Breaking news: Last month's winning caption has been changed to Dali llama, Mr. Beach's daughter has been safely returned and stone face has been duly pounded. Howevever, for some reason the caption is now on the picture of a kangaroo holding its tail.
AHHH! THAT ANON!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE !?!? With all this seething hatred I have for Anon (I could boil an egg with my blood), I went after the Dali Llama. I thought to myself, there's got to be some association here, why's Anon angling for "The Dali Llama"? Then I thought maybe Anon is the Dali Llama, or the other way around, and he wants all the votes off caption.me to himself so he can swim in a massive vote splurge like Scrooge McDuck, so I took the first flight to Tibet only to realise that the Dalai Lama lived in India (Anon, I again blame you for this - I want a full refund for that plane ticket to Tibet, no actually, all my travel expenses to exact my cunning revenge on you) but when I reached India, it turned out that the Dalai Lama wasn't Anon. So I thought to myself, where's that Anon hiding? - "I know!" Me exclaimed, so I got the next flight to LebAnon. Me's coming for you Anon!!!! (and that's four exclamation marks to show that I'M QUADRUPLY SERIOUS)
I have waited three long exhausting days to achieve my quest for the identity of Anon to present themself (unfortunately I don't have the luxury of insider information, hint hint Chris Beach). So James, you were Anon all along? It was you, in the living room with the iPhone? I demand you pay my medical bills after my jaw dropped through the floor after this untimely SHOCK REVELATION. I told you that I'm quadruply serious, please don't make me become QUINTUPLY SERIOUS!!!!!
NNNOOOOO!!!!! Robbed of Anon's identity yet again!! The mystery continues and to think I was going to suggest pistols at dawn to resolve this whole thing once and for all. You take your pistol and I take mine and we try to shoot at one another from whichever parts of the country we're based in. The only problem would be that I'm sure we'd both end up with broken monitors, like the last time I tried this with a digital opponent...
Guys, you're missing the bigger picture here. Anon isn't human. It's a glitch in the Matrix which occurred when the Terminators were created. Whilst the Terminator's mission was simple, Anon was forgotten about and had to find its own purpose in life. It chose Caption.me. We have to live with it going forward and head quarters has suggested that we reply to any Anon comment with, "Awwww Bubba, who is a cheeky anonymous bubba bubs". Hope this clarifies the situation. I've just drank a bottle of wine so apologies for spelling and grammar mistakes.
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Breaking news: Last month's winning caption has been changed to Dali llama, Mr. Beach's daughter has been safely returned and stone face has been duly pounded.
Howevever, for some reason the caption is now on the picture of a kangaroo holding its tail.
12:25pm
AHHH! THAT ANON!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE !?!? With all this seething hatred I have for Anon (I could boil an egg with my blood), I went after the Dali Llama. I thought to myself, there's got to be some association here, why's Anon angling for "The Dali Llama"? Then I thought maybe Anon is the Dali Llama, or the other way around, and he wants all the votes off caption.me to himself so he can swim in a massive vote splurge like Scrooge McDuck, so I took the first flight to Tibet only to realise that the Dalai Lama lived in India (Anon, I again blame you for this - I want a full refund for that plane ticket to Tibet, no actually, all my travel expenses to exact my cunning revenge on you) but when I reached India, it turned out that the Dalai Lama wasn't Anon. So I thought to myself, where's that Anon hiding? - "I know!" Me exclaimed, so I got the next flight to LebAnon. Me's coming for you Anon!!!! (and that's four exclamation marks to show that I'M QUADRUPLY SERIOUS)
8:56am
I have waited three long exhausting days to achieve my quest for the identity of Anon to present themself (unfortunately I don't have the luxury of insider information, hint hint Chris Beach). So James, you were Anon all along? It was you, in the living room with the iPhone? I demand you pay my medical bills after my jaw dropped through the floor after this untimely SHOCK REVELATION. I told you that I'm quadruply serious, please don't make me become QUINTUPLY SERIOUS!!!!!
10:18am
Sorry Glyn, it was just me pretending to be Stoneface pretending to be Anon, so the truth is still out there...
7:57pm
NNNOOOOO!!!!! Robbed of Anon's identity yet again!! The mystery continues and to think I was going to suggest pistols at dawn to resolve this whole thing once and for all. You take your pistol and I take mine and we try to shoot at one another from whichever parts of the country we're based in. The only problem would be that I'm sure we'd both end up with broken monitors, like the last time I tried this with a digital opponent...
8:17pm
Guys, you're missing the bigger picture here. Anon isn't human. It's a glitch in the Matrix which occurred when the Terminators were created. Whilst the Terminator's mission was simple, Anon was forgotten about and had to find its own purpose in life. It chose Caption.me. We have to live with it going forward and head quarters has suggested that we reply to any Anon comment with, "Awwww Bubba, who is a cheeky anonymous bubba bubs". Hope this clarifies the situation. I've just drank a bottle of wine so apologies for spelling and grammar mistakes.
9:23pm
Fucking Skynet. First Judgement Day, then Anon, what next?
8:43am