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Mrs centipede washes her son's socks every Tuesday. |
07/12/11 |
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Cup and sorcery. |
21/09/11 |
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David raised cats for a living. |
01/11/11 |
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Toast-Writer |
17/10/11 |
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Dave with his new designer handbag from 'Pucci'. |
21/11/11 |
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Ford Escort comments (total: 1) |
02/10/11 |
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Bin there, done that. |
11/11/11 |
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Door, Ray, me, so far car no go. |
02/04/11 |
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His son doesn't call him POP for nothing! |
20/11/11 |
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"Sure I may be dyslexic, but NOBODY calls me an aresol and gets away with it!" |
31/10/11 |
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Jim Beam. |
14/03/11 |
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Who's bright idea was this then? |
18/11/11 |
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"Dad, you know how you always said there were plenty more fish in the sea? Well look, I found you a date!" |
17/11/11 |
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Gull-a-bill |
22/09/11 |
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Forrest Hump. |
26/06/11 |
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"I've just popped in for a chin-wag." |
03/04/11 |
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It's 58 years later and Mel Smith hasn't changed one bit. comments (total: 3) |
27/03/11 |
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♪ "You, light up my wife..." ♫ |
18/11/11 |
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Horizontal bungee-jumping for those afraid of heights. |
28/10/11 |
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Obviously Homer Simpson spent too much time with Mr Burns. |
17/10/11 |
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Living near the Large Hadron Collider has it's ups and downs. comments (total: 4)Voted on this and then a superfluous exclamation mark was added. The sadness... 
Chris Beach  (admin) 21/09/11
11:11am How do you make an 'anonymous' comment? Because if I need to respond to a comment left on my caption, I always have to give up my identity. Thanks in advance:) 21/09/11
10:15pm Yes..... that's why I've had to do it too otherwise it's a total giveaway. I read it somewhere on the "forum" pages (I think). Anyway, what you do is you type this before you write: #anon Just remember though, if you have to edit something afterwards, you need to type it back in at the start of the post again otherwise it won't stay anonymous.
(caption author) 21/09/11
11:34pm |
21/09/11 |
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Tim finally had to admit that his dandruff problem was way out of control. |
08/09/11 |
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One-hit Wanda. |
02/09/11 |
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"Hey, it's a bloomin' owl!" |
08/04/11 |
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The cycle of life |
01/04/11 |
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The answer to last weeks "spot the ball" competition. |
21/03/11 |
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"Hey Brian, we're all holding on to save our lives in this hurricane, and THAT'S all you can think of?" |
18/01/11 |
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Even after Twiggys modelling days were long gone, her own designer clothing label would live on forever. |
23/11/10 |
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Be in quick - this is a brief sale! |
29/01/12 |
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The worst thing about having Alzheimers is trying to remember where on Earth you parked the car. |
25/01/12 |
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I bet this guy's Hiss-panic. |
25/09/11 |
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Mike had a really good feeling. |
19/09/11 |
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Dave was a practising member of the Rotary Club. |
26/08/11 |
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Bum Voyage! |
16/08/11 |
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Peggy Sue |
12/08/11 |
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Birds of a feather stick to Heather. |
22/05/11 |
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"If I knew you were going to laugh that much I would NEVER have shown it to you!" |
11/04/11 |
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Unfortunately, Mrs Jones from the flat above has an extremely powerful vacuum cleaner. |
03/04/11 |
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Their mother was the worst ever when it came to parking a car! |
16/12/10 |
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My favourite kind of nut - The "cash-shoe"! |
30/07/10 |
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The Shit hits the Fan! |
16/07/10 |
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Citroen-Ella |
25/01/12 |
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"This is ridiculous, Doris needs to get those silicon breast implants removed." |
11/12/11 |
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"Well obviously I had to stack the dishes up next to the sink - the bathtub's already full, you idiot!" |
03/12/11 |
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Another nut falls out of the tree. |
25/11/11 |
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Marie was a plane girl - she even had a vapour-trail. |
28/10/11 |
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'Uptons' is the highest rating tea in the world. |
21/09/11 |
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Sadly Tony had a turn for the worst. |
07/09/11 |
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Wheel of misfortune. |
07/09/11 |
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Humming-Bert. |
26/08/11 |
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top comments (total: 13)
Um, I'm with you Shandonbelle. I'm sure about one thing though - I'd rather NOT know what it's referring to."
