Wheres me lightsabre, wheres me phone??

08/05/12 11:49:35

Sith Happens

08/05/12 11:01:16

Obi Wanker Nobi

08/05/12 12:31:26

The Empire snorts Crack

08/05/12 12:09:35

Wouldn't like to meet him down a Darth alleyway.

08/05/12 12:20:27

"If you took off your hood and listened .The man is drowning and needs a life saver."

08/05/12 11:11:19

Hoody-One Kenobi.

08/05/12 11:07:36

Return of the Red Eye

08/05/12 11:05:38

Use the force... I don't think the extra strong mints are going to mask it.

08/05/12 13:18:50

Star Wars meets Deliverance

08/05/12 11:44:20

Neville proved more adept at attracting moths than the ladies.

08/05/12 11:37:37

The face of
Menopause!!!!

08/05/12 13:03:24

That doesn't look like a new Light Sabre?
No, I bought it off Luke Skywalker when he got his Second Hand.

08/05/12 11:37:09

Clive knew he had a bad dose of Sithilis, but just had a problem with doctors touching him.

08/05/12 11:24:11

Assault and Battery.

08/05/12 11:07:40

The Empire snorts gak.

08/05/12 11:06:40

Thankfully for the species, as a Stars Wars fan, he won't reproduce.

08/05/12 11:05:14

At last Chewbacca has a shave and puts some proper clothes on.

08/05/12 11:03:22

Repelling an attack from The Imperial Leather.

08/05/12 19:13:08

Luke and Leia strongly deny all allegations of incest.

08/05/12 16:14:08

No Likey No Lighty

08/05/12 14:42:07

Listen sweetheart, it's your life and you can make your own decisions... but are you sure you really love him?

08/05/12 12:38:16

When a man has a long pole that can light up your life you should sabre the moment .

08/05/12 11:19:38

Revenge of T. Smith.

08/05/12 11:09:35

This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.

08/05/12 11:05:15

Sabre Wolf.

08/05/12 11:04:34

"That looks a heavy rod."
"No it's a light sabre."

08/05/12 11:01:53

May the Fourth be with you

08/05/12 11:00:21