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John Llamas Vote score: 18916John Llamas

“The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery”

Thu 12:08:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

The doctor asked Kevin for a mid stream sample.

Thu 13:20:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek

Thu 14:36:59

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

The Yellow River.

Thu 13:02:20

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4571Paul Reeve

Drinking Walter

Thu 14:05:22

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

Bob wasn't too bothered until his mate started playing Poosticks.

Thu 12:54:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

Have you got wood yet?

Thu 14:37:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

Ray Mears invited Bear Grylls to see 'a wee river near Cockermouth'. "I'll show you survival" mumbled Ray.

Thu 13:28:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"That's Jack off in the distance.

Thu 13:12:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 142Karyn Harrison

Going with the flow

Thu 12:39:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1012larry G.

Just passed the urine test.

Sat 19:38:14

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 72J Gaskill

"Well...when life makes the lemonade for you..."

Thu 19:33:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

Another piss pour performance from Andy Murray

Thu 18:16:31

 
G fj Vote score: 393G fj

The last man may well have swallowed but I'm not that sort of Grinder boy...

Thu 17:51:57

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

Let's hope he's not masturbating!!!

Thu 17:50:38

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 15Sam Cass

John had no filter.

Thu 17:28:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

I know that place. It's Brookside Corkhill.

Thu 17:13:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 175Carey Sutton

You did say you would like to be on the piss right now

Thu 14:41:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2631Vivvy En

Dave's new river management job involved controlling water levels

Thu 14:01:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

Q. What do these two have in common?
A. 'Sip' is also pis backwards...

Thu 13:23:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"Man this water feels cold on my dick."

Thu 13:10:27

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

"Hey Bob! The river smells like asparagus."

Thu 13:05:23

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

The river ur-Rhine.

Thu 12:59:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26422Tony Edwards

Pee Nant

Thu 12:44:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

Adam's Ale

Thu 12:39:38

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10060Smuldo

Welcome to Lake Piscine.

Thu 12:33:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 142Karyn Harrison

Dave preferred his water with a hint of lemon.

Thu 12:32:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26422Tony Edwards

Yukxton water

Thu 12:25:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18916John Llamas

🎶 It’s raining men ...🎶

Thu 12:22:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

River Sour

Thu 12:18:41

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7620Leroy Brown

Nope still can't taste it, try pissing harder.

Thu 12:18:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1057Dave Bryan

In recent years the fast flowing stream had been reduced to a trickle. Time to get the prostate checked out.

Thu 12:17:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

Yuk! Who'd want to pee in water contaminated by a dead sheep upstream?

Thu 12:13:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

DAM!

Thu 12:08:28

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18916John Llamas

Thirsty? ....... urine luck!

Thu 12:06:09

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 332Tina Flowers

H2Ohhhh!

Thu 12:04:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

That's Jason for you, always taking the p*ss.

Thu 12:01:32

 
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