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	lol "C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 11:16:50	16

	"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 20:26:08	16

	creative "....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 8:51:58	16

	Harry looks wrought with gilt. 14/04/14 11:44:04	16

	Vlad the Impala. 15/06/13 19:03:28	16

	The Grim Reader. 22/09/12 20:46:52	16

	LIMBERRRRR! 20/09/12 19:14:56	16

	"This is your captain leaking." 24/08/12 11:35:48	16

	The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing. 11/08/12 13:47:41	16

	Two more banks go under. 04/08/12 10:06:18	3 16

	Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up. 20/07/12 10:07:50	16

	Production line for Heather Mills' spares. 07/06/12 19:09:40	16

	Metal-lica. 10/05/12 10:19:09	1 16

	Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string. 02/05/12 19:36:17	16

	The old building was deserted. 27/08/14 19:00:08	15

	Biggy in the Middle 08/07/14 11:41:46	15

	Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum. 29/05/14 20:40:23	15

	Tom bought it at a car boat sail. 21/04/14 8:55:15	15

	lol Ales from the Crypt. 24/08/13 7:35:21	15

	lol It could be ewe. 15/06/13 11:00:59	15

	lol creative After the Fingerbobs millions dried up, Fingermouse put his sister on the game. 30/03/13 12:04:24	15

	Jack in the Blocks. 05/02/13 21:21:00	15

	Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso. 14/12/12 20:02:56	15

	Don't look so worried Mrs Jones, Dr Shipman is very experienced, he knows exactly what he is doing." 06/12/12 20:27:37	15

	Checking Faithbook. 04/11/12 20:00:06	15

	Cardinal Sin. 04/11/12 12:00:09	15

	"I'm the starter at the Paralympics 100 metres for the hard of hearing." 04/10/12 20:13:41	15

	Wild Bill Hiccup. 06/09/12 11:17:52	15

	Driving Under the Influence of Calpol. 14/06/12 10:00:25	15

	Chilean Minor. 30/05/12 19:01:11	1 15

	After 10 years of listening to his nonsensical rhymes, Dusty Bin could take it no longer and ate Ted Rogers. 04/05/12 19:24:59	15

	Gorilla's in the Miss. 18/04/12 19:00:22	15

	"Great Scott Marty! That's the roses pruned, now we've got to get Back to the Fuscia." 25/03/24 20:18:20	15

	The Rotary Club 08/03/24 20:05:09	15

	When Berlusconi got done for sex with an underage prostitute they threw the book at him. This is his wife choosing the book. 17/06/22 19:48:55	15

	"Nope, doesn't work. I can still hear him scream. That Ridley Scott's full of sh*t!" 09/09/21 19:03:10	15

	lol It's the quickest way to dry him after putting him through the washing machine. 11/08/21 7:31:15	15

	"One's gran was wondering if you'd do us a deep fried swan?" 28/07/21 11:07:43	15

	lol clever Hewlett Peckhard 09/06/21 11:02:07	15

	lol "How about going topless?" "Well I would but I can't paint if I'm cold." 30/04/21 19:02:09	15

	"What do you think of my tits?" "They're grrrrrreat." 07/04/21 11:06:38	1 15
If you like flat, dry and flaky, but knock her up, you can add some milk. --SnapDragon D
	lol Clive Dunny 04/04/21 7:51:26	1 15
The Dads Army commemorative range also contains the phrases ... they don't like it up em,fuzzy worries,we're doomed,stupid boy,mum won't like it uncle Arthur, do you think that's wise sir and many many more --Tony S
	clever Sadly they were separated when Dave was posted overseas. 07/02/21 12:02:33	15

	It was 3 hours before Jane's boss realised she'd actually skived off for the afternoon. 27/06/20 8:09:19	4 15
Good either way although even better with both sentences in my opinion. What I think doesn't matter, I hope you get more votes. --Willie Johnson
	Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi. 06/04/20 11:00:29	15

	Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks. 10/08/19 19:29:12	15

	A European union. 23/06/19 7:06:24	15

	Balance Armstrong 05/09/17 11:15:56	15

	clever They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes. 27/12/16 20:23:25	15

