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Forum Posts | 1 | 111 |
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The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing. 11/08/12 13:47:41 |
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04/08/12 10:06:18 |
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Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up. 20/07/12 10:07:50 |
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Production line for Heather Mills' spares. 07/06/12 19:09:40 |
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10/05/12 10:19:09 |
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Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string. 02/05/12 19:36:17 |
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The old building was deserted. 27/08/14 19:00:08 |
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08/07/14 11:41:46 |
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Sally didn't let having a cleft palate stop her from enjoying bubblegum. 29/05/14 20:40:23 |
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Tom bought it at a car boat sail. 21/04/14 8:55:15 |
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24/08/13 7:35:21 |
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15/06/13 11:00:59 |
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After the Fingerbobs millions dried up, Fingermouse put his sister on the game. 30/03/13 12:04:24 |
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05/02/13 21:21:00 |
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Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso. 14/12/12 20:02:56 |
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Don't look so worried Mrs Jones, Dr Shipman is very experienced, he knows exactly what he is doing." 06/12/12 20:27:37 |
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04/11/12 20:00:06 |
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04/11/12 12:00:09 |
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"I'm the starter at the Paralympics 100 metres for the hard of hearing." 04/10/12 20:13:41 |
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06/09/12 11:17:52 |
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Driving Under the Influence of Calpol. 14/06/12 10:00:25 |
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30/05/12 19:01:11 |
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04/05/12 19:24:59 |
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18/04/12 19:00:22 |
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17/06/22 19:48:55 |
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"Nope, doesn't work. I can still hear him scream. That Ridley Scott's full of sh*t!" 09/09/21 19:03:10 |
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It's the quickest way to dry him after putting him through the washing machine. 11/08/21 7:31:15 |
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"One's gran was wondering if you'd do us a deep fried swan?" 28/07/21 11:07:43 |
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09/06/21 11:02:07 |
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"How about going topless?" 30/04/21 19:02:09 |
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"What do you think of my tits?" 07/04/21 11:06:38 |
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If you like flat, dry and flaky, but knock her up, you can add some milk. --SnapDragon D
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04/04/21 7:51:26 |
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The Dads Army commemorative range also contains the phrases ... they don't like it up em,fuzzy worries,we're doomed,stupid boy,mum won't like it uncle Arthur, do you think that's wise sir and many many more --Tony S
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Sadly they were separated when Dave was posted overseas. 07/02/21 12:02:33 |
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It was 3 hours before Jane's boss realised she'd actually skived off for the afternoon. 27/06/20 8:09:19 |
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Good either way although even better with both sentences in my opinion. What I think doesn't matter, I hope you get more votes. --Willie Johnson
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Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi. 06/04/20 11:00:29 |
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Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks. 10/08/19 19:29:12 |
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23/06/19 7:06:24 |
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05/09/17 11:15:56 |
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They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes. 27/12/16 20:23:25 |
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18/08/16 19:01:43 |
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07/06/15 19:18:08 |
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18/05/15 19:21:56 |
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19/11/21 12:02:14 |
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"Mirror mirror on the wall...." 26/08/21 7:25:05 |
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"Okay so we've been chasing vehicles for years and we've finally caught one so now what do we do?" 31/07/21 7:27:57 |
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It's exactly like Capitol Hill. --Glyn Evans
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18/07/21 11:40:37 |
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Welsh prostitute washes her mouth out in between clients. 08/06/21 11:19:21 |
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Trump has already proven he isn't cut out to be President. 06/06/21 11:05:05 |
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20/05/21 19:11:04 |
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... and the murder's traffic. --Willie Johnson
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These soldiers were unable to dodge the draft. 24/04/21 20:11:22 |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskies. 28/03/21 11:07:04 |
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Disbabling the search function doesn't really help.. ;-) --Guideaux .
