Lawrence of Suburbia

03/05/12 12:04:21

'If puff the magic dragon loses another tooth he can keep the bloody thing!'

13/10/11 11:48:57

"Hello mate. The lounge in the flat you're selling; Is it standard size?"

"Hang on mate I'll just find out!"

01/11/11 12:19:53

Heap Frog

09/04/12 11:17:15

Doe zing

24/04/12 22:41:20

Good food......beer.......excellent. Now how do I get through that fucking door?

23/03/12 11:09:51

"That was evil!".
"What was?"
"I'm saying nothing!"

07/04/12 23:58:20

'For christ sake Mum I said I wanted something from Boneo not Borneo'

24/03/12 11:47:32

Star Wars meets Deliverance

08/05/12 11:44:20

Miss Kazakhstan fancied her chances this year because she wanted world peace.

25/04/12 15:04:26

Ensure the rabbit is rested prior to baking

24/04/12 22:43:27

Actually it's a question.

24/10/11 14:16:38

After too much Chardonnay, Quentin was pleased the host had provided a rubber sick bag.

24/08/12 9:42:52

After spending his dinner money on fags, Stefan decided to strangle the bitch for her cod and chips.

24/05/12 13:42:36

The circus got a mixed reaction

27/04/12 7:26:56

'Single person likes films computer games and masturbating. Seeks blind stunner'

25/04/12 15:55:26

Leap frog gone wrong

09/04/12 11:05:00

CONFIRMED - BBC pays peanuts

06/04/12 20:13:59

Javelin / shot putt / discus ........ Gervinho, what's the last throwing event?

Triple Jump? Oh dear!

08/11/11 21:27:09

Sarah regretted wearing the peanut flavoured edible panties

03/11/11 22:54:24

Ummmmmmm? Nah. No idea what it says. How's pac-man?

10/10/11 20:49:41

I'm checking my weeeeeeeeemail

21/06/12 20:37:06

Hog blog

21/06/12 20:35:20

Gary Coleman comes out of hiding and asks "What you talking about Willis?"

11/06/12 11:31:39

Mum?

09/06/12 20:05:11

Muriel this pace maker is playing up again

03/06/12 20:01:03

Nympho stratus

25/04/12 20:25:31

Women are cleaners. Men are on Mars.

24/04/12 18:36:51

The Da Vinci Fauxed

05/04/12 11:11:40

They love a high street sale

25/03/12 9:50:25

## today's the day the redded hairs have their picnic ##

27/10/11 20:24:54

"Sarah. Why are those dalmatians sucking your tits?"

08/10/11 13:36:21

footsie hedge fondle

08/07/12 23:11:11

Chris the redeemer

06/07/12 14:09:44

Coop poop

02/07/12 21:20:32

That new goldfish of yours is corking

02/07/12 11:56:47

"This stool's uncomfortable"
"That's his arm you dummy!"

22/06/12 14:28:02

Harriet had an unkempt bush

15/06/12 8:08:21

Arthur decided to give camping a go

09/06/12 20:03:23

Welcome to the Kabul Hilton we hope you have a nice holiday!

25/08/12 11:08:55

As it started to vibrate, Gerald returned it to Nadine's handbag!

24/08/12 15:12:56

Piss flaps

24/08/12 15:09:29

PC Plum scores a hit with the Balamory weapon amnesty

30/07/12 21:42:37

They bought the house because it had residents' barking.

30/07/12 11:44:38

The 3 pigs thought fuck it we'll save on costs and build all 3 together.

30/07/12 11:43:37

Tree House

30/07/12 11:38:44

Rihanna "Well Beyonce you just had to wonder - if you were a boy even just for a day...... stupid bitch"

27/07/12 16:30:39

Young fan grabs photo opportunity with Gary Linekar post his Olympic Torch journey.

26/07/12 15:25:32

Bee for 2

25/07/12 11:02:38

Ha Yars n stripes

24/07/12 18:45:29