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Guideaux

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Guido van der Velden, Haarlem, the Netherlands

Age: 34

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Running out of police officers and soldiers, as a last resort London Zoo jumps in to help secure the 2012 Olympics.

19/07/12 20:00:14

Spitting Image

01/10/11 11:01:17

"Fire in the Hole!"

12/02/13 20:18:27

The Iranian athlete who dissapointedly finished last in the steeplechase, was given an incentive to save his country's honor at the Paralympics.

21/08/12 20:01:20

Hundreds of desperate unemployed EU refugees undertake a long and hazardous journey across the mediterranean in hope of a better future in Africa.

16/08/12 11:03:31

lol

Know your customer. Lesson 54:
How to say hi to the Masaai.

03/01/13 11:02:07

"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!"

24/11/12 20:03:20

Say a Boot's upside your head, say a Boot's upside your head. ♫

24/07/12 20:00:14

"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters".

27/06/12 16:25:19

"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep"

01/11/12 12:32:01

"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque".

01/07/12 11:16:09

"Woman Overbored"!

07/02/12 20:02:52

Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab.

23/11/12 8:37:00

"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing."

11/11/12 20:05:58

Infant Van Gogh.

14/05/12 18:24:16

I need backcup!

15/11/11 20:01:49

lol

If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles..

20/03/13 20:06:09

Best before: June 2128.

29/12/12 20:00:14

"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?"

23/02/12 12:54:03

Snow Patrol.

19/02/12 20:08:34

Max felt Alienated.

01/02/12 20:00:11

Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea.

24/01/12 11:13:08

♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪

18/01/12 11:00:08

17/04/13 20:09:34

26/03/13 8:05:16

30/03/12 13:17:44

06/11/11 12:24:07

06/10/11 11:00:24

The Fashion of the Christ.

21/08/11 11:13:51

Advantage Pete Pampers.

07/05/13 12:20:39

"I don't exactly know what happened officer, first there were reindeer crossing the road followed by a flying sled!"

24/12/12 12:04:35

The Devil's Advocaat.

22/12/12 20:40:52

Another successful Boot Sale.

19/04/12 20:33:39

Save the Ale.

24/02/12 11:14:37

F#%%@&*!! Not one pair!

07/12/11 11:01:51

Cause of death: Sofacation.

30/09/11 11:15:17

Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message..

15/09/11 11:48:01

Should've gone to Specshavers.
(no favourite)

03/03/13 20:09:21

Trigger Finger.

14/01/13 20:21:57

"A wedding ring? Never!"

14/01/13 20:11:01

May the Ford be with you.

23/11/12 20:01:02

"No time to explain, just say we found it like this when we got here"

11/09/12 21:35:51

Marbellous!

14/01/12 12:27:42

Another one bites the crust.

18/11/11 11:13:28

Are you a leg or a breast man?

20/09/11 18:28:08

Let me teach you about the long arm of the law constable Harris.

18/08/11 11:29:27

Boulevard of Broken Streams.

02/04/13 20:07:16

The Wedding Flashers.

29/07/12 20:03:50

Dave suffered from chronic nightstares.

15/07/12 20:00:25

Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!"

08/06/12 11:29:04

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last comments (total: 53)

...Threw himself across the mattress/
Waving his withering pencil/
As if it were a pirate's cutlass...

I love that song, one of Costello's best. It gets a vote from me!

Michael Winner

16/04/13
10:49pm

comment on caption:
Poor Fractured Atlas ♫ [Guideaux]

It fits this image much better, nice one :)

Michael Winner

15/03/13
10:56pm

comment on caption:
"Pizza for Mr Leonardo"? (nod to M. Winner) [Guideaux]

I think he's asking "Has it been pickled."

John Glover

14/02/13
8:48pm

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"hmmhhppfff hhmmpppffff!" [Guideaux]

"Dad, where do babies come from?"

"Well son, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, one day the stork flies to their house and delivers a baby."

"Oh. So who fucks the stork, dad?"

(old joke)

Paul Woolley

07/02/13
8:32pm

comment on caption:
"Honey, are you telling me that all that shit they originally told me about where babies come from is true?!" [Guideaux]

christopher maloney on the right haha

Captain Caption

21/01/13
2:44pm

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Ron Jeremy in the XXX-Factor. [Guideaux]

...and the award for 'obscure 1980's sci-fi reference' goes to...

Michael Winner

20/12/12
6:36pm

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The day bling bling turned into bidibidibidibidibidi. [Guido van der Velden]

Yes after adding my comment I googled your spelling too and was halfway through typing an apology when my laptop crashed. Hee hee, of all the words to have more than one way to spell it. laughing face