She was suffering from mooring sickness.

12/06/12 11:31:41

Yet another funny one liner.

12/06/12 11:32:29

Often, Sally would sit on the dock of the bay, just wasting twine.

12/06/12 11:05:01

Helen is on the port again.

12/06/12 11:03:58

Ann Kerr

12/06/12 11:00:07

Katy Ferry

12/06/12 11:38:34

Snooze liner

12/06/12 11:13:36

"Bloody Greeks couldn't afford enough fuel, I had to pull it the last 100 miles with my teeth."

12/06/12 12:34:12

Daddy PLEASE its only 102.000.000

12/06/12 11:36:37

Is this for Rhodes?
No, it's a ship you moron.

12/06/12 11:17:18

Susie practices standing at 45 degrees after hearing that the Captain of this cruise is Francesco Schettino

12/06/12 12:22:06

Snorer the Explorer

12/06/12 12:08:42

Costa Cruise navigation officer prepares for next voyage.

12/06/12 11:13:00

Sally spent weeks practising for her passing out parade.

12/06/12 11:02:06

Eye Liner

12/06/12 11:01:47

Making hammockery of sailing.

12/06/12 12:15:05

Honey for old rope.

12/06/12 11:26:22

Miss... the boat.

12/06/12 11:18:26

Can all passenger with priority boarding on this first ever RyanAir cruise please make their way to the rope.

12/06/12 11:04:57

Jane regretted allowing the captain to show her the ropes.

12/06/12 11:00:48

The blonde was asked to keep an eye on the rigging.

12/06/12 11:00:33

I see someone got spliced last night.

12/06/12 18:27:52

Gemma misjudged the captain's orders to 'hit the port and pull the anchor'.

12/06/12 12:13:15

Don't leave me this wave.

12/06/12 11:46:40

Maiden Voyage.

12/06/12 11:32:51

Scrutiny on the Bounty.

12/06/12 11:24:29

Earlier on she had not appeared that way inclined

12/06/12 11:10:51

The cruise was fine but the water skiing was shit .

12/06/12 11:00:38

Sharon stoned.

14/06/12 10:38:06

If you would like to proceed and pay for your cruise please stay on the line.

12/06/12 23:20:22

She put her body on the line

12/06/12 21:50:30

Wet Dream.

12/06/12 19:22:59

It was a hard way to learn the ropes.

12/06/12 18:57:01

A trip on a liner

12/06/12 15:12:34

Brenda was dock-tired

12/06/12 13:23:18

Sea snore

12/06/12 12:23:48

Land Ho!

12/06/12 12:04:51

Sally would just lie around hoping to spot buoys

12/06/12 11:18:35

K&O Cruises.

12/06/12 11:17:28

Passenger over bored!

12/06/12 11:15:42

I bought a Russian bride on-line , which included shipping Fee.

12/06/12 11:13:47

Penelope,cruise.

12/06/12 11:00:32

Passenger List

13/06/12 1:14:36

After the booze cruise Louise was feeling ropey

12/06/12 23:04:03

She wanted to tie the knot ... but
He didn't want strings attached

12/06/12 20:50:14

♪♫Don’t rock the boat baby♪♫

12/06/12 19:23:43

now that's what i call a wedgy .

12/06/12 18:02:59

"Ahh, sleep at mast"

12/06/12 17:34:40

♪'Friggin' in the riggin'♪♪

12/06/12 14:49:21

Bird on a rope

12/06/12 14:43:48