

08/06/12 11:37:47

The rogue fireman acted with evil in tent.

08/06/12 11:27:47

The street theater version of Towering Inferno was a huge success.

08/06/12 11:15:56

the new houses were hot property

08/06/12 11:03:53

Arsonists annual camp holiday ruined by 999 call

08/06/12 12:48:13

Is it Thursday?? No, its Fireday

08/06/12 11:15:28

Brew Watch.

08/06/12 11:13:27

"Help, Can anyone hear me?, I'm a celebrity get me out of here!"

08/06/12 11:06:34

Tom "These forest fires don't half dragon"

08/06/12 11:04:55

'Bung another shrimp on mate.'

09/06/12 9:37:45

'Lads, take a break ... we don't want you to burn yourselves out'

08/06/12 14:48:26

Arseplay

08/06/12 14:06:09

"Well don't just sit there looking at it.... pass me the biscuit tin!"

08/06/12 13:58:23

In solemn harmony: "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.."

10/06/12 1:23:40

As the light aircraft plunged into the house, Dave knew his three Jacks had Trevor's two pair beaten

08/06/12 11:50:15

Team GB take care of the Olympic Torch

08/06/12 11:22:52

A view from behind the judges on "Britain's Got Emergencies"

09/06/12 11:37:18

Tentivally watching as chestnuts roast by rhe open fire

09/06/12 8:56:03

Thunderbirds have a field day.

08/06/12 23:35:22

These Health and Safety rules! means we have to stay in the shade till Burt gets back from the Chemist with the Sun Cream, we don't want to get burnt do we.

08/06/12 13:19:15

We've called the London Fire Brigade, they say they'll be round next month sometime.

08/06/12 12:59:08

"Well the Talking Heads did warn us they'd do this!"

08/06/12 12:55:31

If your house is on fire don't dial 101. It's the non-emergency number.

08/06/12 12:54:17

No rush on this one boys, it's only Peter Andre's house

08/06/12 12:33:30

Question: - How do you know you have a sub standard Fire Service?
Answer: - When the fire is moving faster than the fire fighters.

08/06/12 12:15:23

... it's all right lads, finish your tea ... I have'nt heard any screams yet"

08/06/12 12:12:32

The come dine with me production crew decided to sit this one out, when Big Jock McTavish got out the meths as an apartife, and then lit one up.

08/06/12 12:11:12

Emergency Services decide to surprise one of their colleagues with a 60 Minute MakeUnder.

08/06/12 11:45:07

The boys relaxed outside as Mrs C prepared Flambe Chicken

08/06/12 11:30:40

You lot better move quick or you'll get fired

08/06/12 11:18:11

Heston Blumenthal makes flame grilled spare ribs.

08/06/12 11:17:59

I guess that's the end of the bar BQ ranch house.

08/06/12 11:17:22

Fire watchers.

08/06/12 11:13:30