12:53pm
comment on caption: What are those two girls going to do with that cup? [Lee Hauxwell]
No..................... bread is down aisle 7.
09:28pm
comment on caption: I see bread people [Craig Eddie]
lol... thanks guys - it saves me asking for an explanation too! lol
11:44am
comment on caption: Aisle altar hymn. [Tony Edwards]
sorry to be a pain in the um.... butt .... but that word should be "too", not "to".
08:40pm
comment on caption: Lady Gaga has gone too far this time. [Dan Dan]
A new word? Are the dutch still inventing words? lol. As a kid I remembered it as "Kruisbes". What about "Klapbes" - "blow berry"? LOL... It just gets weirder! Onzin!
12:05pm
comment on caption: Goose beret [Ian Skelding]
Yes Guido, it doesn't quite have the same effect if you just say "kruisbes" does it? (Sounds more like a "cross" berry if you directly translate it!) LOL
08:08pm
comment on caption: Goose beret [Ian Skelding]
No!!!!!!!!........ Say it's not so!!!!!!!!!
PS: !!!!!
04:00am
comment on caption: Once a month Chris Beach donned his lynching outfit and taught a captioneer a lesson about superfluous exclamation marks. (!!!) [Steve Hann]
Rosie O'Donnell in a tux?
04:29am
comment on caption: What's black & white and eats like a horse? [Steve Hann]
last comments (total: 65)
Um..... yeah, sure it is! Why not! (wink wink) .............................. Well, actually...... no it isn't. (I'm a sucker for honesty!)
08:23pm
comment on caption: As detective Wilson walked over the dried-up river bed he knew he was on the right track to finding the elusive 1st chinese brother with the really big mouth. [Anna]
Voted for this hoping it's a Chinatown reference - not so sure now... As Jake Gittes walked over....?
12:32pm
comment on caption: As detective Wilson walked over the dried-up river bed he knew he was on the right track to finding the elusive 1st chinese brother with the really big mouth. [Anna]
Not keen on snakes Puss, although last week I bought two male rats called Colin and Justin. They're more intelligent than my Spaniel.
06:46pm
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
At least you didn't go down the tampon route, I can handle snakes... Oooh er!:D
11:59am
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
I use an 86 inch monitor and she's actually being devoured by a Burmese python. No wait, it's a Royal python, anyone using a bigger screen? (I jest ma pussssss)
11:52am
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
That's great, thank you for that.
07:58pm
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
That makes three of us- I got caught by the dupe filter at 12:08, even though I'd searched for 'bungee' beforehand.
07:53pm
comment on caption: Horizontal bungee-jumping for those afraid of heights. [Anna]
looks like string/blue rope to me (big screen user!)
04:22pm
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
do you know what, now I don't know whether it is a rope or some kind of special firework on her belt... someone with a bigger screen, can you tell me what it is if it's clearer to you please? I'm on a notebook thingy:)
04:04pm
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
I think because on first glance it looks like some kind of smokey trail but if you look a bit closer, it's a moving rope creating a blurred line. To be honest, it took me ages to see it as I'm on a smaller screen. I don't think it matters too much because it's quite clever that it looks like a trail but it may be the reason why some aren't voting. It's a funny one really.
04:02pm
comment on caption: Susan was exhausted. [Anna]
Call me dim, but I don't see what the problem is...? I think it's a good caption. It gets my vote, anyway.
01:03pm