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Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

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12/08/17 12:31:31

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2911Stephen Paterson

Clare hadn't quite gotten over her yeast infection.

12/08/17 12:21:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

She just needs a nice pair of loafers.

12/08/17 12:03:04

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

She kneaded the work.

12/08/17 12:36:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16655Ian Skelding

She also wore a pair of bloomers.

12/08/17 12:41:39

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Were they crusty? --Pussy Galore
Mark England Vote score: 12254Mark England

"You look absolutely amazing, darling"
"Stop trying to butter me up"

12/08/17 12:26:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15257John Glover

"Lovely darling, just don't go to Trafalgar Square."

12/08/17 12:44:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

"Do you have this in gluten-free?"

12/08/17 12:59:08

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1902Jonathan Allsopp

'Nice baps.'
'Thanks. And my buns?'

12/08/17 12:08:49

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

That skirt is the best thing since unspecified clichés.

12/08/17 12:00:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17635John Llamas

"Divine Darling ....... so much more chic than that Greggs dress you wore last year."

12/08/17 13:06:38

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4148Paul Reeve

A girls got to earn a crust somehow.

12/08/17 12:53:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15257John Glover

"Evidently, she's well bred."

12/08/17 12:48:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

A woman can never have too many handbagels.

12/08/17 12:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

Crusty Brinkley

12/08/17 12:00:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

My Naan was a right bit of crumpet when she was young.

12/08/17 16:57:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23963Tony Edwards

"Has she got a bun in the oven?"

12/08/17 12:14:17

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

Challahback girl

12/08/17 12:01:37

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

"Let them eat cake."
"They're insisting on bread."

Mon 13:54:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1789C CaMel

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12/08/17 19:36:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1789C CaMel

Rising trends

12/08/17 17:53:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

You don't what to know what she's done with that finger roll.

12/08/17 17:12:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7574Neil Mackenzie

I won't eat here again it's all skin and bone, I like a bit of meat on my sandwich.

12/08/17 16:32:59

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2182GeeDee

Should have seen her last night she was half cut

12/08/17 15:31:11

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

"No the shoes aren't bread. I'm trying to reduce my carbo footprint."

12/08/17 13:26:37

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17635John Llamas

Ellie was hoping that Sam would invite her back for coffee

12/08/17 13:15:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7850Dan Nicholls

Finally, Marge had found her perfect role.

12/08/17 12:28:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 12254Mark England

Judith hated modelling in this outfit. In fact she had a right cob on.

12/08/17 12:24:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2633Mr Dome

The Autumn range, from Ted Baker

12/08/17 12:15:12

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1902Jonathan Allsopp

She can have my French stick any time.

12/08/17 12:04:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1789C CaMel

Paula Hollywood

12/08/17 17:54:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

Because man cannot live by bread alone.

12/08/17 17:42:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

They really shouldn't have done those outdoor shots on the beach. She wasn't a pretty sight by the time the seagulls had finished with her.

12/08/17 17:22:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

She must be half-baked to wear that.

12/08/17 17:16:05

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1506Tracey Sarge

Only Fools and Horse.."I'll get the drinks Ronda..cause you got the rolls"

12/08/17 17:05:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

She looks a nice bit of stottie. I hear she likes a roll in the morning.

12/08/17 17:01:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7574Neil Mackenzie

Her knickers smell of Tuna Sandwich.

12/08/17 14:42:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7574Neil Mackenzie

She always was a delicate flour.

12/08/17 14:41:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

Hi-vis jackets are popular with street workers. Hovis jackets are popular with street walkers.

12/08/17 13:32:48

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

"Crumbs! As a child, she was a rag-a-muffin."

12/08/17 13:20:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

Her nan gave her a few tips.

12/08/17 13:09:22

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4148Paul Reeve

♫ Ma Baker she did what she did ♫

12/08/17 13:05:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

Dress suet.

12/08/17 13:05:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

I like it, but I wouldn't want to swim in it.

12/08/17 12:58:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23963Tony Edwards

"I'm filling hungry."

12/08/17 12:43:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16655Ian Skelding

Baked Moss

12/08/17 12:37:19

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

Baked Attraction

12/08/17 12:35:19

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

"If you like it then you should've put a bagel on it"

12/08/17 12:35:11

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

After its move to Channel 4, The Great British Bake Off was never the same.

12/08/17 12:33:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7850Dan Nicholls

Now for a tenner, run past the duck pond shouting "come and get it quacko".

12/08/17 12:29:18

 
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