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He would never have tried smoking if he hadn't been egged on. 19/06/20 19:16:49 |
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Ken Barlow has a lot of skeletons in the closet....including Deirdre. 26/04/20 11:06:25 |
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"There was this one time, at band camp...." 20/02/20 12:50:27 |
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Cher unhappy with plastic surgeon following her latest facelift. 03/10/17 11:06:33 |
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Ha, ha! I see the resemblance: "I got...YOU BABE!" --Greg Curtis
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For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby. 02/09/17 13:09:46 |
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07/11/16 20:48:39 |
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A minute later Dave tossed himself off. 25/07/16 12:30:03 |
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29/09/15 12:13:34 |
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When the priest saw her he had a stroke. 04/06/15 19:37:12 |
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A triple entendre is good for a vote. --Greg Curtis
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"Business has quadrupled since we moved to the new premises next to the chemotherapy unit." 31/01/15 12:21:51 |
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04/08/14 19:19:27 |
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"Your hurdles are ready Mr Corbett." 24/07/14 19:17:55 |
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24/06/14 11:49:47 |
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As a new mother Jill likes to express herself. 25/05/14 9:56:27 |
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Sandra was delighted to be Miss Norfolk for a 3rd successive year. 16/05/14 19:45:39 |
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"We shall Sprite them on the beaches..." 25/03/14 21:43:45 |
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First time a caption's made me laugh out loud in ages. --Michael Monkhouse
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24/05/13 19:06:03 |
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Excellent- this is one of those original ideas that will get ripped off so much in future that it might become a meme. I'm looking forward to doing it myself :) --Michael Winner
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Mirror - Bat Signal - Manoeuvre. 26/01/13 17:25:30 |
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22/01/13 20:29:41 |
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Last of the Summer Wine does Cool Runnings. 04/01/13 8:53:49 |
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22/12/12 12:07:07 |
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"Somebody has piked my drink." 03/11/12 8:00:34 |
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The Hanging Garments of Babylon. 27/05/12 10:01:22 |
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22/04/12 10:05:38 |
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13/04/12 19:02:18 |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy. 19/03/12 20:00:12 |
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I hope you're better at this than my last 17 guide dogs were. 27/02/12 12:21:13 |
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30/08/14 8:40:23 |
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"You're having me on, this car doesn't have an ejector seeeaaaaa......" 28/08/14 11:39:17 |
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10/08/14 20:16:15 |
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Tom had always wanted to be a drill instructor. 09/08/14 20:48:19 |
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Whenever they went to get sausages, Punch and Judy always fought over the Bill. 08/06/14 19:52:24 |
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"So Mr Pistorius. You say you thought the Nolan Sisters were trying to burgle you?" 18/05/14 22:53:25 |
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Visit Yellowstone and see the world's highest geezer. 30/03/14 19:50:40 |
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"A big mac and large flies please." 07/12/13 10:48:43 |
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That reminds me of the '90's BBC adaptation of Conrad's 'Nostromo', which was filmed somewhere in Africa using actual tribesmen in traditional costume. Unfortunately, the tribesmen refused to take off their Nike trainers, rightly pointing out... --Michael Winner
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Dogs were abolished in 1987?
7:38pm
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"Does he have a license? No, dogs haven’t needed a license since they were abolished in 1987." [Troompa Loompa]
It took me till 2016 to get rid of mine
9:03pm
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"Does he have a license? No, dogs haven’t needed a license since they were abolished in 1987." [Troompa Loompa]
Mermaid in Dagenham
12:32pm
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The UK remake of Splash didn't have quite the same budget as the Hollywood original. [Troompa Loompa]
Where's the rest of the fleet?
12:32pm
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The all new environmentally friendly hot air balloon powered by politicians' speeches. [Troompa Loompa]
They just need to catch up. Maybe they’re not so fleet.
12:40pm
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The all new environmentally friendly hot air balloon powered by politicians' speeches. [Troompa Loompa]
It's a raspberry now.
2:50pm
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"But Daddy, you said it was a peach." [Troompa Loompa]
Well, at least he's through circumcising it.
9:02pm
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"No sir, that's the umbilical cord, not his penis." [Troompa Loompa]
Would that be Lesley Hornby, AKA Twiggy?
8:09pm
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Hornby, Airfix etc... [Troompa Loompa]
His artistic ability has really gone downhill since he drew that picture of Kate Winslet.
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The latest "masterpiece" by Leonardo....Di Caprio. [Troompa Loompa]
lol, very creative!
7:21pm
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The only dinosaur that survived climb-it change. [Troompa Loompa]