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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks.Stay safe and happy captioning. --Troompa Loompa
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 8:50:09 |
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
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🎵 Relieving on a jet plane. 🎵 24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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23/11/21 12:04:59 |
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Not exactly cutting hedge technology. 25/03/24 20:09:26, edited: 25/03/24 20:13:37 |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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27/06/20 12:00:12 |
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Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. 😊--Troompa Loompa
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10/07/19 20:00:10 |
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Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 20:30:03 |
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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 8:31:55 |
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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
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20/06/14 13:02:51 |
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New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 12:40:39 |
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08/02/13 20:09:45 |
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@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
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"That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06 |
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"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41 |
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10/08/19 20:35:10 |
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"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 8:56:53 |
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Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
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Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 8:25:29 |
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28/05/12 20:00:34 |
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01/04/12 20:05:39 |
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"I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy." 22/05/22 20:10:33 |
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Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant. 16/07/20 21:08:28 |
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15/01/17 21:06:30 |
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Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
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25/07/16 12:05:38 |
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best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly
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Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself. 13/03/21 20:00:09 |
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25/01/15 20:22:45 |
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Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 12:05:38 |
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This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 12:39:59 |
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19/09/13 12:22:01 |
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Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23 |
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15/02/13 12:17:59 |
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I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
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Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48 |
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21/01/13 20:09:25 |
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"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN." 24/08/12 12:02:54 |
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17/06/12 11:17:55 |
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01/06/12 20:00:26 |
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"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray." 15/05/12 12:17:25 |
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21/04/12 11:00:09 |
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Have you met the wife? --John Glover
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Shrine for man killed in flower accident. 10/04/12 11:03:54 |
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01/04/12 20:00:07 |
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"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion." 09/06/14 12:29:49 |
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28/05/13 0:02:44 |
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Cheers Pete! --Michael Winner
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28/09/12 20:00:08 |
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03/09/12 20:00:08 |
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A train will be along in a minute torso. 07/06/12 20:18:29 |
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Sat 20:00:37 |
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23/03/24 20:34:22 |
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Dave decided to look up an old girlfriend. 02/01/22 20:36:27 |
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"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?" 27/06/21 20:03:46 |
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"... and you can feel temperature? What are you?" --Willie Johnson
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He's having difficulty logging out. 03/06/21 12:02:50 |
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The original food bank was just firing peas to poor people. 14/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Dave had never delivered puppies before. 11/05/20 12:46:23 |
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Vet he was a bit nervous. --Woofer 6
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Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 13:04:42 |
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"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47 |
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So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis
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12/07/16 12:23:22 |
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13/01/15 8:50:16 |
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05/04/24 12:12:06 |
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"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?" 18/04/21 20:11:21 |
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He only just managed to fit in the Subway. 20/05/20 20:04:59 |
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03/02/15 12:12:35 |
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Beat me too it...hehe ;-) --Tiny Alien
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One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest 25/07/14 12:24:14 |
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Jane is part of a motorcycle display team. 10/07/14 9:42:50 |
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22/06/14 12:00:11 |
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Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park. 14/03/14 21:10:57 |
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08/09/13 14:05:12 |
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31/08/13 20:09:11 |
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10/06/13 8:29:35 |
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"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard." 01/06/13 20:13:45 |
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The more I read it, the more I like it. --Neil Mackenzie
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Under attack from terror-wrists. 13/03/13 20:53:33 |
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Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it. --Neil Mackenzie
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27/01/13 9:49:31 |
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StarShit Enterprise. --Ross Davidson
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09/09/12 9:30:19 |
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Don't forget to log out before you leave the office. 25/08/12 20:00:11 |
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12/08/12 19:50:14 |
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Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea. 28/07/12 11:08:06 |
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"But the recipe said to add a little Basil." 28/07/12 11:05:24 |
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14/06/12 11:00:08 |
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Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters. 03/06/12 20:16:19 |
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26/05/12 11:23:16 |
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10/03/24 12:22:49, edited: 10/03/24 12:24:01 |
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"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with." 13/06/21 20:06:52 |
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After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection. 23/04/21 12:29:06 |
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He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 S.W.A.L.K. like an Egyptian...🎵 20/04/21 8:50:34 |
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How did I miss this? Great caption :-) --Nina Dutton
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13/04/21 12:06:48 |
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27/02/21 20:00:11 |
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03/01/21 10:44:22 |
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15/05/20 12:37:32 |
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Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing. 25/04/20 20:04:23 |
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15/04/20 12:06:52 |
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Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl. 18/03/20 12:00:06 |
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"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door." 24/02/20 20:31:01 |
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Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 8:39:21 |
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"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33 |
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03/02/15 20:00:09 |
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Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36 |
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Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 12:54:33 |
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Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner
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"C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 12:16:50 |
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"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 21:26:08 |
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"....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 9:51:58 |
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That darn narcolepsy. Always striking when you least expect it.
8:13pm
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Dave asda have a nap at the most inopportune moment. [Troompa Loompa]
Does that mean that kid is a son of a Beach?
7:56pm
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"I'll be fuming if I've let you bury me up to my neck in sand and nobody captions me as 'Chris Beach'". [Troompa Loompa]
Dogs were abolished in 1987?
8:38pm
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"Does he have a license? No, dogs haven’t needed a license since they were abolished in 1987." [Troompa Loompa]
It took me till 2016 to get rid of mine
10:03pm
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"Does he have a license? No, dogs haven’t needed a license since they were abolished in 1987." [Troompa Loompa]
Mermaid in Dagenham
1:32pm
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The UK remake of Splash didn't have quite the same budget as the Hollywood original. [Troompa Loompa]
Where's the rest of the fleet?
1:32pm
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The all new environmentally friendly hot air balloon powered by politicians' speeches. [Troompa Loompa]
They just need to catch up. Maybe they’re not so fleet.
1:40pm
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The all new environmentally friendly hot air balloon powered by politicians' speeches. [Troompa Loompa]
It's a raspberry now.
2:50pm
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"But Daddy, you said it was a peach." [Troompa Loompa]
Well, at least he's through circumcising it.
9:02pm
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"No sir, that's the umbilical cord, not his penis." [Troompa Loompa]
Would that be Lesley Hornby, AKA Twiggy?
8:09pm
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Hornby, Airfix etc... [Troompa Loompa]