	The Decapthlon 18/08/16 19:01:43	15

	Model T Fjord 07/06/15 19:18:08	1 15

	Period Drama 18/05/15 19:21:56	15

	"I can see a starfish." 17/04/24 19:10:41	14

	Only Pools and Horses 14/04/24 7:06:13	14

	"Is this some kind of joke?" 05/04/24 11:00:32	14

	Dave decided to look up an old friend. 18/03/24 12:30:44	14

	Puss in Beats 19/11/21 12:02:14	14

	"Mirror mirror on the wall...." 26/08/21 7:25:05	14

	"Okay so we've been chasing vehicles for years and we've finally caught one so now what do we do?" 31/07/21 7:27:57	1 14
It's exactly like Capitol Hill. --Glyn Evans
	"Your face or mine?" 18/07/21 11:40:37	14

	Welsh prostitute washes her mouth out in between clients. 08/06/21 11:19:21	14

	Trump has already proven he isn't cut out to be President. 06/06/21 11:05:05	14

	clever "The traffic's murder today." 20/05/21 19:11:04	1 14
... and the murder's traffic. --Willie Johnson
	These soldiers were unable to dodge the draft. 24/04/21 20:11:22	14

	8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskies. 28/03/21 11:07:04	1 14
Disbabling the search function doesn't really help.. ;-) --Guideaux .
	He would never have tried smoking if he hadn't been egged on. 19/06/20 19:16:49	14

	Ken Barlow has a lot of skeletons in the closet....including Deirdre. 26/04/20 11:06:25	14

	"There was this one time, at band camp...." 20/02/20 12:50:27	14

	Cher unhappy with plastic surgeon following her latest facelift. 03/10/17 11:06:33	1 14
Ha, ha! I see the resemblance: "I got...YOU BABE!" --Greg Curtis
	lol creative clever x2 For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby. 02/09/17 13:09:46	14

	The Loft World of Atlantis 07/11/16 20:48:39	14

	clever A minute later Dave tossed himself off. 25/07/16 12:30:03	14

	Devastated at being sacked by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew following yet another disaster in the laboratory, Beaker just couldn't face the fax. 29/09/15 12:13:34	14

	clever When the priest saw her he had a stroke. 04/06/15 19:37:12	2 14
A triple entendre is good for a vote. --Greg Curtis
	lol "Business has quadrupled since we moved to the new premises next to the chemotherapy unit." 31/01/15 12:21:51	14

	Cock or Spaniel 04/08/14 19:19:27	14

	creative "Your hurdles are ready Mr Corbett." 24/07/14 19:17:55	14

	creative x2 Gastric Band of Brothers 24/06/14 11:49:47	14

	creative As a new mother Jill likes to express herself. 25/05/14 9:56:27	14

	Sandra was delighted to be Miss Norfolk for a 3rd successive year. 16/05/14 19:45:39	14

	"We shall Sprite them on the beaches..." 25/03/14 21:43:45	14


creative 06/08/13 20:27:39		1 14
First time a caption's made me laugh out loud in ages. --Michael Monkhouse
	Necra-feelya. 13/06/13 19:09:35	14

	creative x2 #tag 24/05/13 19:06:03	2 14
Excellent- this is one of those original ideas that will get ripped off so much in future that it might become a meme. I'm looking forward to doing it myself :) --Michael Winner
	creative Mirror - Bat Signal - Manoeuvre. 26/01/13 17:25:30	14

	lol "Emu, I just want you to move the aeriel a bit to the left then we can go back inside and watch the Man United game. Don't wrinkle your beak like that at me." 22/01/13 20:29:41	14

	lol creative x3 Last of the Summer Wine does Cool Runnings. 04/01/13 8:53:49	14

	Towed in the hole. 22/12/12 12:07:07	14

	♫ Grease is the Nerd. ♫ 23/11/12 8:00:37	14

	Money for old pope. 04/11/12 12:00:15	14

	"Somebody has piked my drink." 03/11/12 8:00:34	14

	Inlaws and Outlaws. 02/11/12 8:42:52	2 14

	A Beach tree. 24/10/12 19:00:11	14

	Disguise the limit. 01/09/12 11:10:29	14

	"I'm normally fussy about who I date but on this occasion I'll make an exception and go out with a redhead." 26/07/12 10:15:40	14

	The Hanging Garments of Babylon. 27/05/12 10:01:22	14

	"I need to work on my slabs." 22/04/12 10:05:38	14

	Warmwood Shrubs. 13/04/12 19:02:18	14

	Men. 03/04/12 19:00:10	4 14

	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy. 19/03/12 20:00:12	3 14