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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks.Stay safe and happy captioning. --Troompa Loompa
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 8:50:09 |
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
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🎵 Relieving on a jet plane. 🎵 24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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23/11/21 12:04:59 |
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Not exactly cutting hedge technology. 25/03/24 20:09:26, edited: 25/03/24 20:13:37 |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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27/06/20 12:00:12 |
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Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. 😊--Troompa Loompa
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10/07/19 20:00:10 |
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Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 20:30:03 |
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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 8:31:55 |
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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D --Troompa Loompa
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20/06/14 13:02:51 |
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New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 12:40:39 |
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08/02/13 20:09:45 |
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@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
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"That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06 |
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"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41 |
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10/08/19 20:35:10 |
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"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 8:56:53 |
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Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
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Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 8:25:29 |
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28/05/12 20:00:34 |
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01/04/12 20:05:39 |
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"I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy." 22/05/22 20:10:33 |
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Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant. 16/07/20 21:08:28 |
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15/01/17 21:06:30 |
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Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
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25/07/16 12:05:38 |
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best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly
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Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself. 13/03/21 20:00:09 |
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25/01/15 20:22:45 |
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Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 12:05:38 |
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This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 12:39:59 |
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19/09/13 12:22:01 |
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Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23 |
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15/02/13 12:17:59 |
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I've soiled myself laughing. --Spud Gunn
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Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48 |
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21/01/13 20:09:25 |
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"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN." 24/08/12 12:02:54 |
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17/06/12 11:17:55 |
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01/06/12 20:00:26 |
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"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray." 15/05/12 12:17:25 |
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21/04/12 11:00:09 |
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Have you met the wife? --John Glover
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Shrine for man killed in flower accident. 10/04/12 11:03:54 |
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01/04/12 20:00:07 |
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"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion." 09/06/14 12:29:49 |
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28/05/13 0:02:44 |
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Cheers Pete! --Michael Winner
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28/09/12 20:00:08 |
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03/09/12 20:00:08 |
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A train will be along in a minute torso. 07/06/12 20:18:29 |
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23/03/24 20:34:22 |
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Dave decided to look up an old girlfriend. 02/01/22 20:36:27 |
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"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?" 27/06/21 20:03:46 |
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"... and you can feel temperature? What are you?" --Willie Johnson
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He's having difficulty logging out. 03/06/21 12:02:50 |
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The original food bank was just firing peas to poor people. 14/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Dave had never delivered puppies before. 11/05/20 12:46:23 |
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Vet he was a bit nervous. --Woofer 6
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Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 13:04:42 |
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"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47 |
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So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT." --Greg Curtis
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12/07/16 12:23:22 |
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13/01/15 8:50:16 |
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05/04/24 12:12:06 |
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"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?" 18/04/21 20:11:21 |
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He only just managed to fit in the Subway. 20/05/20 20:04:59 |
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03/02/15 12:12:35 |
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Beat me too it...hehe ;-) --Tiny Alien
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One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest 25/07/14 12:24:14 |
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Jane is part of a motorcycle display team. 10/07/14 9:42:50 |
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22/06/14 12:00:11 |
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Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park. 14/03/14 21:10:57 |
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08/09/13 14:05:12 |
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31/08/13 20:09:11 |
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10/06/13 8:29:35 |
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"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard." 01/06/13 20:13:45 |
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The more I read it, the more I like it. --Neil Mackenzie
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Under attack from terror-wrists. 13/03/13 20:53:33 |
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Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it. --Neil Mackenzie
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27/01/13 9:49:31 |
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StarShit Enterprise. --Ross Davidson
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09/09/12 9:30:19 |
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Don't forget to log out before you leave the office. 25/08/12 20:00:11 |
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12/08/12 19:50:14 |
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Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea. 28/07/12 11:08:06 |
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"But the recipe said to add a little Basil." 28/07/12 11:05:24 |
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14/06/12 11:00:08 |
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Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters. 03/06/12 20:16:19 |
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26/05/12 11:23:16 |
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10/03/24 12:22:49, edited: 10/03/24 12:24:01 |
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"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with." 13/06/21 20:06:52 |
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After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection. 23/04/21 12:29:06 |
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He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 S.W.A.L.K. like an Egyptian...🎵 20/04/21 8:50:34 |
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How did I miss this? Great caption :-) --Nina Dutton
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13/04/21 12:06:48 |
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27/02/21 20:00:11 |
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03/01/21 10:44:22 |
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15/05/20 12:37:32 |
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Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing. 25/04/20 20:04:23 |
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15/04/20 12:06:52 |
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Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl. 18/03/20 12:00:06 |
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"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door." 24/02/20 20:31:01 |
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Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 8:39:21 |
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"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33 |
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03/02/15 20:00:09 |
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Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36 |
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Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 12:54:33 |
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Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner
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"C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 12:16:50 |
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"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 21:26:08 |
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"....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 9:51:58 |
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Harry looks wrought with gilt. 14/04/14 12:44:04 |
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You may have to explain to anyone under the age of 38.
3:10pm
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Dam you Michael Bloody Fish!" [Troompa Loompa]
I think 'The dog's bollocks' by itself would be better.
11:44pm
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Luke Shaw scoring for England is the dog's bollocks. [Troompa Loompa]
And to think, the Wicked Witch of the East might have lived if Dorothy's farmhouse had landed this way making the Wizard of Oz and entirely different movie. How would Dorothy become the Munchkin's saviour if she doesn't accidentally crush their tyrant?
2:23pm
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"When guests come over, for a laugh Mum puts on stripey socks and ruby slippers then lies underneath." [Troompa Loompa]
Copycat
(Nod to 12.21.01)
Mon 17:02:19
12:07am
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Copycat
(Nod to 12.21.01) [Troompa Loompa]
It's exactly like Capitol Hill.
12:17pm
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"Okay so we've been chasing vehicles for years and we've finally caught one so now what do we do?" [Troompa Loompa]
Only this time he's not embarrassed.
12:28pm
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Police are called out to the 2nd house's penis/ boundary marker incident in as many months. [Troompa Loompa]
It's never a good idea to sit down for tea and cake with Norman in case he says "I'll be Mother"
8:38pm
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Norman Bakes [Troompa Loompa]
Rex has a Rolex?
9:31pm
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"Darling, can you call the vet?"
"Why, has Rex got worms again?"
"No, I've found his missing Rolex." [Troompa Loompa]
It shows your I.Q.
8:38pm
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"What does this button do?" [Troompa Loompa]
Not the first time he's gone off the rails then?
12:11pm
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Contemplating his 17th suicide attempt as he keeps having a soft landing. [Troompa Loompa]