I find your lack of ID disturbing

Fans gritted their teeth through new plot twists in Lost Season 10

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The Amy Winehouse Diet was deadly effective

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So nearly done the winehouse thing lol.

Dan Dan

04/12/11
10:43am

Phodography

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Nan, have you PYSL?

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Ace! I certainly did!

Coz Mackenzie

02/11/10
12:09am

"Not gon' tell you again. Cover with yo hand when you enter yo PIN."

"I'm teachin' you fools some basic rules!"

Clive's Super Mario hallucinations had caused him nothing but trouble

President Ahmadinejad proudly revealed where he was hiding the WMDs

What are those two girls .... [only kidding]

"Quick March! Left, Right, Left, Right, Left ........ *ahem* Right"

Favoured by chavs, iPhone app "Angry Words"

"My people love me," maintained Gaddafi as he hastily reinforced his escape vehicle

Finally an explanation for Guy Pearce's acting

pmsl singlee and on the lookout for a maaan

Step 3. Dispatch the mother-in-law

Pictured here, the RMT Union vote on a series of concerns including the meagre £50,000 driver salary, Bob Crow's paltry £91,646, and the rising costs of red noses and squirty flowers.

As Candice wheeled out his cock ring she began having second thoughts about the shoot

Ant and Dec continue to search in vain for Britains with Talent, humoured by nursing home staff

Al Qaeda splinter cells rife in London

After 8 long marriages, Elizabeth Taylor finally pronounced dead

Sun, Sex and Suspicious Skirts

Harry Potter and the Accursed Overdue Library Book

nod to 11:05, 11:43

Sgt's tight pants were chafing his helmet

Getting stuck in that groyne had ruined Mike's scuba gear

The tragic moment narcolepsy claimed another climbing victim

A career in proctology was a long way off for Marie but the passion was clear from an early age

Gap Jeans presents "The Arsehole Collection"

A year on, Elmo's loveshack still failed to woo Miss Piggy.

The Paralympics begin with baseball for groin strainees

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realising that cats cannot talk nor do they possess higher brain functions, realises he must be dreaming.

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The Martian bacteria enjoyed a vacuous atmosphere and put up little resistance when Jordan married it

Another triumph for BBC3's "Don't Tell The Bride"

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CSI had no trouble identifying the victims, thanks to Igor's skill in taxidermy

He liked a milky drink before bed

CERN scientists momentarily reverse gravity, causing nuclear meltdowns, urban devastation and inconvenience for pedestrians on a rainy day

If Carlsberg refuelled fire hydrants

Herdrant

Bob would soon be feeding the birds

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Bonus photo! This is one of mine and will be shown at an exhibition in London. I've been asked for a title and I can't think of anything (at least, anything that doesn't involve obvious "pride" references). Would appreciate your help!

Chris B

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The exhibition is this one in case anyone's interested.

Chris Beach

(admin)

25/05/11
12:11pm

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Any chance of having our caption quotas increased because of this?

Haha!

Rob Falconer

25/05/11
01:25pm

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so very simple but still manages to capture your imagination...the image is also very interesting...haw hee haw

Craig Eddie

25/05/11
01:41pm

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@Rob - deal

Chris Beach

(admin)

25/05/11
01:59pm

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Best of luck with your exhibition! Wish the increased caption quota was of some use to me ;)

Mike Bradford

25/05/11
02:26pm

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Angels on strike and The Rapture delayed, another disappointing Monday morning for The Second Coming.

The source was strong with this one

"Britain's Feckless Fathers" receives record numbers of complaints to Channel 5

"Being a house husband? Easy. This morning I did the washing, baby bath, ironing, and now I'm feeding Bobby... If I can find the little tike"

The "naughty step" hadn't worked

Extreme Fishermen flock to Japan

Bob anchored his feet and prepared for some deep sea fishing

Later on...