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Guideaux
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Guido van der Velden, Haarlem, the Netherlands
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...Threw himself across the mattress/
Waving his withering pencil/
As if it were a pirate's cutlass...
I love that song, one of Costello's best. It gets a vote from me!
10:49pm
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[Guideaux]
Poor Fractured Atlas ♫
It fits this image much better, nice one :)
10:56pm
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[Guideaux]
"Pizza for Mr Leonardo"? (nod to M. Winner)
I think he's asking "Has it been pickled."
8:48pm
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[Guideaux]
"hmmhhppfff hhmmpppffff!"
"Dad, where do babies come from?"
"Well son, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, one day the stork flies to their house and delivers a baby."
"Oh. So who fucks the stork, dad?"
(old joke)
8:32pm
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[Guideaux]
"Honey, are you telling me that all that shit they originally told me about where babies come from is true?!"
christopher maloney on the right haha
2:44pm
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[Guideaux]
Ron Jeremy in the XXX-Factor.
...and the award for 'obscure 1980's sci-fi reference' goes to...
6:36pm
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[Guido van der Velden]
The day bling bling turned into bidibidibidibidibidi.
Yes after adding my comment I googled your spelling too and was halfway through typing an apology when my laptop crashed. Hee hee, of all the words to have more than one way to spell it.
8:40pm
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[Guido van der Velden]
Dyslectic Darryl loves Moonwallking.
It's a plaesure.
looked it up on google...both are correct btw.. 
8:27pm
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[Guido van der Velden]
Dyslectic Darryl loves Moonwallking.
Dyslectic? Thanks for giving me a laugh by spelling dyslexic incorrectly.
8:25pm
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[Guido van der Velden]
Dyslectic Darryl loves Moonwallking.
Re cycling.
11:44am
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[Guido van der Velden]
"Excuse me sir, about 2 weeks ago my husband and a friend went on a biking trip. I've been looking all over for them since. Have you seen them?"