Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet.

14/06/12 11:02:45

Harley David's son

14/06/12 11:05:30

A minor speeding offence.

14/06/12 11:00:08

Driving Under the Influence of Calpol.

14/06/12 11:00:25

♪♪ Like a brat out of hell....♪♪

14/06/12 11:01:31

Kindergarden cop.

14/06/12 11:00:23

"You're going to the playpenitentiary."

14/06/12 11:00:37

Micro CHiPs.

14/06/12 11:00:15

Nursery crime.

14/06/12 11:34:03

Tot Gear

14/06/12 12:13:18

Eddie Kidd.

14/06/12 11:33:12

"I'll let you off with a weaning."

14/06/12 11:29:07

Grandchild Theft Auto.

14/06/12 11:11:46

Micro C.H.I.P.S.

14/06/12 11:00:30

He's Harley a criminal is he?

14/06/12 11:00:09

Mummy's little hells angel.

14/06/12 13:38:32

"I wasn't continually overtaking you officer... my braces were caught on your bike"

14/06/12 11:21:36

Different Two-strokes.

14/06/12 11:21:28

Let's get this baby on the road.

14/06/12 11:09:20

“Your folks are gonna be real ashamed of you son, when they find out you're a cop.”

14/06/12 11:09:15

The Fonz in Nappy Days.

14/06/12 11:09:08

Kindergarten Cop

14/06/12 11:01:14

Police Officer Steve Mcbastard asked the criminal to sign or the night-stick was going to soften his ribs.

14/06/12 11:11:52

How do you spell Pig

14/06/12 11:00:39

Blues & Twos.

25/06/12 19:26:36

'Young man, there's a place you can go'

15/06/12 1:27:53

You are too short to use the Highway, you'll have to take the Low Road.

14/06/12 13:26:44

"Why did you get the ticket son ?"
"He said I was caught short."
"How dare he ticket you for not being tall."
"No mum I was pissing in the neighbours bush."

14/06/12 13:15:27

Heavy Mattel

14/06/12 13:09:24

"You were falling asleep while riding. To consent that you have been a naughty boy you must sign here, under 'Kidnapping'."

14/06/12 11:49:17

Young offender is sentenced to 5 minutes on the time out step.

14/06/12 11:38:47

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters P and C and the number 30.

14/06/12 11:31:16

I don't care if baba need to do a poopoo, that's no excuse for speeding.

14/06/12 11:29:18

"Just give me the pen Officer Dickhole... you'll never get me on this"

14/06/12 11:18:07

NYpaedo blues.

14/06/12 11:07:12

Chrome Alone.

14/06/12 11:07:06

I will be fining you a pack of jelly babies

14/06/12 11:04:17

"You have a bald spot on the near side stabilizer so sort it ."

14/06/12 11:01:18

Arrested development.

14/06/12 11:01:04

D.W.I. (Driving While an Infant)

29/06/12 0:25:48

On your way to Mothercare for a helmet , A likely story, sign here.

17/06/12 18:56:32

"Now you have got my autograph officer, piss of before my minders catch up."

16/06/12 23:00:11

Hairy Triker

15/06/12 0:19:46

Child mistakenly signs for his own ASBO thinking the officer said Haribo

14/06/12 17:46:25

"But officer, that white powder under my nose really is SMA"

14/06/12 17:17:42

We'll waive the speeding fine since you were escaping from a priest.

14/06/12 17:04:06

A is for anal
B is for bike
C is for cop

14/06/12 16:49:54

sorry officer, i'll go easy on the Delrosa in future.

14/06/12 15:40:55

Evil Kidievel

14/06/12 13:55:36

Your Honda arrest for driving without Child care and attention

14/06/12 13:46:50